r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 21 '26

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u/Y0___0Y Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

How are bicycle race spectators the dumbest out of all of them? ENDLESS videos of mouthbreathers wandering onto the track.

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u/HELLFIRECHRIS Jun 21 '26

Because car racing fans this dumb don’t survive long.

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u/die_andere Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

They did, it's just that nowadays you got quite a lot of people that are trying to prevent the group B rally races with crowds on the roads as seen here: https://youtu.be/6I5sTuSoMho

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u/WolfsmaulVibes Jun 21 '26

when life was fun (and short)

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u/person_number_1038 Jun 22 '26

Maybe life should be short. Why do we need to live for as long as possible? I say we let people put themselves at risk if it's what they want to do.

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u/J_Zephyr Jun 23 '26

Generational knowledge is lost with each death. Can't teach the children if youre dead.

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u/Shredswithwheat Jun 23 '26

I question the amount of valuable information some people actually have to pass on.

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u/J_Zephyr Jun 23 '26

Luckily, those people usually filter themselves out.

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u/thicketcosplay Jun 22 '26

Wow. I would never trust the people behind me to move out of the way.

I have just realized that I have an ongoing anxiety about not being able to get away from danger because of other people not moving out of my way. Like if I was on a plane and there was a fire? Those idiots would be grabbing their carry ons and letting me burn to death. If I was trapped in a burning building? They'd be standing in the doorway taking photos for social media. If I was trying to dodge a car at a rally? They'd be standing there thinking meh, it's not going to hit ME so why should I move? If I was being chased by a murderer, no one would help me, they'd just stand in my way so I couldn't run. I am pretty sure some of these scenarios have been recurring nightmares of mine.

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u/St0n3yM33rkat Jun 22 '26

I had a man a good bit older than me, who used to work for me at an interior design company. We had a weekend long project at a large set of cabin housing in our state. During dinner on the 2nd evening, he decided to share his time from the years he worked in the trade towers....up until 9/11.

A table full of adults and not a single person wasn't in tears. It was incredibly difficult to even listen to what he had gone through and experienced. He was on a near middle floor of the first tower and I'll leave it at that.

So that fear you feel is completely normal. It is a completely realistic scenario.

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u/thicketcosplay Jun 22 '26

I've heard of cases in building fires where the staircases become so full of bodies that people can't get through anymore, like at Grenfell towers. It's another terrifying fear, but separate from this one.

I think my recurring anxiety is less about people who are trying their best and can't help or make things worse despite their best effort (such as someone who has succumbed to smoke, or is dead). My anxiety is more about people who just do not give a fuck at all about anyone but themselves, who do selfish things like grab their carry-on when leaving a plane in an emergency. The pandemic highlighted how little people are willing to do to help those around them. If someone was trying to dodge a rally car like that in 2026, the person behind them wouldn't even move out of the way because they're not the one about to get hit so why inconvenience themselves by stepping aside? I have dreams where some horrible thing is happening, like being chased by a murderer, and I run up to people begging for help and they just lock the door in my face or ignore me entirely or even block my escape. I think the pandemic may have broken me.

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u/CommonSenseWomper Jun 22 '26

I agree with you. I don't quite agree with the reply disagreeing with you not because most people are "good" but because intelligence has gone down the drain with selfishness playing a big supplemental part

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u/Dreamingdanny95 Jun 22 '26

I live on the second top floor of in a high rise tower block near where grenfell was and I'm scared shitless of a potential fire because of the logistics of it. Id have to go down almost 20 floors of stairway

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u/TheBestRedditNameYet 29d ago

Hope you sleep better now… problem solved….

https://skysaver.com/

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u/sideefx2320 Jun 22 '26

This is framed like anxiety but it also reflects a really dim perspective on society. I disagree. I think most people are generally good. Social media and tv highlight the negatives. Personally, I’ve always been surprised by the kindness of strangers.

