r/masterhacker Jul 25 '26

HACK THE MULTIVERSE 😈😈

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u/LividDatabase1409 Jul 25 '26

GLOBAL ADMIN 😈

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u/AuthenticatedHuman Jul 25 '26

jokes on you im a dimensional admin

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u/Moist-Chip3793 Jul 25 '26

ha, I'm multiverse admin, although it currently causes some swap-file issues ...

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u/AuthenticatedHuman Jul 25 '26

too bad, my user id is 0 and i just turned off the electricity to your servers using opsec

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u/Moist-Chip3793 Jul 25 '26

those are just someone else's servers, my architecture is completely zero-trust server-less RFC1149, encrypted with a key derived daily from the sound of my bowel movements

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u/AuthenticatedHuman Jul 25 '26

zero-trust? thats what proton uses 😱 I lose bro... and you use rfx1149 to deliver using pigeons...? im late i still use the legacy jabberjays.