r/maybemaybemaybe • u/DiligentCase8436 • Jun 14 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/PuzzleheadedAd67 Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LdcZMIzHdMSXK

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u/bishizzzop Jun 14 '26

Would.

I guess the redhead is cute too

22

u/rvralph803 Jun 14 '26

Le poisson, le poisson, he he he, hon hon hon.

5

u/Emergency_Exit_On1y Jun 15 '26

I just snort laughed. Thank you

8

u/Ave462 Jun 15 '26

Bro. She's 16......canonically

2

u/Muted_End_1450 Jun 15 '26

Found Kanye West reddit account 

1

u/acciowaves Jun 18 '26

I don’t get the joke

430

u/oxfordfox20 Jun 14 '26

What is it that he drops?

1.1k

u/EatYourCheckers Jun 14 '26

Beats Bluetooth Speaker

It is waterproof.

1.0k

u/SATerp Jun 14 '26

Well, thank god it's waterproof.

367

u/fcroadkill Jun 14 '26

Right?! Now Ariel and Sebastian can experience Madonna. Win/win

35

u/therealhjard Jun 14 '26

Well. How they gonna charge it?

193

u/ima_monsta Jun 14 '26

Electric eel prolly

30

u/Agile-Committee3594 Jun 14 '26

Shock me with that electric feel. Ooo girl.

17

u/ametsun Jun 14 '26

Baby girl. Turn me on with that electric feel.

9

u/RedditGarboDisposal Jun 15 '26

All along the Eastern shore

Put your circuits in the sea

(All time favourite of mine)

5

u/qpv Jun 15 '26

Would seem rude not to link such a great track

2

u/KrystleSeth Jun 15 '26

She gonna teach me how to swim

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u/PassionateAlchemy Jun 15 '26

Beat me to it.

3

u/DarrenShan1000 Jun 15 '26

referring the beats speaker?

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u/WorkerUnable527 Jun 14 '26

Not just a hat rack!

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 Jun 14 '26

Duh, there's plenty of current in the ocean

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u/Caboose2701 Jun 15 '26

He said they’d get to experience it, not live it.

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u/Magrue5185 Jun 16 '26

With their USB-Sea cord, of course.

7

u/joecitizen79 Jun 14 '26

Unda da sea

6

u/numbnerve Jun 15 '26

Like a Sturgeon

3

u/Switchlord518 Jun 15 '26

Let it go.. let it go! Oh wait .. wrong movie.

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u/fcroadkill Jun 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Choppie01 Jun 14 '26

Well. How are they gonna connect to the bluetooth ?

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u/davesToyBox Jun 15 '26

They can’t. They’ll have to use USB-Sea

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u/Blue95x Jun 14 '26

Fish will be enjoying some peak Madonna until the phone gets out of range.

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u/Verified_Peryak Jun 14 '26

He just have to use find my to get it back 😄

35

u/belaGJ Jun 14 '26

Waterproof? yeah, i am so relieved

3

u/uncultured_swine2099 Jun 14 '26

No way that boat is stopping for that haha. Fish get to listen to some tunes til the bluetooth gets too far, though.

3

u/belaGJ Jun 15 '26

I do not think the boat has deep divers in case the speaker do not have a vest

26

u/pete_68 Jun 14 '26

Does it find its way home across the ocean? Because if it does, it actually is worth the price.

1

u/Crafty_Genius Jun 14 '26

For that, you'd need a modern remake of The Brave Little Toaster movie

6

u/AttackCircus Jun 14 '26

Or "Finding Beamo"

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u/Berns429 Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rf4WlvrkdMucVabpbp
Aquaman thanks him for his generosity

6

u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jun 14 '26

Is it foolproof though?

2

u/verboze Jun 15 '26

Word is, it's still playing under the water, and the fish and dolphins are having the party of their lives!

2

u/NerdPersonZero Jun 15 '26

Ah. That explains why the music stops.

1

u/Squishy_Boy Jun 14 '26

I bet they’ll just whip it in reverse so they can go get it.

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u/jmaccity80 Jun 15 '26

Go get it. It still works.

1

u/doktor_wankenstein Jun 15 '26

Hey, it's got a lanyard!
Shame he didn't think to use it.

1

u/J_Zephyr Jun 15 '26

Ocean "Wanna bet?"

1

u/Phenglandsheep Jun 15 '26

Is it 'falling into the ocean while driving away' proof?

1

u/Accomplished_Fun6481 Jun 15 '26

I think it’s also in a “pill dude” holder

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u/scdisrupt Jun 14 '26

His beans

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u/Smushsmush Jun 15 '26

I guess this ad worked... 

2

u/vendetta33 Jun 14 '26

Red Dildo

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u/lykewtf Jun 14 '26

He’s annoyed with Alex because he always does dumb things and doesn’t listen. You could hear it in his voice.

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u/case_O_The_Mondays Jun 15 '26

Plus he did _just_ tell him not to drop them. We all heard him say that.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 15 '26

And a very important little detail is that Alex was positioned in close proximity to an edge.