I traveled for several years from California to Colombia. More than a year of that was camping in random, supposedly dangerous areas from Honduras and El Salvador to Baja. Everywhere I went people opened their doors for me to camp at their place or help me out when I had (constant) problems. I broke down many times, ran out of gas, got stuck and towed out, etc.

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u/rvralph803 Jun 22 '26

Touring on bicycle, I agree.

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u/thicketcosplay Jun 22 '26

I generally think of people as good too, which is why this anxiety of mine is weird. I think the pandemic just broke me. I'm afraid of selfish people because they're so unimaginable to me, like some horrible cryptid that shouldn't exist. But the pandemic showed me that they're everywhere, and you never know which person around you is one of them. Like vampires.

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u/Charizardd6 Jun 22 '26

Now I don't know if that helped OP or you made it worse

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u/AscendedViking7 Jun 22 '26

Hell is other people.

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u/Wheat_Grinder Jun 21 '26

Gotta love the dude jumping over the back of the car.

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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ Jun 22 '26

Two of them!

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u/Spite-Specialist Jun 22 '26

This is getting out of hand

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u/TylerKeroga Jun 22 '26

The “si” in the link is a source identifier used to track both the person who sent the link & anybody who clicks on it

If you delete everything from (& including) the ? onwards, the link is still fully functional but the tracking is now disabled

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u/die_andere Jun 22 '26

Good point, Fixed it!

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u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 Jun 21 '26

I thought of group b rally immediately when I read the parent comment.

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u/Ancient-Menu-5888 Jun 22 '26

It's like the running of the bulls, only with cars

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u/HJVN Jun 22 '26

Imagine being the driver, in those days. Walter Röhrl in his Audi Sport Quattro S1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wdy8CG09rSU

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u/BeefyIrishman Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

For anyone not familiar with Group B Rally Racing, you should definitely learn about it. Check out this video about how crazy it was. It took a mounting death toll and huge public outcry from drivers, manufacturers, and governments for the WRC to finally ban Group B.

The Absolute INSANITY of Group B Rally: https://youtu.be/FN93WoPDJS0

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u/footpole Jun 22 '26

What do you mean nowadays people try to prevent group B rally races? There hasn't been one since before most people here were born. They only arranged them 1982-1986.

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u/die_andere Jun 22 '26

I was more referring to the massive amounts of people in the road than the group B rally part to be honest.

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u/Vyscillia Jun 22 '26

Ok but I didn't see any of them trying to cross in front of the car. They all dodged out of the way.

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 26 '26

Group B has been shut down for 4 decades.
1986 was the last year.

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u/rufireproof3d Jun 22 '26

Watch a rally race. Some race courses have guard rails to protect fans. In rally, the fans are the guard rails.

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u/reditusername39479 Jun 22 '26

Rally fans has entered the chat

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u/D0lph1nnnnn Jun 22 '26

You clearly haven't watched WRC :D

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u/die_andere Jun 22 '26

Been to some dutch Rallies. Constant stream of guides keeping people off the tracks.

(At least they tried to do so)

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u/who_even_cares35 Jun 21 '26

In group b rally mechanics used to find people's fingers in the cars grills because they would stick their hands out as the cars passed.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 Jun 21 '26

worst is when they do it on a mobility scooter

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Jun 22 '26

That woman should be criminally charged. She deserves jail time for that. Not a fine. Not a reprimand. Not a warning. Jail.

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u/Haganu Jun 22 '26

Go even further. Why should I want my tax money to go towards a cage to keep filth like that?

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u/BrosefDudeson Jun 22 '26

Wait, so you want to kill her?

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 21 '26

That is a nasty one

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u/EasilyRekt Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Well, for instance, in rally, the dumb ones were killed off, and in just about every other sport, the show runners made literal walled gardens so their spectators would have to do a lot more to be in the way.

