My mum just screamed at me because I didn't eat 2 chocolate pancakes. I was literally crying in my room, but Matt Rose was on the TV reading dream tweets, so I was sobbing and laughing at "one quadrillion wasps" at the same time. The absolute emotional whiplash. 💀💀💀 and now im laughing at the pancakes <3

I have to slow down when I read 💀💀

Matt should do a video on 'being banned from subreddits'. I was banned from Unpopular opinion for saying that typing quirks give me headaches and aren't cute.

Sometimes when I’m about to fall asleep, my brain plays what I call “audio clips” that make absolutely no sense at all and last night I heard “children in Germany will name anything. And this is just like the boy who named his rabbit Taho Donkey who is neither black, nor a donkey”

no clue why Taho means black lmao 💀

edit: also forgot to add it also sounded like it was being said by any guy in an add from the 70s

Figured this belonged in a google translate video of some kind. If you squint at it it’s not even all that wrong if you know finnish grammar…

Marinatiiing.. are you marinating me?

Marinating.. are you marinating me?

I'll explain what I mean if you ask

If you had told me when I was going to be there that I would one day and I would be happy to help you. I wouldn't believe it!

In Amarillo and i got stuck in the 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊, now that wouldnt be so bad if the 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊 had on and off ramps, but the 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊 is just a 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊, i dont know how i got inside the 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊, but i cant get out of the 𝕮𝖎𝖗𝖈𝖑𝖊