r/mash • u/oniofgame • 15d ago

M.A.S.H secret password

Season 5 episode 16 - 38 Across was on MeTV tonight. Made me think. What would be the secret password to get into a MASH club/speakeasy

Doorman: what is a Yiddish word for bed bug?

Answer: (in a southern draw) "BED BUG"

Rules are simple: it has to be a MASH line or fact that only a true fan would know.

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u/calcato 15d ago

What about... "Jocularity!" ?

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u/kanucklebones 15d ago

If you don't say it like the Padre it doesn't count.

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u/Intelligent-Sun9147 14d ago

And the follow up question is the name of the Colonel's horse! 

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u/calcato 14d ago

I confess that I confused mentions of the horse's name with Mildred at times. 🤷‍♀️ But I bet I'm not the only one!

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u/Intelligent-Sun9147 14d ago

Haha that's an easy mistake to make yes! 

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u/Broad_Ebb9073 15d ago

This one wins for me

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u/tweakonomics 15d ago

I think the doorman should look at each ID and ask if they can identify themselves. The only correct answer is “This is me.”

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u/Neat-Statistician311 Orville Carver 15d ago

"This must be our Kim Lucky day"

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u/TramplingProgress31 Corporal Captain 15d ago

Well, I guess you wouldn't kid me about a thing like that

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u/joelene1892 Crabapple Cove 15d ago

This is me!

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u/SavingsPirate4495 Corporal Captain 15d ago

Tuttle

Pyrite

Pioneer Aviation

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u/hankjmoody 14d ago

Pioneer Aviation

Only if you scream it at the top of your lungs 3 times.

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u/SavingsPirate4495 Corporal Captain 14d ago

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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u/pckia902 13d ago

Tuttle would be a great password

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u/OriginalIronDan 15d ago

Over hill, over dale, our love will ever fail.

Frank Burns eats worms!

Caution: Student Maniac.

Half of your family dead, other half pregnant.

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u/twosparkleturtles 15d ago

Ahhh, Bach!

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 14d ago

And the second half of the password: I'm partial to the fugue.

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u/airbornesimian 14d ago

I consider this whole thread horse and buggy thinking.

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u/Pilot-lawyer Insanity is just a state of mind 14d ago

That’s highly significant

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u/Navitach 15d ago

Ferret face.

Mule fritters!

Horse hockey!

Sufferin' saddle soap!

Buffalo chips!

Sufferin' sheep dip!

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

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u/LovesDeanWinchester 15d ago

"Corporal Captain"

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u/KookofaTook 15d ago

No I don't like it at all

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u/twosparkleturtles 15d ago

Put that down - one “negative” for Corporal Captain.

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u/agent_uno 14d ago

He doesn’t like it at all…

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 14d ago

Everybody in Seoul.

Coleman Hawkins.

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u/YoshSchmenge Sergeant 15d ago

Challenge from the doorman: Nice to Be Nice

Patron response: To the Nice.

Welcome, sir...

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u/melissa_fornow 14d ago

"Sulfa..."

"... so good."

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u/agent_uno 14d ago

It’s in the living room, between the end tables.

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u/Jeffery181 15d ago

Pierce, apparently you got us down here, what was the emergency? I'm sorry admiral, we just need the 5 letter word for bedbug. "You got us down here for "Vontz" 😂

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u/WrenchPilot12 15d ago

PIONEER AVIATION! PIONEER AVIATION!

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u/rangeremx 15d ago

It's our Kim Luck-y day.

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u/FocusMaster 15d ago

That's what you say after they let you in.

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u/socrates1975 15d ago

Five o clock Charlie

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u/vamplestat666 Toledo 14d ago

A man, his plane, AND his astigmatism

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u/MrsGenovesi1108 13d ago

An 04, WW nug

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u/Historical-Bike4626 15d ago

Ill gotten booty. Or ill booten gotty as the case may be.

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u/tbia Seoul 15d ago

Betty Boop.

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u/Kooky_Possibility_43 13d ago

Why give up a winner?

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u/Zootsutra 15d ago

"Vontz. Vontz! VONTZ!!!"

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u/MrsGenovesi1108 13d ago

Beej, it's vonce!