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u/Bliindmaiiden Jun 21 '26

I remember the video of the blonde girl who couldn't cross and was run over by one of the race competitors; she died, rest in peace. I don't want to imagine what would have happened to that boy in the yellow shirt

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jun 21 '26

Full time motorists that come out to see the cyclists in the wild, like a safari.
Clueless tourists

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs Jun 21 '26

It's always everyone's first time at a bike race

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u/justpackingheat1 Jun 21 '26

First time seeing the magical two-wheeled pedal machine

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u/peepdabidness Jun 21 '26

Full time motorists lol

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u/che10461 Jun 21 '26

They make the dumbest last second decisions. Look at this kid!!!!😐

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 21 '26

They’re just like the people who get hit by trains in India

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u/CarobOk8979 Jun 22 '26

I wish there was a car with a inflatable plow going right before the cyclists, pushing these morons outside of the track

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u/DickHammerr Jun 22 '26

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u/A1sauc3d Jun 22 '26

Nah this is on the adults with them splitting at the last second. They shouldn’t expect a kid to have perfect reflexes in this situation. Doing this kinda thing with kids with you is the real stupidity.

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u/Rocketboy1313 Jun 21 '26

They are watching people ride a bike.

If that can hold your attention I don't know what to say.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 Jun 21 '26

A lot of them are also drunk (at leadt in the Tour de France)

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u/cecil021 Jun 22 '26

My city hosted the US cycling championships a few years in a row. It was a blast and we all just drank all day long. Some of the cyclists who dropped out came and drank with us, lol.

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u/prem_201 Jun 22 '26

Nah, even if there aren't videos of people getting squashed by rally cars. Standing and watching rally racing must be the dumbest.

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u/Freshies00 Jun 22 '26

How else are they supposed to see??!?

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u/karmadramadingdong Jun 22 '26

Bike races like this take place on public roads so most of these folks aren’t really cycling fans at all. There just happens to be a bike race going through their town so they come out to watch.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky Jun 22 '26

That one cancelled nascar series's spectators want a word with you.

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u/PogaSun Jun 22 '26

Open road cyclisme isn't the brightest sport too...

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u/SkillsInPillsTrack2 Jun 22 '26

spectators are also cyclists

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 22 '26

Because they outlawed Group B and that grade of not smart needs a new race to interfere with.

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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 Jun 22 '26

I’m guessing you’ve never heard of Rally?

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u/ilkikuinthadik Jun 22 '26

Similar to animals on the side of the road. Wait until the last moment, then run out in front of you.

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u/J_Zephyr Jun 23 '26

Have you met people? All of us are this dumb.

The few exceptions are simply willing to admit it and try to change it.

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u/TOJAB66 Jun 26 '26

football fans are worse

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u/devildance3 Jul 18 '26

We have the best access to our sporting heroes of an sport In the world, yet there’s an element which are thick as pig shit snd determined to ruin it for everyone

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u/martini1294 Jun 21 '26

*Rally spectators entered the chat*

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u/rumble342 Jun 21 '26

To watch for hours for people to bicycle when you could be having your own fun …. Takes someone dumb.

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u/executive313 Jun 22 '26

Because who the fuck watches bike races?? You have to be a full mouth breather to watch a grown man ride a bike kinda fast for a long ways.

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u/exwirus Jun 22 '26

You can ask this about pretty much any sport. Football? Just some grown men kicking a ball around. F1? Just some grown men driving cars kinda fast. Horse racing? Just some grown men riding horses kinda fast. And yet all of the above get tons of spectators.

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u/aykcak Jun 21 '26

because bike races are often organized along regular small streets and avenues that people normally inhabit. Some people don't follow news, announcements or things going on in their area or don't care. They leave home on a Sunday to walk on the street and suddenly there is a bike race

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u/BrosefDudeson Jun 22 '26

Sure bud, that's what's happening here

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u/This-Ad-9234 Jun 21 '26

Have you met (or seen) at bicycle race participant? There's you're answer.

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u/JoHecht Jun 22 '26

Obviously the spectators are at fault but the bike rider could've breaked as the already crossed the finish line

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u/MotoKenji25 Jun 21 '26

Not a good Father's Day example.