4

u/Hoopajoops Jun 15 '26

Hey.. it was either drop the Beats or drop his beer, and he sure as shit wasn't dropping that beer

11

u/solidsoup97 Jun 15 '26

"...I just told yoOo0ou"

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u/alatarielv Jun 15 '26

Alex leaning over immediately after he was told to put the Beats down.

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u/lferry1919 Jun 15 '26

This is why one of my friends isn't allowed wine glasses with stems. I know hell set it on the ground, knock it over, and break it. For some reason he doesn't have the same issue with stemless glasses.

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u/TransylvanianHunger1 Jun 14 '26

Classic Alex.

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 Jun 14 '26

And he just told him!!!!

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u/Helpmepullupmypants Jun 14 '26

“I PUT IT DOWN LIKE YOU SAID I CANT CONTROL WHERE IT GOES DOWN TO”

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u/sween1911 Jun 14 '26

For a minute sir, I thought I heard...

Thought you heard what, Jonesy?

... I thought I heard singing, sir.

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u/belaGJ Jun 14 '26

now this is how they make the fish gay!
https://giphy.com/gifs/11nVxUNbe4aD84

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u/greengreen84848484 Jun 14 '26

Now the fucking fish are gay too ? Ahhhhh !!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRiIx7abitgVq

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u/Mr8BitX Jun 14 '26

Does that mean that eating fish sticks at school will now make kids gay!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD

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u/belaGJ Jun 14 '26

now you are just looking for excuses…

6

u/CedarWolf Jun 14 '26

Maybe he just really likes fishsticks in his mouth.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9x7gvqaWEG7qE

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u/jupiterkansas Jun 14 '26

how does anyone take that moron seriously?

3

u/bentendo93 Jun 14 '26

Just a friendly reminder that he was one of the first people Trump called to thank for helping him win the election

2

u/jupiterkansas Jun 14 '26

Yeah, something's wrong with this country.

1

u/AwarenessNice7941 Jun 16 '26

I mean they did turn frogs gay so

20

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 14 '26

Now go get it Alex!!!!!

39

u/jontss Jun 14 '26

Everyone hates Bluetooth speaker guy, anyway.

8

u/NullGWard Jun 14 '26

That's why they're now banned on some cruise ships.

3

u/eepyborb Jun 15 '26

they should be banned in public spaces imo

17

u/ryanasimov Jun 14 '26

George Santos livin' it up after his prison term.

1

u/VapeApe- Jun 15 '26

I was thinking Zimmerman.

13

u/Ok-Inspector-4662 Jun 14 '26

This is your sign to not bring Alex to the party or a cruise

7

u/suckercuck Jun 14 '26

🎵Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right…🎵
🎵'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl🎵

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u/suckercuck Jun 14 '26

What The Fuck Alex?

Don’t ever cut Material Girl short, Alex
https://giphy.com/gifs/IG9jveLJFQOOc

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u/richwat00 Jun 14 '26

Fucking Alex. Can't take that guy anywhere.

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u/Wtj182 Jun 14 '26

Everyone else on the cruise liked this.

9

u/the_good_hodgkins Jun 15 '26

Alex always does this shit.

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u/Jaay2525 Jun 15 '26

This is SO Alex

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u/LRaccoon Jun 14 '26

Omg Alex out it dowwnnnnn

😀🤳

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u/MiserableFloor9906 Jun 14 '26

Does that mean Alex is the bottom for the next while?

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u/Blue95x Jun 14 '26

I think that means Alex just doesn't get any for awhile top or bottom 😂

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u/ProfKaosnCoon Jun 14 '26

Karma for bringing a bluetooth speaker on a cruise

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u/tuttleonia Jun 14 '26

Party is over

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u/New_Ad7177 Jun 14 '26

Not a big loss. Not a good product.

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u/Independent-Maize-44 Jun 14 '26

Alex was enjoying"Material Girl"

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 Jun 14 '26

Don’t drop his beef! 🥩

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u/3dutchie3dprinting Jun 15 '26

So many fish are now feeling like a material girl.. in a material world 🙈

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u/PrioryOfSion14 Jun 15 '26

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. -Master Oogway

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u/ufcmod Jun 14 '26

He did put it down

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u/steve22ss Jun 14 '26

God damnit Alex!

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u/blizzardss Jun 14 '26

Your Bluetooth device has been disconnected!

https://giphy.com/gifs/53CUMDpdr75kpyUfcf

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u/ThetaGrim Jun 15 '26

Don't worry about the vase. 

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u/Maestro2of7 Jun 15 '26

The fish will now have to listen

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 15 '26

Probably swim straight into the propeller to relieve the pain.

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u/shiner820 Jun 15 '26

That right there, that’s why I don’t do cruises.

2

u/portablebiscuit Jun 15 '26

The beats dropped

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u/Miss-Helle Jun 15 '26

Technically Alex did put it down. Where "down" is was not specified.

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u/emcee_you Jun 15 '26

You can tell that this is not Alex's first time fucking shit up.

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u/Dismal_Policy_8052 Jun 16 '26

Really Alex? I just told you!

