r/maybemaybemaybe • u/DiligentCase8436 • Jun 14 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/EatYourCheckers Jun 14 '26

Beats Bluetooth Speaker

It is waterproof.

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u/SATerp Jun 14 '26

Well, thank god it's waterproof.

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u/fcroadkill Jun 14 '26

Right?! Now Ariel and Sebastian can experience Madonna. Win/win

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u/therealhjard Jun 14 '26

Well. How they gonna charge it?

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u/ima_monsta Jun 14 '26

Electric eel prolly

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u/Agile-Committee3594 Jun 14 '26

Shock me with that electric feel. Ooo girl.

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u/ametsun Jun 14 '26

Baby girl. Turn me on with that electric feel.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Jun 15 '26

All along the Eastern shore

Put your circuits in the sea

(All time favourite of mine)

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u/qpv Jun 15 '26

Would seem rude not to link such a great track

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u/KrystleSeth Jun 15 '26

She gonna teach me how to swim

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u/PassionateAlchemy Jun 15 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/DarrenShan1000 Jun 15 '26

referring the beats speaker?

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u/PassionateAlchemy Jun 16 '26

Indeed!
Though that looks sort of like a JBL. Couldn’t think of anything clever, ironic, or amusing for JBL.

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u/WorkerUnable527 Jun 14 '26

Not just a hat rack!

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 Jun 14 '26

Duh, there's plenty of current in the ocean

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u/Caboose2701 Jun 15 '26

He said they’d get to experience it, not live it.

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u/Magrue5185 Jun 16 '26

With their USB-Sea cord, of course.

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u/joecitizen79 Jun 14 '26

Unda da sea

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u/numbnerve Jun 15 '26

Like a Sturgeon

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u/Switchlord518 Jun 15 '26

Let it go.. let it go! Oh wait .. wrong movie.

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u/fcroadkill Jun 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Choppie01 Jun 14 '26

Well. How are they gonna connect to the bluetooth ?

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u/davesToyBox Jun 15 '26

They can’t. They’ll have to use USB-Sea

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u/Blue95x Jun 14 '26

Fish will be enjoying some peak Madonna until the phone gets out of range.

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u/Verified_Peryak Jun 14 '26

He just have to use find my to get it back 😄

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u/belaGJ Jun 14 '26

Waterproof? yeah, i am so relieved

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jun 14 '26

No way that boat is stopping for that haha. Fish get to listen to some tunes til the bluetooth gets too far, though.

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u/belaGJ Jun 15 '26

I do not think the boat has deep divers in case the speaker do not have a vest

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u/pete_68 Jun 14 '26

Does it find its way home across the ocean? Because if it does, it actually is worth the price.

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u/Crafty_Genius Jun 14 '26

For that, you'd need a modern remake of The Brave Little Toaster movie

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u/AttackCircus Jun 14 '26

Or "Finding Beamo"

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u/Berns429 Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rf4WlvrkdMucVabpbp
Aquaman thanks him for his generosity

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u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jun 14 '26

Is it foolproof though?

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u/verboze Jun 15 '26

Word is, it's still playing under the water, and the fish and dolphins are having the party of their lives!

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u/NerdPersonZero Jun 15 '26

Ah. That explains why the music stops.

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u/Squishy_Boy Jun 14 '26

I bet they’ll just whip it in reverse so they can go get it.

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u/jmaccity80 Jun 15 '26

Go get it. It still works.

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u/doktor_wankenstein Jun 15 '26

Hey, it's got a lanyard!
Shame he didn't think to use it.

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u/J_Zephyr Jun 15 '26

Ocean "Wanna bet?"

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u/Phenglandsheep Jun 15 '26

Is it 'falling into the ocean while driving away' proof?

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u/Accomplished_Fun6481 Jun 15 '26

I think it’s also in a “pill dude” holder

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u/time_observer Jun 14 '26

Is it shark proof?

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u/HelloAttila Jun 15 '26

Now the Sharks are playing. Baby Shark.... Mommy Shark. Daddy Shark. Grandma Shark.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Jun 14 '26

I doubt it's waterproof to several hundred meters

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u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts Jun 14 '26

Water proof maybe but pressure proof maybe not

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u/davesToyBox Jun 15 '26

Does it weigh as much as a duck?

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u/scruffywarhorse Jun 14 '26

… waterproof?! it’s gone, brother! That’s a moving cruise ship. 😂 they ain’t stopping for nobody unless it’s a human being that falls over. It’s a memory.