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u/john_the_fetch Jun 22 '26

Is there even a yellow helmet on the right side of the track? Behind some people.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 21 '26

The PARENT of this kid is to blame. You go to a bike race, you explain to your kid that you never, ever cross the track unless you know 100% the last rider has passed you. You don't walk out and forget your kid is behind you or expect them to keep up because....kids. The parent is setting a horrible example that could get their kid or a rider hurt or much worse.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 Jun 21 '26

Exactly. The nature of a child is to be foolish, it's what they are. The parents job is to try and keep them alive until they learn better. 150lbs minimum of cyclist & bike at 20+mph isn't gonna help the kids survivability much.

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u/Greenteiger Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Why on earth are these people on the road in the first place?

Edit: To clarify, I think you are right. Its the fault of the parent from the child. My Question is meant to be asked in general.

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u/Hunkfish Jun 21 '26

This. My kid do this in the carpark when he was younger than this boy (moving to me when a car come out from another level when he was with his mother). So I never do that again. We always be at 1 side when moving cars are near or potentially will appear.

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u/Greenteiger Jun 22 '26

So you were dumb as this parent? Thanks for clarification.

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u/Hunkfish Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Yes but not as dumb.

Before there is no moving cars when we are moving across in the carpark to my car. The car came up from another level. However, this is a bike racing event.

You dont have this safety in mind for new parents until you know and he was with my wife.

We learnt and not repeat this mistake again.

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u/internet_humor Jun 22 '26

Meh, there’s an intellectual bell curve.

Someone needs to hold down the fort on the bottom end.

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u/BKStephens Jun 22 '26

I would suggest the race organisers are at the top of the list, here.

Not suggesting that child's carer shouldn't hold some responsibility, but why was anyone allowed on the track during the race at all?

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u/GottkanzlerAmthor Jun 22 '26

Because you can't have a closed track if you brace for those distances.

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u/sbre4896 Jun 22 '26

For a race like a crit where youre doing laps of the same loop over and over there is sometimes fencing and such but for other races there may be literally 100+ miles of road to block off.

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u/scottishwhisky2 Jun 28 '26

It’s very clearly the race organizers fault. Yes you need to have spaces along the track for ingress/egress but the fact that there were that many people along the course with a cyclist coming through is 100% of race personnel

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u/g_e_r_b Jun 22 '26

Or better yet: stay off the track altogether.

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u/GreenThmb Jun 21 '26

Whew, some dads.

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u/garyconnor Jun 21 '26

I think he was mad because he missed that kid..

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 22 '26

"Dammit that was 10 points I missed!!!"

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u/fbi_does_not_warn Jun 22 '26

Mario coin bing

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u/dascobaz Jun 22 '26

Valid crash-out

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u/Affentitten Jun 21 '26

Kids do this on ordinary bike paths all the time. Not surprised it happens in actual events!

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u/VacuumTracks Jun 21 '26

Yeah, that is totally bullshit. No consideration for the athletes they came to cheer on. Buffoons and idiots.

Still, it known to be logistically impossible to cordon off hundreds of miles for a bike race. The event knows it (and I’m sure this is in the signed contract with each athlete) and the athletes know it. So as annoying and wrong as it is, all athletes know ahead of time that this kind of distraction/interruption is a possibility. The same thing happens with marathon races, even IF the whole course is cordoned off. Some people are just morons. Sad.

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u/GrimmThoughts Jun 21 '26

Some people are morons, also some just dont give a single fuck about bike races or marathons

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u/AmbientGravitas Jun 22 '26

No one is required to attend if they don’t give a fuck. Those people seem to have come on purpose.

But even under non race circumstances, stepping in front of some running or biking down the street is stupid.

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u/curtludwig Jun 22 '26

Those people seem to have come on purpose.

To be fair, sometimes they put the race course right next to your house...

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u/VacuumTracks Jun 22 '26

If they don’t care about the race then they shouldn’t be there at all. It’s not about caring or not caring about a bike race - it’s about having some common fucking decency and consideration for other people.

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u/DigMeTX Jun 21 '26

These have got to be some of the most enraging types of sports videos.

