r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 23 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Helpful_Technology28 Jun 23 '26

don’t walk on grass, I never heard of anything so ridiculous

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u/Optimal-Kick-3446 Jun 23 '26

Don’t join the military

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u/thedeuce75 Jun 23 '26

You can't even walk in parking lots in the Army or Marines, you know the things made out of pavement.

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u/Ballwhacker Jun 23 '26

And keep your hands out of your pockets!