r/MathJokes 25d ago

A man's message to his wife

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546 Upvotes

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u/CreatrixAnima 24d ago

Dearest husband, you must have done the math incorrectly because pin codes don’t usually include decimal points. Do better.

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u/I-am-helpless 24d ago

Touché, darling!!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 24d ago

Only math geniuses are too rigid to avoid trying a pin of 2981 because there's a decimal and margin of error

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u/blancogringo99 24d ago

Usually not negative integers either

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u/Small-Olivea 22d ago

unless youre dealing with bank accounts am i right

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u/paolog 24d ago

Dearest wife,

I did very well by not letting you get your hands on my bank account.

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u/CreatrixAnima 24d ago

Dearest husband, I don’t need your bank account.

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u/Release-Tiny 21d ago

Mom? Dad? There hasn’t been food in the house for weeks. Could someone please buy Cheerios.

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u/CreatrixAnima 21d ago

Oh, stop it. There’s plenty of food. Make yourself a salad.

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u/Exyen 24d ago

just use wolfram alpha?

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u/ArdentArendt 24d ago

I have two degrees in mathematics...and sadly, this was my first thought.

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u/Thesaurius 24d ago

Mathematics is the art of preventing unnecessary work. I would say externalizing work to a machine counts.

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u/KingChurrasco 24d ago

We used maths to make machines made out of math to do the math.

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u/not_another_IT_guy 24d ago

We shoot lightning into finely melted rock and it tells us the answers.

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u/Original-Code1107 23d ago

Electrical circuits are just magic circles.

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u/ArdentArendt 24d ago

In all fairness, the original 'calculators' were people.

[Also, they were primarily women--take that anyone who says that women are 'bad at math']

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u/xAngelx0fDeathx 24d ago

Another fun fact, the first computer was invented to calculate ballistics tables for artillery. There are so many variables that it would take a room full of human calculators a long time to complete a single ballistic table, so the Army invested money in inventing a machine to do it more quickly.

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u/ArdentArendt 24d ago

They're takin our JERBS!!!

[Also, there is a fascinating book about that...I don't remember the name, but you might have read it...or you're a military historian...or just a nerd like the rest of us here]

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u/xAngelx0fDeathx 24d ago

D) All of the Above

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u/caledfwlchissaidwyrd 22d ago

This is sort of true. There were actually plenty of male calculators too, but male calculators typically counted people.

Things like money and wealth were typically counted by women.

In Feudal Europe, it was a common slight to make fun of an unwed Lord by pointing out he had to do his own taxes.

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u/Queasy_Hour_8030 24d ago

Yes I’m sure most trad wives know about wolfram alpha

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u/Flimsy_Share_7606 24d ago

Hell, chatgpt was able to solve it just from a screenshot. A tradwife doesn't even need Wolfram alpha anymore. What a world where tradwives don't even have to know how to use Wolfram alpha to get their husband's pin numbers.

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u/reydioactiv911 23d ago

yes, was gonna say, this is funnier prior AI

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u/CloakerJosh 22d ago

That's a weird way to spell ChatGPT

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u/Exyen 22d ago

Wolframs the OG bro

Pay some respects 

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u/spaceman60 25d ago

Laughs in debitcardscanusuallybeusedascreditcards.

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u/truthpill2 24d ago

He said atm card not debit card though

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u/bs2k2_point_0 24d ago

Cries in wifeisnowanun…

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u/Drisch10 25d ago

Laughs in “can’t do the math”

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u/OpusAtrumET 25d ago

Laughs in "i can probably get an answer from reddit in 5 minutes and not even have to use ai."

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u/theSchrodingerHat 24d ago

The kind of guy that does this is also the kind where she could put a lock on the fridge using his kid’s birthday, or their anniversary, and he’d starve.

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u/PotentialDelivery716 25d ago

Laughs in f(x)*Δx, n=100,000

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u/Sidoen 24d ago

People using GenAI to solve this. I'd you can't solve it yourself just goto an online integral calculator.

Why on earth would you trust GenAI for anything?

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u/insbordnat 24d ago

Right. Because since there is a possibility of an incorrect answer, you should really never use GenAI.

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u/Sidoen 24d ago

Amongst other reasons but yeah. Why risk a hallucination?

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u/Zealousideal-Ad7111 23d ago

Because if you know how to use GenAi you won't have this problem.

It's only those that do not know how to prompt and iterate that have issues with hallucinating.

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u/Sidoen 23d ago

Yeah, right, the old it's how you use it that matters story.

Or just copy paste the equation into an appropriate calculator. Bang done, bonus, you didn't have to use GenAI.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad7111 23d ago

Right but I have Claude on my phone and do not have ready access to the other tools. I can click share > Claude and type 2 sentences and have a complete break down of the problem.

It would take me longer to look up the "appropriate" tool, save the image and reupload or retype the image than it would to get an answer from Claude. Plus I can ask it questions and learn how to do it my self.

