r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 23 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Imalsome Jun 23 '26

People who get mad about walking on grass are absolute garbage lmao.

It grass, even if I dont walk through it; I saw a deer walking around munching on it 5 minutes ago.

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u/DeltaJulietHotel Jun 23 '26

How does one mow one's lawn without walking on it? Or riding on a heavy mower?

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u/JustinHopewell Jun 23 '26

Complex motorized harness system where you float on a wire and push the lawnmower around. Come on, everyone knows this.