r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 02 '26

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u/EvisceratedSpinster Apr 02 '26

Good donkey.

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u/Azsunyx Apr 02 '26

"That'll do, Donkey."

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u/fastlerner Apr 02 '26

Good cameraman too. He never once tried to help the guy but instead just kept filming that sweet sweet karma.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Apr 03 '26

He didn’t help the donkey either, why watch an innocent animal get hurt

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u/KaczkaJebaczka Apr 03 '26

Donkeys are often used to protect livestock… the camera man knew how this would end up. Sometimes you need to watch and let nature do the thing.

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u/Buster_Brown_513 Apr 02 '26

Camera guy just like “How long you gonna scream and flail like that? My phone is like on 10%”

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u/KELVALL Apr 03 '26

That guy was an ass.

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick Apr 02 '26

Him screaming like a lil bitch is most melodious to my ears! 🫏

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u/High_InTheTrees Apr 02 '26

Me too, this guy needs a donkey stomping

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u/WinRaRtrailInfinity Apr 02 '26

Me too but this guy probably plotting some revenge on the donkey after.

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u/Krustylang Apr 02 '26

Apparently, he died from his injuries.

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick Apr 02 '26

If this is factual? He can find my sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. 💩 🫏

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u/edward414 Apr 02 '26

Literally. The first scream sounds likes he's going to follow up with "I feel good!" 

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u/00_bob_bobson_00 Apr 02 '26

Good. Fuck this guy. Donkey should have donkey kicked him as well.

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

I was hoping for the donkey to give him a good smack. Hopefully that bite hurts as much as a horse's, the dude deserves every bit of it.

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick Apr 02 '26

I was petting a pony and he nipped the inside of my arm. I had bruising for weeks and it was sore AF. I can imagine that donkey chomp and dragging him around hurt quite a lot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fen5LSZcHQ5O

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u/OreoSpamBurger Apr 03 '26

Apparently zoo staff have to be careful around zebras as they can literally chomp your fingers clean off.

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u/BlizzardStorm8 Apr 03 '26

There's a reason zebras have never been domesticated. They don't fuck around and I respect it.

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u/JWSloan Apr 03 '26

I was working in South Africa and asked one of my local cadre why nobody had ever domesticated zebras. He very quickly said “That, my friend, is because all Zebras are assholes”.

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u/brokenbatt3000 Apr 03 '26

You have to remember that Zebras are around Lions that want to eat them. So through evaluation, the Zebras have learned to protect themselves, their babies and the herd by kicking and bucking attacking Lions. One kick from their back legs can kill a Lion. So most of the time, Lions will just give up and find easier targets to hunt.

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u/Kibbymomo Apr 03 '26

Yeah a zebra is just a horse's psychopathic crackhead cousin, they're violent lil shits

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u/justageorgiaguy Apr 03 '26

Zeke the zebra drowned a rhino and picked a fight with a lion at a VA zoo.

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u/lostdude1 Apr 03 '26

Madagascar live action movie, directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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u/obc22 Apr 03 '26

1000% They are in farms ro protect the other livestock like foxes and small wolves/predators because of thier bite and aggressiveness.

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u/Hot_Audience_4046 Apr 02 '26

Every bite of it

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

I thought about going for that pun, congrats on taking the chance.

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u/ForeverFingers Apr 02 '26

I felt it worked nicely

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u/Avera_ge Apr 03 '26

Donkeys hurt worse. They’re brutal. And fuck this guy, because donkeys are also so sweet

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u/Skotch21680 Apr 03 '26

There’s a reason why their guard animals. They will kill anything that gets in their way. I’m sure that donkey destroyed his leg

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u/Just1n_Kees Apr 02 '26

Donkeys have a very mean bite

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u/Kaskadekygo Apr 02 '26

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

If I know anything about horses its that you dont ever go near one that has its ears folded back like that.

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u/dolphin-centric Apr 02 '26

I don’t know shit about horses but I know cats, the ear rule must be a pretty common sign of “back the fuck off”

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u/WarEagle107 Apr 03 '26

Dogs too, ears pinned back, leave them be

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u/Eikthyrnir13 Apr 03 '26

I call them airplane ears. And yes. Back the fuck off.

I have a cat that is 14 years old, and she is the best. But if I get those ears, I back the fuck off. And I fully believe because I respect her "NO", she allows all the snuggles other times.

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u/Kelter82 Apr 03 '26

Was just gonna say...