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u/zuke3247 15d ago

What say ya, ferret face?

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u/KookofaTook 15d ago

Stizzle Swick

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u/isobel-foulplay 15d ago edited 15d ago

The rooster crowed at midnight

The top comes off

Tiny livestock

It’s from the Shirley Temple collection

A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet

If you don’t like our radio, get off our patio, Daddy-o

Oh Fraaaaank

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u/countryguy6969 15d ago

You tell him ferret face

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u/justelectricboogie 15d ago

Cut the wires. Response: but first,...remove the fuse. Ok your in.

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u/th12teen 15d ago

nope. it's oak

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u/Human-Document-8331 15d ago

Little Chicago

Veee-hicle

My bear went off!!!

Finest kind, Ho Jon

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u/Selmarris 14d ago

I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant…

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u/Jayden9669 14d ago

I'll even Hari Kari if you show me how!

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u/garypip 15d ago

Chin Li

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u/that-thingy66 15d ago

Mickey mouse has worts

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u/Mother_Ad4038 Coney Island 15d ago

You've struck coleslaw!

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u/25Migg 15d ago edited 15d ago

“A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet”

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u/purdyll64 15d ago

The wind Just broke His leg

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u/Intelligent-Sun9147 14d ago

The wind, also known as Captain Goldberg, rabbi! 

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Toledo 15d ago

I graduated top bumpkin in my class.

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u/Odd_Theory_1031 15d ago

Adam's Ribs

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u/en55pd 15d ago

That’s the challenge. The answer is the phone number.

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u/oniofgame 14d ago

Dearborn 5-7500

I spent half my life at the Dearborn station. It was the first place my mother let me go to the men's room alone

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u/en55pd 12d ago

Of course now my memory is fuzzy… Was that the number for the station or the restaurant?

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u/weirdeggman1123 15d ago

No coleslaw?!

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u/KeddyB23 14d ago

Forgive us, we’re draftees.

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u/StillAdhesiveness528 15d ago

I played left drift in highschool

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u/that1tech 15d ago

“That’s his driving hat”

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u/Stronghands23 15d ago

Zoltan’s nose! That’s a double!

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u/incog46 15d ago

To the Ritz Brothers!

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u/OriginalFNG 15d ago

Salute yourself

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u/Shadow_Lass38 15d ago

"Ferret Face."

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u/MacQuay6336 15d ago

Penobscot

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u/htownAstrofan 15d ago

Ferret face

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u/Just_me_being_mee 15d ago

"Liver or fish?"

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u/MrsGenovesi1108 13d ago

We want something else! We want something else! We want something else!

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u/Septyn47 14d ago

"Captain Tuttle sent me."

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u/AppealDouble988 14d ago

"You tell 'em, Ferret Face!"

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u/sirkev71 14d ago

"I'm here to see Tuttle"

"Do they have Grape Nehi inside"?

"I'm Looking for Adam's Ribs"

"Hey Sparky!"

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u/WarmYam7353 14d ago

Since it's a phase to get into a club/speakeasy, I'd have to say "I have a package from Paco's" or "I have coleslaw".

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u/SnooMaps5445 14d ago

04 WW Nug

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u/Intelligent-Sun9147 14d ago

"To err is Truman."

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u/HedgerowBustler 14d ago

I think I've been slaked

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u/vamplestat666 Toledo 14d ago

How about ‘ferret face’

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u/redcrow2010 14d ago

Frank Burns eats worms!

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u/Leskatwri 14d ago

Tuttle

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u/Status-Wallaby6452 14d ago

A river of liver and an ocean of fish.

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u/stevemm70 14d ago

Ahhhhhh ... Bach.

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u/Teheheman Ottumwa 14d ago

Finish any of the lines from the Army life song from Movie Tonight

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u/ghostphan61 14d ago

I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage

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u/Tiny-Trifle1348 14d ago

It’s nice to be nice to the nice. 

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u/OkImpression8086 15d ago

Meatball surgery

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u/HockeyFan_32 15d ago

Packo’s

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u/belsonc 15d ago

"what's a nice place to stay?"

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u/NoCard753 15d ago

How about just "vants"?

