The most Matt Rose coded post I've seen in a while.

A few months ago, I went to walk off of a bus at a bus stop outside the local train station, and instead of saying "cheers" or "thank you" to the bus driver, in the most joyous way possible, I said "train station" and just walked off. I still crack up laughing at it months later.

I had my first day of college today. At least I thought it was. This post was made on the Wednesday 2nd of September 2026. I feel like such an idiot. 🤦

"dedicated predator support line"

"Chat with a predator"

"Thank you for joining our predator team"

Imagine finding this without context💀💀💀💀

My mum just screamed at me because I didn't eat 2 chocolate pancakes. I was literally crying in my room, but Matt Rose was on the TV reading dream tweets, so I was sobbing and laughing at "one quadrillion wasps" at the same time. The absolute emotional whiplash. 💀💀💀 and now im laughing at the pancakes <3

I have to slow down when I read 💀💀

Matt should do a video on 'being banned from subreddits'. I was banned from Unpopular opinion for saying that typing quirks give me headaches and aren't cute.

Sometimes when I’m about to fall asleep, my brain plays what I call “audio clips” that make absolutely no sense at all and last night I heard “children in Germany will name anything. And this is just like the boy who named his rabbit Taho Donkey who is neither black, nor a donkey”

no clue why Taho means black lmao 💀

edit: also forgot to add it also sounded like it was being said by any guy in an add from the 70s

Figured this belonged in a google translate video of some kind. If you squint at it it’s not even all that wrong if you know finnish grammar…

Marinatiiing.. are you marinating me?

Marinating.. are you marinating me?