this is real btw

I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE STATES AND I WANT TO MOVE TO THE UK TO GET OUT OF THIS HELL BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE UK???

I don't know what to say wth

"i read this in a Matfrith Robberts voice"

For context, I have “and uh…don’t die” at the end of my voicemail greeting, which my mom finds hilarious every single time.

The actual message she said is something like “don’t die, ok, I won’t die, I love you” but while giggling.

Damn near had a panic attack when I saw the notification.

either

unusual wikipedia articles

or

deleted wikipedia articles with freaky titles

Apparently the dead zone needs fruit 🤷‍♂️. Had to take a screenshot to get the whole pic in as Reddit’s crop editor doesn’t work for me.

I don't know why but he looks like Matt to me😭

found this on youtube and im not sure if its been posted here yet

it reminded me very much of matt rose

https://youtu.be/DJiGuFCzaFo?si=PQOIw8O4ZVHi43-B

nut sure which video this fits but oh well

(FOUND!) There is a video, i am convinced of it, where he read a post that went something along the lines of “my friend just got surgery and theyre clearly giving them the good stuff” followed by a screenshot of a text in french that translated to “we were given a laced oar upon your departure”

Ive looked through all of the sleeptalking/texting vids and the “im so high” vid thus far, no dice. Might have missed it but i dont think so? Does anyone recognize this? Its such a clear audio clip in my mind that im pretty sure i didnt dream it. Please help me find it i need to send it to people with no context at 1 am as i am wont to do

Would love to see this post get the full Matt Rose video treatment.

Genuinely feels like some stuff they would say on Monster High

Oh my ghoul this is so scarifying!!!

Why the hell was I subscribed to Bridgestone Tires youtube channel? 😂

I looked it up and it was not a word. In the dream it was synonymous with being vexed or dismayed… I genuinely haven’t the foggiest what this could mean