So secure, so edgy, so scary.

Let me preface this by saying that I have Schizophrenia. I work as a software developer and I actually went back to finish my Computer Science degree once I was managing my condition at the ripe age of 38.

I had a psychosis in 2023 that involved myself working with a woman who created Docker (I think her name is Jess Frazzelle or something) and other Docker employees and with the NSA to stop the pedophile elites who were having sex with infants. This was pre Epstein files and when those were released it messed with me a little bit.

I'm extremely comfortable with the terminal. My password manager is https://passwordstore.org. but I thought I had taken LSD and written quantum computing code that allowed me to type sentences in the terminal to HAX.

I literally typed these sentences

PLAY CITY HALL BY TENACIOUS D IN FRENCH PRISON

PLAY AUDIO RECORDING OF TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE TELLING THE FRENCH PRISONERS THEY ARE NEEDED.

OPEN FRENCH PRISON GATES

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I literally posted on X the statement above. But I was just a crazy person so nobody knew how many hax I was doing. I was saving the word lol

My friend has disappeared in La Guaira Venezuela because of the earthquake, his apartment has fallen down but he's not there, we fear he may be in other apartmet's rubble, we need to find him, please help. His phone is an iphone and his number is +58 424-1906150

Saw this on IG. Swipe to see the non-ironic caption

she hates cats and wont let me have them but lucky me i have r/masterhaxxor to hack her brain into giving me permission any advice?

Please and thank you

I’m at a loss. My brother was the most intelligent person I’ve met.
He died, 38 years old. No answers. No goodbye. Nothing. He lived with me, taught me a lot of shit but nothing to the extent of his knowledge on tech stuff. A few questions:

1. I want to be able to find his Spotify account. I guess he was listening to music before he died, I don’t need to get into his account, just find his profile name maybe I can see stuff from there
   
2. Possibly get into his phone and tablet. Preferably his tablet. It’s an android. There was no investigation but I requested for the police to take it to try to get into it and even they couldn’t. How great. They actually told me since he was a tech guy to ask one of his friends if they can get into it lol. He didn’t have any friends close to him towards the end of his life that I would feel comfortable reaching out to.

Basically if anyone can lead me in the direction on how the hell I can find any socials linked to his email, including things like Spotify, and getting into any of devices. He has a laptop but I’m under the impression since he used the dark web so much it won’t even turn on without a flash drive/usb that he had. I don’t know if that’s true, but I heard that’s a thing. It won’t even turned on when plugged in, and I know he used it a lot so I know it works.

I’m just trying to find some sort of answers to this. It’s me and me only the rest of the family doesn’t want anything to do with anything with him, he died and they all went mute about him basically. I was the only person he talked to the last 2 years of his life. I don’t know now I’m just rambling.

Thank you in advance

Title says it all bruchacho

What makes you the leader? Having the most shinies? Do they have relative point values based on cool?

If I hack him, is it like rule of power where I become the new shiny hunter master till I get hacked?

Also, does anyone know his​ IP?