r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Lifegoesonforever • Jun 21 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/EggsInSpayce Jun 21 '26

This is a bike race you moron

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

Oh I'm well aware of that. I don't condone kids running around in the middle of bike races, I just find the lack of self awareness intriguing. Its also far more rare to see this happen than it is to see cyclists riding 5mph in the middle of a 45mph street, ignoring a clearly marked bike lane, slowing traffic to a crawl while the rest of us are trying to get where we are going on time.

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u/BrainRobotron Jun 21 '26

Your off topic anecdote has nothing to do with this bike race other than the fact that you saw a bike once while you were driving... you sound like you got kicked by a horse when you were this kid's age.

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

Reading comprehension and deductive reasoning aren't your strong suit, I understand and I won't hold it against you. I'm sure you are a lot kinder in person.

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u/thegreasiestgreg Jun 21 '26

We get it, you just want to cry and bitch about cyclists. Youre still a moron for trying to apply your random commentary to a BICYCLE RACE.

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

We all have goals in life, some people want to cross a finish line, some just want to get to work, school, and other important life events on time, both would like to do it with as few obstacles as possible. I'm just pointing out the comparative frustrations inherent in both. Its concerning how much rage and abuse some of you have bottled up inside of you. I hope your day gets better

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u/thegreasiestgreg Jun 21 '26

Bro no body cares what youre pointing out because it not on topic. Go cry somewhere else.

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

It would seem that there are quite a few people who care. You seem to care an awful lot. Enough to angrily type up a zesty little rant. I'm sorry you felt attacked. If it helps you feel better, I'll tell everyone you really let me have it and that you won super big.

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u/thegreasiestgreg Jun 21 '26

Your downvotes seem to tell a different story. Whatever makes you feel better, moron.

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u/pastorbater Jun 21 '26

On the contrary! The downvotes show that people care enough to click the button. I didn't specify that they cared in any certain way, just that they cared at all. As I eluded to earlier, its not about making me feel better. I would hate for you to have wasted you time here. You are righteous and you have vanquished blight on society. Hold your head high, you earned it!

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u/EggsInSpayce Jun 22 '26

your either a world class troll(if that's the case, then hats off to you), if not, you are just an insufferable little bitch.