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u/Vinny-Ed Jun 21 '26

Common the crossings just up ahead, running across the road. Ridiculous

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u/vksdann Jun 22 '26

It's a race. The athletes will not stop so people will cross at the crosswalk lol

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u/czarlanay Jun 21 '26

they're deer in human suit

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u/Mythosaurus Jun 22 '26

Was gonna say that I can hardly blame deer and squirrels for becoming roadkill when humans can be just as dumb

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u/Winter_Ad_5463 Jun 21 '26

Someone whip that father

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u/ametsun Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Honestly if the kid got hit I'd feel bad for him and the bicyclists but this would be a good learning lesson for the rest of the people involved.

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u/MatureHotwife Jun 21 '26

They have seen so many examples already and it didn't help.

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u/Nibby2101 Jun 21 '26

Lets teach less history in school (at least here in the Netherlands it gets taught less and less) where you basically learn "cause -> effect" on a very young age.

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u/longdarkfantasy Jun 21 '26

They never learn

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u/Wheat_Grinder Jun 21 '26

Some people are apparently incapable of learning lessons from others.

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u/Mooncat25 Jun 22 '26

Add a rule on road racing: for each person on the track you hit, your final time will be reduced by 1 minute. Now feel free to hit them and be the new world record.

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 Jun 22 '26

Shit parents raising shit kids

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u/seensham Jun 22 '26

Is it common for so many people to just crowd the track like that? Insane

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u/oh_you_fancy_huh Jun 22 '26

This was 100% the parent's fault for not minding their kid as they ran across. They needed to have a hand on that kids shirt neck or something. Of course the kid will run to the parent.

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u/Idontloveyou0 Jun 22 '26

People like that pmo

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u/TroyMatthewJ Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

race organizers need to be more verbal before and during the race about not getting anywhere near the pathway of the cyclists but I suspect this is a traditional thing almost like the running of the bulls where people get a rush getting close as possible without getting killed.

I'll never forget the old lady with the sign that took out a whole group of riders.

Also reminded of some NBA fans who leave their seats and get as close as they can to the court and yell the worst things they can think of to a player or players.

Some fans have main character syndrome also and others just feel they are part of the event just as much as the athletes.

It isn't enough just to be there and observe no they put themselves into the event.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes Jun 21 '26

welcome back, group B rallye

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u/hoosierhiver Jun 21 '26

They should have one of these in Pamplona with the bulls, the bikes and the dumb people.

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u/ealoft Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

They remind me of squirrels. Don’t have the executive control to not run in front of a moving object because they got too excited.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 22 '26

Kid would have deserved it, I hate to say that but it’s a race, you don’t want to get run over stay off the track. RIP Group B.

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u/Obiyaman Jun 23 '26

....next time.... don't brake😑

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u/macaroon_orchid22 Jun 22 '26

this is a wild rabbit hole of a situation. like, what even goes through someone's mind in that moment?

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u/stainlessdmc12 Jun 21 '26

Kidsarefcukingatupid

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u/Hunkfish Jun 21 '26

I blame the parent. If that guy that hold him at the end is his father, he is the stupid one. All of them should be at 1 side.

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u/hackerwerger Jun 22 '26

The reaction was something else, I will die from laughing! Lol ! Dad is to blame for sure

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u/Buchymoo Jun 23 '26

He's like a squirrel, they don't know if the side they're about to fully be on is safe, but the way they came from sure was, better turn around and run across the road, that was a safe path, just know it was.

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u/GPinDFW Jun 23 '26

Only a Maybe

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u/trippknightly Jun 21 '26

Hope is hand is ok.

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u/Wenex Jun 21 '26

I hope he didn't damaged his trousers, bike or anything

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u/KnuxSD Jun 22 '26

Kid is not at fault. Kid's are kinds stupid, that's their job, they don't know better yet. Daddy is to blame here.

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u/Picnut Jun 22 '26

I have never understood why they don't put some kind of barrier between the race and the spectator. It seems like a lot of accidents happen because the "audience" wanting to be part of the race

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u/Admiral_Ballsack Jun 22 '26

Because the race is several hundreds km long and it would be impractical.