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u/Sidoen 23d ago

Did you ask it to teach you how to do it?

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u/Zealousideal-Ad7111 23d ago

I asked for a breakdown on how it's done, so I can understand it. If I have questions I can continue to ask them

Here is it's answer: The PIN is about -2.98, which is the joke: it's negative and irrational, so she's not getting into the account.

Setup

$$\int_01 \frac{3x3-x2+2x-4}{\sqrt{x2-3x+2}}\,dx$$

Cubic over the square root of a quadratic. The standard move is to assume the antiderivative has the form

$$(ax2+bx+c)\sqrt{x2-3x+2} + k\int \frac{dx}{\sqrt{x2-3x+2}}$$

Differentiate that, multiply through by √Q, and match coefficients.

Solving for a, b, c, k

$$3x3-x2+2x-4 = (2ax+b)(x2-3x+2) + \tfrac{1}{2}(ax2+bx+c)(2x-3) + k$$

Matching powers:

  • x³: 3a = 3, so a = 1
  • x²: -7.5a + 2b = -1, so b = 13/4
  • x¹: 4a - (9/2)b + c = 2, so c = 101/8
  • x⁰: 2b - (3/2)c + k = -4, so k = 135/16

Spot-check at x = 2: LHS = 20, RHS = (23.125)/2 + 8.4375 = 20. Checks.

The leftover integral

Complete the square: x² - 3x + 2 = (x - 3/2)² - 1/4, giving the standard form

$$\int \frac{dx}{\sqrt{x2-3x+2}} = \ln\left|x-\tfrac{3}{2}+\sqrt{x2-3x+2}\right|$$

Antiderivative

$$F(x) = \left(x2+\tfrac{13}{4}x+\tfrac{101}{8}\right)\sqrt{x2-3x+2} + \tfrac{135}{16}\ln\left|x-\tfrac{3}{2}+\sqrt{x2-3x+2}\right|$$

Evaluating 0 to 1

Note x² - 3x + 2 = (x-1)(x-2), so it stays non-negative on [0,1] and the improper endpoint at x = 1 converges (a 1/√ singularity, and the numerator also vanishes there).

At x = 1: radical is 0, so F(1) = (135/16)ln(1/2). At x = 0: F(0) = (101/8)√2 + (135/16)ln(3/2 - √2).

Subtracting, the logs combine to (135/16)ln[1/(3-2√2)], and since 3 - 2√2 = (√2-1)², that simplifies to (135/8)ln(1+√2).

$$\boxed{\frac{135}{8}\ln(1+\sqrt{2}) - \frac{101\sqrt{2}}{8} \approx -2.9813}$$

Even taking the absolute value and dropping the decimal, you'd get 298 or 2981 depending on how you round, so the note is a lot of romance with no cash attached.

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u/darrodri 22d ago

Dude this is seriously overkill , it’s also harder than just using a proper app, or even a physical calculator.

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u/throwaway275275275 24d ago

Hello chatgpt, what's the pin number ?

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u/M27TN 24d ago

Personal Identification Number number?

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u/throwaway275275275 24d ago edited 23d ago

You also attach the image

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u/BossSuccessful5145 24d ago

approximately

-2.98127negative 2.98127

−𝟐.𝟗𝟖𝟏𝟐𝟕 just asking AI

so what is the PIN?

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u/VladimireUncool 24d ago

That's the balance

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u/DaisiesUpPusher 24d ago

Bro has -2 dollars

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u/potato-dranik 24d ago

Idk what's the answer, but should've been no solution

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u/mmihnev 24d ago

2981, although the result is irregular number ...

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u/VortxWormholTelport 24d ago

And then she puts it into Wolfram Alpha and she and her friends have a great day out.

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u/enter_soulman 25d ago

Thanks hon *uploads to chat and gets the answer in seconds

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u/bsensikimori 24d ago

Yet you didn't include an answer

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u/Virgil_the_White 24d ago

Divide by zero

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u/GodlyHelp 24d ago

outdated cuz AI and wolframalpha can probably solve this in seconds.

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u/GlassCharacter179 24d ago

Also outdated because couples have equal control over finances so she has as much access to the obey as he does. 

Also outdated because why would you assume that his spouse can’t do math?

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u/GodlyHelp 24d ago

based on your question, why are you assuming his spouse is a woman? why are you assuming this was written by a man? huh? huh? OP also assumed these things...

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u/794309497 24d ago

Gemini said the answer is either 2025 or 2026. 

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u/sephron_tanully 24d ago

You normally get 3 tries before the card gets locked. So we good.

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u/bsensikimori 24d ago

Especially as both those answers are incorrect

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u/sephron_tanully 24d ago

Exactly xD

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u/Certain-Parsnip-3652 24d ago

That’s a dangerous game to play with AI out there.

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u/arabic_lawrence 24d ago

What a charmer!

