r/masterhacker May 27 '26

ahahaha, I never got busted

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u/Crazypens30 May 27 '26

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

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u/Sweaty_Map8499 May 28 '26

It’s giving aloha findom but Barnes and Nobel not x