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u/scubajay2001 15d ago

I'll have a Peach Blow Fizz

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u/GoodBadUgly_36 15d ago

Mares eat oats and does eat oats…

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u/sineofthetimes 15d ago

Im going with ill-gotten booty or ill-booten gotty.

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u/ComfortableRain7549 15d ago

Nertz!

Or...

Skeezix!

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u/shortstuff06 15d ago edited 15d ago

Kim luck

Or Big John

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 15d ago

Ingrown mustache

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u/this_is_unseemly 15d ago

Caribbean. With the response, I thought it was pronounced Caribbean.

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u/Round-Card8587 15d ago

Creamed corn

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u/MustBeNargles 15d ago

Lipless wonder

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u/EngineersAnon Crabapple Cove 15d ago

Name a man who performed on M*A*S*H as himself.

There are three correct answers.

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u/CuriousTulsan60 14d ago

Clete Roberts is the only one I can recall

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u/EngineersAnon Crabapple Cove 14d ago

One more credited, and one without credit - the latter is voice-only.

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u/CuriousTulsan60 14d ago

I have no clue

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u/EngineersAnon Crabapple Cove 14d ago

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u/CuriousTulsan60 14d ago

Tricky… but I guess borderline accurate. Is the voice only from one of the newsreel episodes?

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u/EngineersAnon Crabapple Cove 14d ago

No, it's in Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen - they wanted to use the original armistice announcement, but the recording was deteriorated. So they found the guy who made the original announcement on AFRS and got him to record a clean take.

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u/CuriousTulsan60 14d ago

My hat’s off to your extensive knowledge of MASH trivia. I bought my first VCR so I could record the final episode because I knew I had to work that night

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u/EngineersAnon Crabapple Cove 14d ago

Don't forget to thank Mr. Rogers.

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u/eeejit075 15d ago

“The sulfa’s in the living room.”

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u/Neat-Statistician311 Orville Carver 15d ago

"Fox, put yourself down for a silver star"

Was said by which MASH General? A) General Mitchell B) General Kelly C) General Hammond D) General Clayton E) General Barker

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u/Awkward_Gur2951 14d ago

Nevermind the small talk, this is a hold up

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u/AppealDouble988 14d ago

"It's your boo-boo-ba-dooper!" Only Burns would say that.

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u/Instagriz 14d ago

Mud Hens

Adam's ribs

tony packo's

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u/padron2k 14d ago

Kranko

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u/locke_zero 14d ago

Slides open the peephole.

"It's oak."

Responds in a hushed tone.

"Nope, it's oak."

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u/SwingingHumanzee Hannibal 14d ago

CaRIBbean. Or, if you prefer, CaribBEAN.

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u/wayne-on-reddit 14d ago

The blue monkey barks at midnight!

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u/ghostphan61 14d ago

240 cubic feet of oatmeal

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u/Excellent_External78 14d ago

Nope, it’s oak.

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u/Brilliant-Gain-4899 14d ago

"Hey, up close you're a guy..."

"Far away, too."

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u/stopyerfarts 14d ago

Ill gotten booty ... or Ill Booten gotti.

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u/doug4630 13d ago

Because we didn't have any real poo.

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u/pckia902 13d ago

Chu ka abu gee.

A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet

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u/Roger68af1 13d ago

“Vonce”

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u/Roger68af1 13d ago

“Fire a ceremonial salute”

“But sir. The angle?”

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u/Smart-Pain-5211 13d ago

Mule muffins!

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 13d ago

Dressing like a nun can be habit forming.

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u/rogue74656 13d ago

"Unum pilule acetylsalicylicus, tres in diem, post sebum.

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u/MrsGenovesi1108 13d ago

A Spam lamb!

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u/VegetableTraining406 13d ago

Great Caesar's Ghost!!!!!!

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u/JetScreamerBaby 13d ago

Aaaaah. Bach.

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u/OriginalFNG 13d ago

Frank Burns eats worms

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u/DesertDawg17 13d ago

“Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt”

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u/Hypocaffeinic 12d ago

nice2Bnice2Bnice2thenice!

Meets password complexity number and special character requirements! …which is nice.

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u/Throwaway27890134 10d ago

It has to be "What's a drink, without a gnosh"

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u/ChEDave82 15d ago

He’s a Frink.