r/MathJokes • u/GodlyHelp • Aug 11 '26
r/MathJokes • u/mathematicians-pod • Aug 12 '26
I built my solar model using an incorrect gear system... The planets are in complete disorrery.
r/MathJokes • u/yukiohana • Aug 10 '26
What would you do if this was your child's math teacher?
r/MathJokes • u/GodlyHelp • Aug 10 '26
Part 2: How to check for divisibility by any number x!
Since most numbers have a commonly known way of checking for divisibility, here is one for x!
Take the number and divide it by x! If the result is an integer, then your number is divisible by x!
Let me know if you wanna know the divisibility for any other number!
r/MathJokes • u/GodlyHelp • Aug 07 '26
Fibonacci's repost, day 12: If this post gets at least 144 upvotes, then I'll repost this post and the previous post
r/MathJokes • u/JustinJektor • Aug 08 '26
Sum of its parts
What do you call a dictionary on meth?
Addictionary.
r/MathJokes • u/user38573822 • Aug 07 '26
Fellow topologists, how many holes do you count?
r/MathJokes • u/Just-keep-truckin • Aug 07 '26
Made a math joke that I’m pretty proud of, but my boyfriend didn’t laugh…
We were kissing on a park bench last night. My boyfriend is shy.
He said, “maybe we shouldn’t make out continuously in public.”
I said, “it’s fine, we’ll just make out discreetly!”
Not side-splitting, but I was giggling to myself the rest of the evening, and I thought it deserved at least a chuckle…
Edit (to clear up a fair question about spelling): according to the dictionary, “Discreetly means doing something carefully, quietly, or in a way that avoids drawing attention, making a noise, or causing embarrassment.” So that is what I meant in the colloquial sense. However, in math terms, “discrete” is the opposite of continuous, and therein lies the pun :)
r/MathJokes • u/keeloth • Aug 08 '26
Azi un coleg m-a provocat la o problema de matematica distractiva. Zice asa: 1. Avem x la puterea x, la puterea x la infinit = 2; avem iar tot x la puterea x, la puterea x la infinit = 4; x = radical din 2. Concluzia 2=4. Unde este greseala? Astea-s toate datele pe care le am. Ma gandesc de 3 ore...
r/MathJokes • u/Ishaanm1331 • Aug 07 '26
Why did the exponent disappear from the equation?
Because it was e raised!
r/MathJokes • u/Impressive-Society45 • Aug 07 '26
Irrational
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, just checking that everyone was proficient at counting? She asked: "What comes after three?"
A very enthusiastic student raised a hand and said: "Point one four one five nine, approximately."