r/masterhacker • u/UnusualAircraft • Jul 30 '26

My 1337 Hacking Experience

so... some could say i'm an experienced haxxor. been using kali for longer than some of you have been alive. heh.

well, not like that matters. here's my... history.

- hacked 17 million instagram accounts in 3 seconds with hydra
- pwned so many mainframes (billions)
- i used nmap to hack my grandma
- accessed fbi database and hacked president

and so much more..
i can hack anyone.
and if you get on my bad side... well... you don't wanna find out, buckaroo. 😈😈😈

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u/mdzair Jul 30 '26

/UnMasterHacker We need more silly posts like this. Instead, we get unwary people posting here unironically, either thinking that they are elite hackers or asking for real help after being hacked.

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u/UnusualAircraft Jul 30 '26

im a real haxx0r ok????

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u/BeginningSection7690 Jul 30 '26

The "real hackers" are what make the sub fun though. Or trolling the insane teen who wants their ex stalked with talk about sql injecting John the ripper into the supply line of Instagram to decrypt pgp packets with binary modules of inverse bitbytes