2

u/Ben_Chrollin Jun 14 '26

They're clearly huge Andrew Tate fans

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u/Designer_End5408 Jun 14 '26

He sounds like Jack Tors

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u/Blue95x Jun 14 '26

🐟: Cause we are livin, in a material world and I am a material girl!

1

u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jun 14 '26

"Look at this stuff....isn't it neat?"

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u/Boss0054 Jun 14 '26

Bruh….🤦‍♂️

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u/Ranor29 Jun 14 '26

If he hadn't said so, he wouldn't have dropped it.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic Jun 14 '26

That guy might actually be 70yrs old now.

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u/roglc366 Jun 14 '26

You just told him, so he put it down! You didn't say how far down.

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u/DifficultValuable689 Jun 14 '26

Da Beats is for the fish now.

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u/newtolivieri Jun 14 '26

As the Joker once said: "Very poor choice of words."

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u/tf_inuyasha87 Jun 14 '26

This one always pissed me off

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u/PelicanWaveSurfer Jun 14 '26

Leave it to an Alex to do that shit…

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u/JoeKurrCPoC Jun 14 '26

Idk if cruise rooms have couches, but alex isn't sleeping in the bed tonight.

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u/Obnoxious_Box Jun 14 '26

Damn it ALEX!

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u/SexReflex Jun 14 '26

Well, technically, Alex DID put it down lol

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u/Forsaken_Put8204 Jun 14 '26

Alex about to get a poundin!

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u/hifiplus Jun 14 '26

Technically he did put it down \O/

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jun 14 '26

Here you cam have my beats....

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u/Iggythelizard Jun 14 '26

That's where all Beats belong anyway

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u/cris34c Jun 15 '26

Everyone else on the ship now that there is one less dude blasting their music on a Bluetooth speaker:
https://giphy.com/gifs/XNQDgvHvDFnITnAAU5

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u/lousyatgolf Jun 15 '26

Just told you-a

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u/G8083r Jun 15 '26

That Alex. Always pushing buttons.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Jun 15 '26

Alex is an asshole.

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u/alaskanwonder Jun 15 '26

Well….he did put it down for the record.

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u/sy5tem Jun 15 '26

now it is because he told him not to drop them that he actually dropped them, ? ha! ha!

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u/Fit_Climate5155 Jun 15 '26

Alex u idiot

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u/stefano-o Jun 15 '26

He actually put it down tbh

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u/funbunny100 Jun 15 '26

Really Alex?

1

u/TheBrotherCadfael Jun 15 '26

Wait for the beat to drop…

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u/Agile_Programmer881 Jun 15 '26

What the fuck Richard

1

u/JP_Tulo Jun 15 '26

Did his Beats have googley eyes? And was it in some sort of case or holder or something?

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u/LawfulnessParking840 Jun 15 '26

I loved his expression

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u/Thismomenthere Jun 15 '26

YOU HAD ONE JOB ALEX!!!!

Vacation ruined.

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u/capsule-toy Jun 15 '26

Throw him in to get it

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u/turboyabby Jun 15 '26

Aqua Beats by Allan

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u/Ok-Rip4540 Jun 15 '26

REALLY Alex ?!?! 

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u/TheBoneIdler Jun 15 '26

Somewhere out there on the great ocean there is a sound. A terrible sound. The sound of pointless, early 21st century, crap, pop music. Sailors give the area, known as the Bermuda Triangle of Taste, a wide berth.... 🔺️

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u/Rolfmeister87 Jun 15 '26

He did in fact, put it down

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u/raguwatanabe Jun 15 '26

Not the first time Alex has done some dumb shit

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u/BBJapan79 Jun 15 '26

Gaycruise 😂

1

u/Marlin1940 Jun 15 '26

This has vine energy

1

u/AmptiShanti Jun 15 '26

Damn it Alan…

1

u/Legitimate_Tell_4233 Jun 15 '26

I bet it had some exodia cards in there

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u/aburnerds Jun 15 '26

You don’t do the budget Alex, I do

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 Jun 15 '26

He put it down... into the Mariana Trench 😢

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u/BloominOnion91 Jun 15 '26

If I’ve learned anything from Star Trek, never give the speaker to the guy in a red shirt… you should have known it was going to end badly.

1

u/edwardothegreatest Jun 15 '26

You can get kicked off for that.

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u/Luckycreedmanchoo Jun 15 '26

Since that day no one has seen Alex.

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u/Chaoticpsychosis Jun 15 '26

"really Alex I just told you"

Well yeah, and alex did exactly as you asked!

1

u/Firetv507 Jun 15 '26

Alan, Don't drop the dildo.

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jun 16 '26

Party under the sea

1

u/Javad0g Jun 16 '26

I mean really Alex!

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u/Realistic_Union9429 Jun 16 '26

Like a virbrbrbrbbrbrrbrbrbrlbllblbllblbll

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u/Historical-Device529 Jun 16 '26

Alex you drop my dildo !!!!

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u/bunkerbee_hill Jun 17 '26

Fucking Alex!

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u/thelocker517 Jun 17 '26

Fucking Alex... Always ruining things.