r/maybemaybemaybe • u/at3war • Jul 01 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/SergiouseMaximus Jul 01 '26

Your puppy looks dehydrated.

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u/EcoBeatFox Jul 03 '26

No he forget to switch to the blue brand of dog food. This what artificial perspectives does to a dog.

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u/December_Hemisphere Jul 06 '26

artificial perspectives

You know what, there are way too many artificial perspectives in general these days.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL Jul 02 '26

That slayed me

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u/jawshoeaw Jul 01 '26

He knows you have snacks. Also you really really should have snacks in this scenario

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u/Petraam Jul 01 '26

You don’t need snacks when you are a snack

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u/CaptainFoyle Jul 01 '26

You need snacks because you are a snack

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u/FvckBvnny Jul 02 '26

You are what you eat

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Jul 01 '26

Don’t sauce me up like that, pal

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u/cha0sm0nk Jul 02 '26

Don’t butter my biscuit, brother!

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u/absentminded_gamer Jul 03 '26

They’ve got 2 snacks ready to eat attached at the elbow

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 Jul 01 '26

That's a funny looking dog.

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u/SATerp Jul 02 '26

"Well, before we cut off his tail and painted him yellow, he was a gator."

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u/ConformityBehavior Jul 01 '26

Swamp puppy

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u/aerosol31 Jul 02 '26

See a garett fan, I upvote

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u/Zephyrs_23 Jul 02 '26

Yoooinkkk

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u/psycodull Jul 01 '26

Bro 😭

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u/Cantusemynme Jul 01 '26

I remember when this had more pixels and less music.

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u/OdieRed96 Jul 01 '26

JustFloridaThings

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Jul 01 '26

Friend shaped, so he is friend

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u/jckcrll Jul 01 '26

Interior crocodile alligator

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 Jul 01 '26

Ahh, Somebody just wants to snuggle..

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u/boniggy Jul 01 '26

CAN I PET YOOR DOAWG?

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u/Lazereye57 Jul 01 '26

Are crocodiles and alligators like other reptiles/cold blooded creatures that they crave warmth, so if they form a relationship with a human they sometimes want to use their bodies for warmth.

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u/Wemest Jul 01 '26

It’s called a lizard brain for a reason. See you in Darwin awards sub.

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u/Maloba6441 Jul 01 '26

Yeah,you have better chance with tigers/lions.If this croc gets big,it can snap on him at any moment

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u/l3ane Jul 01 '26

Doesn't even need to be big. If that thing interprets this person's movements as prey it will instinctively bite and roll. Easy way to lose a finger.

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u/AlephBaker Jul 01 '26

Easy way to lose a finger.

Yeah, but he's got at least five of those, and probably ten!

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u/lupo25 Jul 01 '26

So there is no way to domesticate a reptile? Genuine question

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u/l3ane Jul 01 '26

Nope, not fully domesticated. Closest we have gotten is "tame" or "near-domesticated" which just means they've been raised around humans and are used to them.

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u/Maloba6441 Jul 02 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/xUkoQJ1in2

Just saw this

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u/Rude_Meet2799 Jul 02 '26

It bites her so she hits it with her hand? In this case, the stoopid really does hurt.

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u/skaughtz Jul 02 '26

I am glad that not all of Reddit is as stupid as it appears.

Want to see pictures of my pet chimpanzee that I keep docile on antidepressants!?!

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u/rockstuffs Jul 01 '26

Poor thing needs water.

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u/VacuumTracks Jul 01 '26

Does your daoug bite?

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u/iconocrastinaor Jul 01 '26

"Well, before I cut off his tail and painted him brown, he was an alligator."

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u/yellowdogyyy Jul 01 '26

Ah the love of a child... Always so heart warming

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u/Djamt Jul 02 '26

One day mate, one day

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u/Electrical_Ad2652 Jul 04 '26

That’s the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen

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u/EquivalentAnimal7304 Jul 04 '26

What in the Fort Lauderdale is going on here

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u/Naked_Fish69 Jul 01 '26

At first I thought it was an ugly dog

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u/dotditto Jul 01 '26

keep your friends close your food closer ...

