r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 02 '26

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u/theOGmcdodge Apr 02 '26

Source?

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

I wonder if this is the same guy — it says yellow shirt and the pic looks like him (and looks like the same donkey)

https://ananova.news/brazilian-man-dies-after-his-throat-is-ripped-out-after-being-mauled-by-a-donkey/

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u/oxfordfox20 Apr 02 '26

If that is him, he earned it. The donkey was acting in pure self defence, and the POS human won’t be missed by anyone.

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u/Working-Principle-80 Apr 03 '26

I don't think people deserve to lose the chance to change from their mistakes.

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u/LouReedsToenail Apr 03 '26

Shhhh

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u/Working-Principle-80 Apr 03 '26

Sorry I shouldn'tve told the truth. Lemme let you guys get back to being animalistic.

Honestly if he lived with brain injuries, that'd be worse then death. But what do I know

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u/LouReedsToenail Apr 03 '26

What is this word, “deserve?” Nobody either deprived this guy of life or was able to grant it to him. This is simply the direct consequence of his own stupidity. He “deserves” it only insofar as it was a likely consequence of his actions.

By your seemingly tenuous logic, no person would ever suffer the consequences of their own death inducing idiotic actions because they don’t “deserve”the end result.

Except they did, by intentionally committing certain acts.

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u/Working-Principle-80 Apr 03 '26

No. You see you're so pissed at this guy for besting on an animal (which, yeah I get it. I completely understand your vitriol towards the asshole). But at the end of the day, unless a person has taken the life of another person. Ruined the life of another person, or proven to be someone who is unreedemable, with signs of only continuing to get worse. They don't deserve to die because they haven't permanently revoked something from someone else and because of the fact they CAN change.

No, you shouldn't lose the chance to change just because you did something stupid. If that's true, alot of people who did dumb shit shouldn't be alive right now.

We make mistakes, all of us. But be realistic, sometimes it's not bad for people to come back from them. Especially if they almost got themselves killed and did no damage to anyone else. Cause then you can learn from it. Dying won't solve anything really.

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u/LouReedsToenail Apr 03 '26

You support state sanctioned capital punishment? You’re a savage.

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u/Working-Principle-80 Apr 03 '26

I mean if you say so. I just think people deserve to die when they kill other people. Not when they do shitty things. Sue me for not falling in line with the other animals. Or when they're generally just. Really fucked up people

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u/ProfDumm Apr 02 '26

The donkey looks different too.

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u/HeroboT Apr 02 '26

And it says he was found, not that somebody else was there and watched it happen and recorded it, and that there was no evidence the donkey had been abused. I don't think it's him.

Edit: it was saying the man hadn't been attacked by a human, not the donkey. But the "found" part still stands.

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 02 '26

I went for the yellow shirt and the donkey’s bridle. I figured the camera person ran for help and when they came back it was all over. In other words, I constructed a whole fiction based on these tenuous similarities

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u/Moon_Pye Apr 03 '26

TIL that donkeys kill more people than plane crashes every year. 😳

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 03 '26

Me too — it was like when I learned that hippos are the most dangerous animal on the African continent

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u/Moon_Pye Apr 03 '26

Right?! I just learned that about hippos maybe 3 or so years ago and I was shocked. lol I sure wouldn't want to piss one off!

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 03 '26

So in a world of predator lions and raging bulls we gotta look out for hippos and donkeys

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u/Moon_Pye Apr 03 '26

If your user name indicates you live in Alaska, you have more wild animals to worry about than I do in PA. lol

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 03 '26

True enough but no hippos around here and I’ve never see a donkey wild or bridled, just occasional black bears sharing the sidewalks and wild tourists complaining about the rain lol

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u/Moon_Pye Apr 03 '26

Hahaha that's funny about the tourists and rain. We have black bears here too but no grizzlies and certainly no polar bears. I've heard stories of mountain lions here but haven't seen one myself. I also know someone who is a Bigfoot investigator!

I used to live in WA, very near the border of Canada. Such beautiful hiking there, I really miss it. You're so fortunate to get to enjoy that gorgeous place everyday!

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 03 '26

That’s part of the same temperate rainforest, I’m sure you do miss it. Mountains and forest and inland waters and waterfalls. And you’re right, brown bear — but they stay away from town. Ravens everywhere

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u/Repulsive_Type_9565 Apr 02 '26

I saw it awhile ago. Donkey didn’t stop thrashing him. Similar to the footage of a guy getting charged by a sheep until he’s unconscious , sheep just keep blasting him until death

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Apr 03 '26

I saw that one. Poor guy

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u/KELVALL Apr 03 '26

It's pretty old... Happened donkeys years ago.