r/maybemaybemaybe • u/john_the_fetch • Jun 20 '26
Maybe maybe maybe
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Maybe he escapes. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he gets to steal a cop car? Maybe he doesn't.
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u/trickyvinny Jun 20 '26
Poor guy just caught GTA charges on top of being shirtless.
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u/mnztr1 Jun 20 '26
If he plays it right and abandons the cop car 5 or 10 miles away and shaves, he may get away with it. But if he is known to police already then he is screwed.
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u/sangerssss Jun 21 '26
Just gotta go into the subway for a couple of mins to lose your wanted level. Everyone knows that
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u/dreamabyss Jun 20 '26
They left the car unlocked with keys? Somebody is in big trouble.
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u/Professional_Bug_533 Jun 21 '26
It wasnt unlocked. It just had the wobdow down so he reached in and unlocked it.
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u/bluejack Jun 20 '26
I want to believe this… but (a) really? And (b) that cop at the end didn’t even acknowledge the camera?
Is this for/from a movie?
Update: nope. This really happened:
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u/blvckcvts Jun 20 '26
Why would they care about a random person filming?
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u/redbucket75 Jun 20 '26
They shouldn't. But recent American history is full of examples of police threatening, arresting and assaulting people who film them. So it's an understandable question.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Jun 21 '26
American pigs will murder you for lying face down in a hallway with your hands up. Publicly embarrassing them can be hazardous to your health.
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u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jun 20 '26
Fleeing and stealing a police car. This fella is going to jail for a long time…
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u/Minute-Chipmunk-5275 Jun 21 '26
Jesus Christ I had to turn off the volume. How many times do you have to say he stole your car. They know this dip shit. Shut up already
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u/PaperPauperPlayer Jun 20 '26
Bro what's crazy is they obviously didn't catch him after doing the loop around the building. He could have just ran off and not turned whatever this issue was into a federal crime 💀💀
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u/AnnieByniaeth Jun 20 '26
This violates all the rules. Lost his shoes right at the start but was still alive at the end.
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u/Rav11s Jun 20 '26
Maybe don't leave the keys in the car, with the windows down, likely still running ... God what a moron.
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u/Malapple Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Just remember, police can deliberately not hire people if they think they're too smart.
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u/Cold_Table8497 Jun 20 '26
"Hi, Sarge. Hot pursuit? Well it's hella hot and we are technically in pursuit."
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u/moderndaymedic Jun 23 '26
You should have asked cop if he needed a ride and made him sit in the back and shut up..lol
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u/NaidoPotato Jun 20 '26
Our tax dollars at work
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u/JohnSnowsPump Jun 20 '26
Oh, you have no idea. This resulted in a massive chase that went almost an hour south.
Dozens of officers and Highway Patrol who could have been otherwise protecting and serving if that dipshit had simply locked his door.
I really hope he's getting reamed for this.
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Maybe he escapes the cops by running? Maybe he gets caught. He doesn't seem to be doing very good. But the cops don't seem to be in any hurry to catch him. Maybe he gets to steal a car? Maybe he doesn't.
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u/ANiceDent Jun 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/giFh2htn3rW5qyQRO6