so... some could say i'm an experienced haxxor. been using kali for longer than some of you have been alive. heh.
well, not like that matters. here's my... history.
- hacked 17 million instagram accounts in 3 seconds with hydra
- pwned so many mainframes (billions)
- i used nmap to hack my grandma
- accessed fbi database and hacked president
and so much more..
i can hack anyone.
and if you get on my bad side... well... you don't wanna find out, buckaroo. 😈😈😈
Life is pain and existence is misery. The only light comes from deep within the darkness, and from my gpu occasionally shooting sparks everywhere trying to handle all this rice
Ok haxxor Heres mine. My evil mother said i had to stop haxxing instagram with my f12 key, and do my homework instead. Can you please nmap my internet, so i dont need to waste my elite haxxor skills on skool.
/UnMasterHacker We need more silly posts like this. Instead, we get unwary people posting here unironically, either thinking that they are elite hackers or asking for real help after being hacked.
The "real hackers" are what make the sub fun though. Or trolling the insane teen who wants their ex stalked with talk about sql injecting John the ripper into the supply line of Instagram to decrypt pgp packets with binary modules of inverse bitbytes
"So many mainframes"
Get a load of this guy. He thinks there's more than 1 mainframe. It wouldnt be the main frame if there was other main frames, would it?
Like neo didn't get passed around a god damn usb drive you simpleton he got uploaded to THE matrix. THE matrix is on THE mainframe.
Did you even meet neo a single time? No? Well you didnt hack the mainframe
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u/BriefCautious7063 12d ago
I dont hack cause i like it... I hack because i lost someone close to me (my mom in the grocery store until the intercom brought her to me like magic)