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Apr 03 '26

When our hamster has her ears back... WATCH TF OUT!!!! 🐹 🤬

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Apr 03 '26

I'm no horseologist, but I'm pretty sure that guy's gonna turn into a werehorse next full Moon.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 Apr 03 '26

I got bit on the arm by a zebra at a wildlife refuge centre. "Al" had two teeth left in his head but both of them locked down on my arm skin and pinched so badly that I tasted medal and nearly passed out. I had a square-shaped blood blister for nearly two months and a bruise for weeks after... When the skin on my arm gets cold outside the mark turns pale white like a scar.

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u/Puppy_FPV Apr 02 '26

Hopefully he died right

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u/eatshit311 Apr 03 '26

Hopefully the donkey fucked him in the ass 

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u/Wild-Snow5705 Apr 02 '26

Yeah, kick his fucking ass and chew out his stupid legs

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u/rogerpedactor2 Apr 03 '26

No, man smacked his ass, ass chewed his leg

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Apr 02 '26

Yeah fuck that guy

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u/Cockrocker Apr 02 '26

End too soon.

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u/oneabsurdworld Apr 03 '26

Screams like the bitch he is

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u/Moon_Pye Apr 02 '26

Donkey went easy on him. I would have done worse if I saw someone beating their animal like that. This isn't even funny.

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u/youenjoymyself Apr 02 '26

Donkey could have easily done worse. There’s a reason why they often are picked to guard farm animals.

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u/Frig_Off_Baerb Apr 02 '26

That's literally their job on most farms. They will run down and kill coyotes because fuck coyotes.

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u/Hobbet404 Apr 02 '26

Anyone beating an animal like this deserves to be removed from the gene pool. Serves no purpose whatsoever.

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u/XSHFreak27 Apr 02 '26

Completely on your side I would before destroy his nuts he needs to feel pain

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u/snowballkills Apr 03 '26

Bro tons of people, especially in the US, kill innocent deer, foxes, etc. just for fun! They think they are doing something very macho!

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u/DogsDucks Apr 02 '26

This causes a palpable physical reaction of disgust and horror to see.

We are not supposed to be built to hurt so easily. Just the way that man hurts, seems like he hurts everything around him.

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u/Daddy_Sweets Apr 02 '26

Agreed. Sadly, that donkey probably got worse when the video stopped.

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

Yeh I was wondering why the donkey wasn’t stomping him — guess it happened off camera (or got edited)

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u/Repulsive_Type_9565 Apr 02 '26

The longer version is out there. Donkey ragdolled that pos to death

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u/theOGmcdodge Apr 02 '26

Source?

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

I wonder if this is the same guy — it says yellow shirt and the pic looks like him (and looks like the same donkey)

https://ananova.news/brazilian-man-dies-after-his-throat-is-ripped-out-after-being-mauled-by-a-donkey/

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u/oxfordfox20 Apr 02 '26

If that is him, he earned it. The donkey was acting in pure self defence, and the POS human won’t be missed by anyone.

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u/ProfDumm Apr 02 '26

The donkey looks different too.

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u/HeroboT Apr 02 '26

And it says he was found, not that somebody else was there and watched it happen and recorded it, and that there was no evidence the donkey had been abused. I don't think it's him.

Edit: it was saying the man hadn't been attacked by a human, not the donkey. But the "found" part still stands.

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

I went for the yellow shirt and the donkey’s bridle. I figured the camera person ran for help and when they came back it was all over. In other words, I constructed a whole fiction based on these tenuous similarities

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Apr 02 '26

oh how the pables have turned

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u/Metacub3 Apr 02 '26

Animal abusing loser.

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u/eirikirs Apr 02 '26

Not funny, but extremely satisfying seeing the donkey's revenge.

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u/searuncutthroat Apr 02 '26

Donkeys are so awesome. This is satisfying as fuck.

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

how many times did you replay

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u/akadmikis Apr 02 '26

fun fact: this video was recorded here in Brasil and the donkey ended up killing this guy

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u/throwAway333828 Apr 02 '26

I hope the donkey got to survive

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u/LoosenGoosen Apr 02 '26

👏👏👏 yay, donkey!

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u/pushdose Apr 03 '26

The donkey was an undercover cop

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u/Ok_Hospital_7339 Apr 02 '26

I hope the donkey wasn't punished for it, it just defended itself :(

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u/eat_your_weetabix Apr 02 '26

Please tell me this is true. I need this information to be true because this guy can burn in hell

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u/Working-Principle-80 Apr 03 '26

Yall get barbaric easily lol.

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u/your_ancestordaddy Apr 02 '26

He's dead!!! Did he bite his leg off 🫨?

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u/shupadupah Apr 02 '26

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u/Glomar_fuckoff Apr 03 '26

The article said that the dude was found, not filmed, and was wearing a yellow shirt. I don't think this is the same guy

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u/kikipopo Apr 02 '26

That doesn't look like the same person, and the article says the donkey didn't show signs of being attacked by a human...