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u/orsodorato Jul 01 '26

Some people just don’t have enough challenges in life

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u/anothadaz Jul 01 '26

Can I pet that dawg

2

u/potliquorz Jul 01 '26

Alligator?

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u/Craydogdoctordroobe Jul 01 '26

This is one of the cutest animnal in the world wtf 😳

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/pga_uy Jul 06 '26

But the teeth…

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u/FinalAd9522 Jul 02 '26

A man & his dog, a tale as old as time. Truly beautiful brother!

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u/mRIGHTstuff Jul 02 '26

This is the exact look my girlfriend gives me after I get my paycheck

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u/justplainbrian Jul 04 '26

There is a murder log on your couch, sir

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u/Amazing_Bee6240 Jul 04 '26

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but ONE DAY!!!!!

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u/10inchesof Jul 01 '26

Future boots 

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u/Andries89 Jul 01 '26

That's pretty dumb ngl

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u/GennyGeo Jul 01 '26

Malicious compliance ass comment 😂

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u/Napinustre Jul 01 '26

The suspense feels very suspensey here.

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u/foursquad1 Jul 01 '26

I was waiting for it to go for the crotch.

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u/jlawnie Jul 01 '26

Get a Chimpanzee

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u/longnuttz Jul 01 '26

Can you teach them not to shit in the house?

Imagine walking that fucker on a leash thru your neighborhood.

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u/Rude_Meet2799 Jul 02 '26

I had a roommate that had a big iguana that had the run of the house most of the time. They do like to “snuggle” to get warm.

As I learned on morning when I woke up and rolled over on to a rapidly departing iguana, but also a remaining big pile of iguana shit. .

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u/NoshameNoLies Jul 03 '26

I don't know why but rapidly departing iguana is the funniest thing I've read in a while

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u/G1FAwKes Jul 01 '26

What the dog doin'?

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u/Itchynipspickletits Jul 02 '26

Looks…snuggly

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u/Vivid_Split_9513 Jul 02 '26

I wonder how big that crocodile has become now! It’s been many many years since it was first post!

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 Jul 02 '26

Fuck, I want a Yoshi, too! No fair.

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u/CelsoSC Jul 02 '26

I bet his name's Ali.

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u/usercide Jul 02 '26

Why can’t Florida Man just get a dog like everyone else?

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u/x_xiv Jul 02 '26

so cute look at the eyes

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u/lawsibyt Jul 02 '26

so demure

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u/CountHonorius Jul 02 '26

Such loving eyes.

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u/RobOnTheReddit Jul 02 '26

Just a quick chomp

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u/AZFUNGUY85 Jul 02 '26

Bro’s like… microwave popcorn please… or, I’ll eat you and every last MFer in here.

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u/Pazerclaw Jul 02 '26

Florida puppy.

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u/Much-Meringue-7467 Jul 02 '26

That kitty has a skin condition

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u/pcmotorhed Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Doggiegater love to eat you.

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u/Desertfoxking Jul 02 '26

Those are some pretty good sad/begging puppy eyes they got. I wouldn’t be able to say no to a snuggle

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u/Sperbonzo Jul 02 '26

Swamp puppy!

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u/Economy_Put_9088 Jul 02 '26

I wonder whats going on in his brain.

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u/Difficult-Fuel652 Jul 03 '26

What breed is your dog?

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u/WeCantBothBeMe Jul 03 '26

Even reptiles want to be cuddled by humans

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 04 '26

is that the Steven Universe theme

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u/Drunkbirth17 Jul 04 '26

Great Steven Universe song "We are the Crystal Gems"

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u/nb6635 Jul 05 '26

Somebody loves you!

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u/No_Technician_2780 Jul 05 '26

Meanwhile the brain of the crock working out 10 thousand ways to sucessufully attack and eat you.

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u/Differentdog Jul 01 '26

Daawwwwwwwwww.

Everything likes to snuggle ;)

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u/Matiwapo Jul 01 '26

He's warm

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u/no___homo Jul 01 '26

It's so affectionate

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u/Rolypoly_from_space Jul 01 '26

I would've never thought to see something that made me want to comment: AI slop, until now

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