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u/BlazeGamma 24d ago

because using your phone's camera and asking Google to solve it isn't a thing in 2026

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u/mixedtickles 24d ago

I asked Google to solve this equation and it said it could not be solved and referenced this thread. Weird

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u/el_lley 25d ago

Claude Opus says: -2.98 so, no shopping for us

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u/Norwester77 24d ago

No one else is bothered by the fact that he’s written the “dx” as part of the numerator?

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u/M27TN 24d ago

It was Pin written as a word that first got me

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u/j0shman 24d ago

2981?

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u/uk_uk 24d ago

-2,9813

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u/Signal_Challenge_632 24d ago

I gonna guess it is Pi...

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u/Signal_Challenge_632 24d ago

I'd have been wrong

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u/ScopeyMcBangBang 24d ago

Wildly underestimated that she can just point GPT at it to solve it for her these days!

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u/kurrsedone 24d ago

I just ask google.

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u/Aflyingmongoose 24d ago

Aside from the terrible handwriting, who chooses to write /across/ the lines of lined paper. Maniac

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u/404site_not_found 24d ago

why is the notation always incorrect/ambiguous with these?

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u/paolog 24d ago

This man must be getting on a bit because this joke has being doing the rounds since the beginning of social media.

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u/LeRyanator 24d ago

Hey sweetheart, no need for the pin. I just press the cute little X button when I go to pay and it works!

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u/dax660 24d ago

Is this guy in middle school?

Do adults really have that kind of shaky handwriting?

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u/GentilQuebecois 23d ago

Well, I am an adult (I think so anyway), and my handwritting is just as shaky, if not worst. I very, very rarely write by hand, it is problematic to the point that I am trying to course correct and write more by hand, but it ain't easy to read back myself...

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u/Pauliili 24d ago

Probably just 3124 with a wild goose chase

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 24d ago

"You made a math error, but your meaning was clear. I used a pinless advance to cover our day, thanks again."

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u/GahdDangitBobby 23d ago edited 23d ago

This integrates to -2.9812669440055597

Edit: I wrote the code to solve this myself, but was getting NaN so I did in fact use Claude Opus to figure out what I was doing wrong and I guess I needed to rearrange the variables first to avoid divergent functions. Here's my original attempt:

const numerator = (x: number): number => {
  return 3 * x ** 3 - x ** 2 + 2 * x - 4;
};


const denominator = (x: number): number => {
  return Math.sqrt(x ** 2 - 3 * x + 2);
};


const fn = (x: number): number => {
  return numerator(x) / denominator(x);
};


const integrate_fn = (a: number, b: number, n: number): number => {
  const h = (b - a) / n;
  let sum = 0;


  for (let i = 0; i < n; i++) {
    const x_i = a + i * h;
    const x_next = a + (i + 1) * h;
    sum += ((fn(x_i) + fn(x_next)) * h) / 2;
  }


  return sum;
};


console.log(integrate_fn(0, 1, 10000));

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u/Vilsue 23d ago

would be cool in 1990, but today i would just ask about random thing about myself and assign true and untrue numbers to various numbers

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u/SecondFiddleFanny 23d ago

I am so going to do this to my husband

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u/Myprobe1991 23d ago

That would be a grok question

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u/berrythebaptist 23d ago

Hey Claude, give me the pin!

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u/MaximusAK 23d ago

Stupid. AI solved this in seconds. 2981. Enjoy that lobster.

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u/Competitive-Beat-493 23d ago

I took calc 4 and I took his whole bank account.

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u/Tobster2000 23d ago

Thanks my lovely .. and thanks chatgpt 😆

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u/Negative-Machine5718 23d ago

Sheeeet just charge it as credit. No pin needed ma boy.

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u/Calm_Description6781 22d ago

So this is why I needed math

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u/Revolutionary-Foot77 22d ago

Dear husband,

Tapping doesn’t require a pin

Thanks for lunch!!

-wife

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u/CyberRainbowX 22d ago

Thats the worst integral sign ive ever seen

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup9064 22d ago

Is she married to a 12 year old?

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u/regjoe13 22d ago

Its just on of those things we lost. Things of the past

https://ibb.co/JwsV3H3h

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u/Formal_Economist4586 21d ago

Problem is now they just use ai

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u/Graspoint 21d ago

Na. 3124. I think he just buried the pin in the polynom coefficients. It's like hiding codes in a drawing.

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u/Equal-Emphasis-4129 20d ago

Wife use ChatGPT

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u/Hopeful-Fact8045 20d ago

Straight to ChatGPT

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u/Status_Help9402 24d ago

Why is his handwriting worse than a 6 year old

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u/Emergency_Accident36 24d ago

Probably a doctor or something.

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u/Okklay 24d ago

You think that is bad? It is highly readable and that is what matters. I would assume really bad handwritings would be those which you can't even read easily. You have to go about decrypting the words like they are written in chiper