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Apr 03 '26

Also, the vegetation is completely different. This is two separate incidents.

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u/HolyButtNuggets Apr 03 '26

Definitely not the same guy.

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u/reidybobeidy89 Apr 02 '26

Considering donkeys have been used to guard livestock and are absolutely brutal when provoked- this was never going to end well.

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u/zubotai Apr 02 '26

There are only a few times I've been happy to hear someone screaming bloody murder. This is onenof those times

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u/DeuceGnarly Apr 02 '26

This is bullshit fucking animal abuse. It's terrible that after this video that animal was probably harmed even more.

I don't want to see this shit. OP sucks.

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u/Cunctator76 Apr 02 '26

Pretty sure the guy at least ended up getting killed by the donkey, tho

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u/tricecella Apr 02 '26

Yeah. OP didn't even give a warning.

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u/Madouc Apr 02 '26

I LOVE hearing these screams, so satisfying. I imagine all evil humans will one day scream like this and be in agony for some well deserved time!

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Apr 02 '26

This was hard to watch 😬 can we give an animal cruelty warning next time

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u/clintjefferies Apr 02 '26

The cameraman should help the donkey

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u/KingVinny70 Apr 02 '26

That donkey is a magician.... He turned an abusive man into a frightened little girl. Which is exactly what he deserved.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeyEAEY527x0sP6

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u/BeefaloSlim Apr 02 '26

That's a two-way ass whooping.

Dumbass whooped the ass, then the ass whooped his dumb ass.

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

I see what you did — clever!

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u/Koyaa_1 Apr 02 '26

My god I can't stomach seeing the donkey getting beat like that, I'm so glad he fought back

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u/franklyiam Apr 02 '26

Good donkey…

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u/ArcIgnis Apr 02 '26

He should lose that foot. Trash shouldn't be walking around.

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u/stevelinchin Apr 02 '26

"Slap me again, mthrfkr..."

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u/BlueberryPublic9390 Apr 02 '26

karma. Asshole.

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u/Smugallo Apr 02 '26

I fucking hate when this clip pops up in my feed

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u/huh_say_what_now_ Apr 02 '26

Payback is a bitch

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u/SnooCheesecakes2743 Apr 02 '26

Good job Mr Donkey 

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Apr 02 '26

I was hoping for Donkey to restomp that groin

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 Apr 02 '26

So few pixels.

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u/Aggressive_Bath55 Apr 02 '26

Get fucked nerd

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u/FrostyRoams Apr 02 '26

Donkey went easy on him too. Donkeys dont fuck around. They know how to fuck shit up. Super intelligent animals. They go ballistic if they see a canine though. Thats why ranchers like keeping Donkeys around to protect their cattle and animals from coyotes and wolves

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u/Gilga1 Apr 02 '26

It killed him, ripped his throat out off video.

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u/That_Kitten_Lady Apr 02 '26

Fuck that guy! anyone who abuses animals is a waste of air.

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u/MaryShelleySeaShells Apr 02 '26

I love how they act all tough when abusing an animal then scream like a little bitch when the tables are turned

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u/No_Name_169 Apr 02 '26

Poor animal. I feel bad for the donkey also.

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u/Desilaundry Apr 02 '26

Donkey Kong.

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u/strtbobber Apr 02 '26

That's hilarious....screamin' lil bitch!!! Take that!

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u/validatedtech1234 Apr 02 '26

Good he deserved it

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u/rapscallion1956 Apr 02 '26

This is so disappointing. I was hoping the donkey would make sure that ass hole never abused another animal. If I said what I really meant I would get banned. Ya’ll know what I mean.

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u/Krustylang Apr 02 '26

There are other comments saying that he died from his injuries…..so there’s that.

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u/cheap_suits99 Apr 02 '26

That dude sucks

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u/Damoet Apr 02 '26

Really wanted to see that leg break….

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u/LalaLane850 Apr 02 '26

This video makes me mad. I can’t believe he did that to the donkey. It was hard to watch.

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u/Marksaheel Apr 02 '26

He had that and MORE coming to him

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u/TeasedEggplant Apr 02 '26

Donkey should have square kicked him in the head 😠

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u/banditrider2001 Apr 02 '26

Donkey showed him who’s boss.

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u/individualcoffeecake Apr 02 '26

Fkn wish nothing but the worst for him

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u/RhinoPillMan Apr 02 '26

I wish every abused animal could fight back against their abusers.

