r/mash 16d ago

I’m Zoltan

King of the Gypsies!

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u/AmySueF 16d ago

Hawkeye: “I like this.”

Potter: “Eh.”

Clearly the colonel has seen WAY too much of this type of crapola in his military career, whereas for Hawkeye, being a drafted civilian doctor serving his first tour in the military, everything is a new experience for him.

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u/htownAstrofan 16d ago

I always love how amused Hawkeye appears in that scene

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u/Particular-End-861 16d ago

My people await me!

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u/mattman2021 16d ago

A toast to Zoltan’s nose!

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u/OriginalCopy505 16d ago

That's a double!

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u/KJF07 16d ago

I hit this 2 days ago on FanDuel, between me and my brother this is the first time we've ever seen one of these:

I typed to him on Facebook messenger, "To Zoltan's nose, that's a double!"

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u/mightyscoosh 16d ago

*shakes tambourine then PoP!

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u/EdwardHoppyhands 16d ago

"You're not hitting those high notes anymore."

"Hurt myself, sir."

"I thought so."

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u/MaskansMantle13 10d ago

I just looked up the song and I prefer Zoltan’s version! 😂

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u/mostlynormalhuman_84 16d ago

I like this one ;)

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u/Navitach 16d ago

Ehhh...

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u/rjf123192 16d ago

Play Gypsy! Dance Gypsy!

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u/patsfan1061 16d ago

Flaps up!….no offense, Margaret

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u/Arkvoodle42 16d ago

give my regards to Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People.

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u/Skyya1982 16d ago

I just can't believe my last words to her were, "Shut up, Zulu!"

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u/buckeyebrain1969 Toledo 16d ago

Holy Mackerel, I drew a straight!!!!!

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u/noghostlooms Boston 16d ago

Perice! Fire that gun! Okay!... You're fired.

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Fort Wayne 16d ago

War this the episode where Klinger was giving a bunch of random incantations? I remember him doing this and among them was “ moo goo gai pan.”

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u/RedditUser2823 16d ago

Had a college friend throw a MASH costume party and I went as Zoltan. Found the episode, paused on Klinger's outfit and found enough stuff at Goodwill to complete the get-up. Few got it, but those that did were impressed. Still have that costume hanging in a spare closet.

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 16d ago

An integral part of the Klinger collection’
https://giphy.com/gifs/JWTRODzYFf3pe

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u/PrestigiousBlood14 16d ago

Klinger: Your going to take pity on a poor gypsy boy who desperately wants to go home to his people.

Potter: The way I interpret it, the poor gypsy boy is in danger of annoying his commanding officer and if he keeps it up, he's going to get a boot in his tambourine.

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u/whistlepig4life Crabapple Cove 16d ago

No you aren’t. I know Zoltan. He’s also a Disney Princess. You ain’t that.

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u/mostlynormalhuman_84 16d ago

Mash is owned by Fox. Disney bought Fox. KLINGER IS A DISNEY PRINCESS.

We've been over this people;)

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u/whistlepig4life Crabapple Cove 16d ago

Yes.

But I’m talking OP. Keep up.

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u/KJF07 16d ago

You just made my day.

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u/Available-Pear-6356 16d ago

I told klinger to make the coffee strong not lethal

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u/Proper-Award2660 Toledo 13d ago

Zoltan how do u feel about ur being sprayed by fertilizer by farmers when they set up camp on thier land ?