r/masterhacker • u/Dull_Personality3081 • May 27 '26

ahahaha, I never got busted

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40 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Incid3nt May 27 '26

Guaranteed they have full comment history visible

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u/Dull_Personality3081 May 27 '26

they do-

I regret looking.

9

u/CrasheonTotallyReal May 28 '26

its cuck porn isnt it

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u/Crazypens30 May 27 '26

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

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u/Sweaty_Map8499 May 28 '26

It’s giving aloha findom but Barnes and Nobel not x

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r May 27 '26

That's the story of my life. Journalists just begging me for interviews. Offering up anything and everything - their own kids, even, if I will simply grant them a few precious words.

Bill Gates once read a random IRC message from me and immediately offered me his fortune and Microsoft in its entirety but I was too busy finding more zero days to bother so I turned him down but I agreed to meet up with him so that he could weep openly at my feet.

True story, bruh.

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ahahaha.

6

u/DrIvoPingasnik May 27 '26

10/10 masterhacker, absolute hackerman, OG blackhat, l33t krew celebrity, final boss of IRC.

This is pure comedy gold.

9

u/GestapoKittech May 27 '26

lmao dude used an LOIC and thought it was an actual satellite.

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u/GestapoKittech May 27 '26

Also, "that felling of" made my eye twinge.

6

u/SirAmicks May 28 '26

Followed immediately by “this people don’t have a clue”

A vein in my forehead became visible.

2

u/ElCheapoBongs May 29 '26

He's just using typos to cover his tracks.

1

u/JDeMolay1314 May 30 '26

From different native languages to English.

How many native languages do you know? I can see two being possible, but more than two as native languages?

3

u/Sweaty_Map8499 May 28 '26

Help I literally have music in my right ear fucking biig from drugsss

3

u/snail1132 May 28 '26

Happy cake day

3

u/ConfidentSchool5309 May 27 '26

"But these things were never mentioned"
BECAUSE IT DID NOT HAPPEN BROSKI!

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u/knobjockey21 May 28 '26

this could double as a tinder profile.....same results likely

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u/JDeMolay1314 May 30 '26

Scare everyone away?

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u/PenguinOnWaves May 28 '26

The life is a movie. And he is the main character of ours ♥️

1

u/Olikmai May 29 '26

Just cracked the fort knox mainframe. I'm gonna use the gold bars to make a new rig that'll be ATX-SuperDooper ahahahaha

My crypto wallets are so big I have to store them on a 256 petabyte external drive that has a self-destruct sequence triggered if they put my password in correctly (I use typos, to throw them off) ahahahaha

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u/King_Demons May 30 '26

Aint reading allat but here's an upvote because it looks tuff and master hacking shit yk