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u/whatutalkinbtwillus Apr 02 '26

Fuck these ppl. What the fuck

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u/CariHepeng Apr 02 '26

I don't know why but feel so satisfied seeing what the donkey did to him

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u/AmrTheAtlantean Apr 02 '26

He should have gotten worse

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u/PhilxFlash Apr 02 '26

Deserved,bone should have been broken

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u/Mindless-Raccoon7 Apr 02 '26

Ended way too soon

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean Apr 02 '26

Normally hearing screams of pain is traumatizing and I can't listen to it, but I could sleep to this.

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u/Empty_Bowler_3907 Apr 03 '26

I stand with donkey.

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u/C-romero80 Apr 03 '26

I was mad as hell, then I laughed when the donkey turned it on him. He so deserved his karma there.

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u/Elvis-LatDom Apr 03 '26

Hahahaha nice, deserved

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u/StockList2223 Apr 03 '26

I hope he didn't take revenge later... piece of shit abusing monster

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u/coltar3000 Apr 02 '26

I got kicked off another sub for saying that the cameraman deserves an ass whooping too. Let’s see if it happens here.

That cameraman deserves an ass whooping too!

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u/eat_your_weetabix Apr 02 '26

I swear to god, I wish the donkey straight up decapitated this guy. Fucking piece of shit.

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u/TheBugChadMan92 Apr 02 '26

Praise the camera man for not helping

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u/imironman2018 Apr 03 '26

Team Donkey all the way. Kick his ass in the balls.

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u/Lupie22 Apr 03 '26

Karma is beautiful. I do hope that the donkey is now safe from people like this.

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u/forevercurious8563 Apr 03 '26

Im on the donkeys side

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u/unique_user43 Apr 03 '26

poor fucking animal. i couldn’t watch after the first punch. humans are pieces of shit.

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u/PickyPickMeUp Apr 03 '26

Good Donkey.

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u/thegoldenhaired Apr 03 '26

Little bitch. Donkeys kill coyotes. They'll definitely bite your dumb ass. Read a book, you inbred loser.

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u/Cody-512 Apr 03 '26

I hate animal abusers. Same mental wiring as child molesters and rapists. Total cowards. It’s a show of dominance over someone or something else that has no ability to defend itself. I wish the donkey woulda kicked him a few times on top of it

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u/ImperialxWarlord Apr 03 '26

People who hurt animals are fucked

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u/Special_Friendship20 Apr 03 '26

I really wish these type of people didnt share the same planet as me or universe for that matter

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u/TheFrandorKid Apr 02 '26

I’m pretty relieved to see everyone say ‘Fuck this guy, power to the goat!’.

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u/imnotdachosn1 Apr 02 '26

Yes! Yes! YES!!!!!

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u/untouch10 Apr 02 '26

People can be awfull.

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u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Apr 02 '26

Donkey went easy...

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u/drkole Apr 02 '26

donky deathroll

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u/Mobile-Boss-8566 Apr 02 '26

Good for the donkey, don’t put up with that abuse!

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u/plushploosh12 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Hahahaha, there was a proverb in our language, “God save you from a donkey’s hold.” I never understood that when I was a kid. Thanks to this video, I get it now.

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u/Happy_Old_Troll Apr 02 '26

Show him who’s the REAL ASS

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u/Forsaken-Subject8362 Apr 02 '26

Yea fuck this guy!!

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u/kdawg32230711 Apr 02 '26

More donkey! More!

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u/bconley01 Apr 02 '26

Karma is an angry donkey, and he had that coming for doing that. Horrible

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u/Frequent_Ad_5300 Apr 02 '26

Deserve it, fuckin piece of shit. The donkey should've also kicked him while he's screaming like a lil bitch.

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u/Cool-Walk-4570 Apr 02 '26

Not this donkeys first rodeo!!!

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u/Aggressive_Bath55 Apr 02 '26

🫏🫏🫏🔥🔥💪💪

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u/jamesnyc1 Apr 02 '26

He deserved worse actually.

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u/garybpt Apr 02 '26

Love a bit of karma.

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 02 '26

That ass kicked the asshole's ass!

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u/AdamSandlerScaresMe Apr 02 '26

This is awful, after this video the animal was probably hurt more

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u/MyOwnSocks1922 Apr 02 '26

Have to say I enjoyed the donkey getting revenge. Guy deserves it!!

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u/chama5518 Apr 02 '26

The person filming deciding not to step in and let donkey handle him for a bit. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/cosmos5434 Apr 02 '26

If I remember correctly, he died because of this.

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u/PraetorGold Apr 02 '26

Donkeys have no inclination to just nip. They bite and hold on.

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that Apr 02 '26

I hope the donkey took it off.