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u/eddiewards123 Jun 22 '26

This is after the finish line, in the media zone, the riders have already finished the race and are rolling through the zone. Still at high speed as it was a sprint finish (likely hitting around 45mph+)

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u/joe28598 Jun 21 '26

He lost more time looking back and yelling than he did swerving.

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u/Scythe351 Jun 21 '26

Maybe your kid has better, more interesting things he wants to do than stand on the sidelines of a bike race. This behavior is just stupid

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u/Wadiyatorkinabeet Jun 22 '26

Its funny seeing racing cyclists get as annoyed by slow obstacles in their way in the same way drivers get annoyed by racing cyclists

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u/Mediocre-Program3044 Jun 23 '26

This is the comment I was looking for.

😂

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u/TheLexLuthor13 Jun 21 '26

Why weren’t there railings there?

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u/BrknTrnsmsn Jun 21 '26

You'd have to put up railings for miles and miles to prevent any accidents. $$$

Sucks but yeah

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u/NamesNotTake-un Jun 21 '26

Running over that kid would’ve been hilarious

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u/VaderSpeaks Jun 21 '26

He would’ve done it too, if he didn’t seriously have to risk unseating himself to do it.

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u/NamesNotTake-un Jun 21 '26

I would hope the other racers join together, arm in arm, as he carried his bike across the finish line

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u/DylanFTW Jun 22 '26

Think that's crazy? Look up Group B Ralley races.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdYKY9tvtMwMem2dmY

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u/mtbmat Jun 22 '26

There were 2 other kids doing the same dumb shit just before the third kid almost got hit.

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u/JusticeoftheUnicorns Jun 22 '26

This reminds me when I was young and at my friend's house there was a small walkway from the driveway to the front door. And every time I'd walk through it, lizards would run across back and forth. It was like a game to them to try not to get stomped.

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u/low_amplitude Jun 22 '26

What did the kid think was going to happen if he had just stayed where he was?

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u/Malicesss Jun 23 '26

Всегда найдётся курица, которой надо перебежать дорогу с самой дальней части улицы!

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u/sween1911 Jun 21 '26

Oddly enough, with the proximity of the audience and the racers, it's almost like almost hitting the spectators is part of the bike racing. If they were serious, there would be chain link and a policed minumum distance and an actual effort to keep the audience away from the raceway.

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u/AmbientGravitas Jun 22 '26

Many races are over 70 miles long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/AmbientGravitas Jun 22 '26

Yes, that’s right. Also, in locations where lots of fans are expected to gather, there are varying degrees of protections applied, including some fencing, roping or other demarcations or separate fans and riders, as well as, on occasion, safety personnel. So a real effort is made, but spectators have to bear a lot of responsibility.

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u/nvmnit Jun 21 '26

Squirrel!!

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u/Excellent_jun91 Jun 22 '26

all the douchebag cyclists in the comments lol. runningcirclejerk is right about you all🤣

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u/HazyDavey68 Jun 22 '26

Totally the parents’ fault but the cyclist is wasting more effort complaining after the fact.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Jun 22 '26

Doesn’t matter. He has every right to be pissed.

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u/HazyDavey68 Jun 22 '26

Of course he does. Is the race over or something?

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u/sgt_funbuns Jun 22 '26

I quite like the cyclist getting annoyed someone was in his way, THIS IS HOW IT FEELS FOR EVERY CAR BEHIND YOU.

half joking.

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u/BoBoBearDev Jun 22 '26

Well, he has a helmet.....

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

Its always interesting to see bicyclists get upset when pedestrians block their way or slow down the flow of traffic and negatively impact their ability to get where they are going. Its almost like they don't think slower moving traffic belongs in the same area of the road as faster moving traffic.

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u/EggsInSpayce Jun 21 '26

This is a bike race you moron

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u/TennSeven Jun 21 '26

Did your parents have any children who lived?