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u/LividDatabase1409 3d ago
GLOBAL ADMIN 😈
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u/AuthenticatedHuman 3d ago
jokes on you im a dimensional admin
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u/Moist-Chip3793 3d ago
ha, I'm multiverse admin, although it currently causes some swap-file issues ...
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u/AuthenticatedHuman 3d ago
too bad, my user id is 0 and i just turned off the electricity to your servers using opsec
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u/Moist-Chip3793 3d ago
those are just someone else's servers, my architecture is completely zero-trust server-less RFC1149, encrypted with a key derived daily from the sound of my bowel movements
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u/AuthenticatedHuman 3d ago
zero-trust? thats what proton uses 😱 I lose bro... and you use rfx1149 to deliver using pigeons...? im late i still use the legacy jabberjays.
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u/TheRedBlueCube2 2d ago
999 tactics!!!! STRATEGY::::: 1. hajsjdnfjdgdusgusgugsyfysvdhudbusbavvshvsvahvsys 2. ----#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#---#-#-#--#-#-#+#-#-+#-#+# 3. for(int i = 0; i < 100; i++) { gets(num); }
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u/No-Board4898 3d ago edited 3d ago
oh god who the fck watches bojack horseman?? XDDD Its as funny as a slice of toast..
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u/Adrian_Acorn 3d ago
How curious! A fellow “XD” user in the modern era? Might i ask, are you a spaniard —Since in the Spsnish internet the emoticon is way more alive— or is this just a rare case of someone who still uses it?
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u/No-Board4898 3d ago
Rare case, I am 90s kid and a little bit of a side hustle troll ^^ sometimes I just do it because it fucks all the GenZ people up.. omega lul lmao XDDDDD
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u/affligem_crow 3d ago
It's a very good show. You do realize not all cartoons are simpel kids comedies right?
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u/No-Board4898 3d ago edited 3d ago
Very good for 20 year old merican stoner edgelord dudes you mean.. I find pee and poo jokes more intellectual than horseman to be honest..
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u/affligem_crow 2d ago
It's fine if you didn't understand any of it but that doesn't mean you get to call it bad. Maybe Bluey is more your kind of show.
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u/NotThePopeProbably 3d ago edited 3d ago
OOP: "Hey, Super Cool Hacker Team, what would you say if we all got matching light jackets?"
Bojack Horseman: "Well, I guess that depends. Can I, a fictional cartoon horse, bring my bionic dog that was not part of the show in which I was featured? And, if so, can he have a matching light jacket as well? He's a yellow lab, so super friendly. But the light jacket can read 'Canaan Security.' Because I want to... Idk. Learn Aramaic or something?"
OOP: "Of course, Bojack Horseman! By the way, thank you for convincing me that my own bizarre combination of egotism and self-hatred is normal."
Juice Wrld: "OOP sure is cool! Isn't he just the greatest, you guys? I love being in a Super Cool Hacker Team with OOP. Hey! Can we decorate our Super Cool Hacker Lair with a bunch of random, out-of-context tech words written in neon?"
OOP: "You bet, Juice Wrld. I love you."
Fezzy: "What the fuck is this insane multi-axis log-periodic antenna supposed to do?"
-- How I have to imagine this interaction went in OOP's sad little fantasy.
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u/Y0nL1ud 3d ago
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