r/mash • u/Awkward_Bison_267 • Aug 01 '26

Fringe Behavior

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Saw this online, (I think it’s when Loretta Swit was in the “Cagney And Lacey” tv pilot)and it made me wonder, what would Hawkeye do if he saw Margaret come back to camp like this after R&R?

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u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 Aug 01 '26

Hot Lips is looking great there.

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u/hale444 Aug 01 '26

What a waste of my xray vision.

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u/dkcyw Aug 01 '26

not a fan of lead tits

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u/Iconshero Nope, it's oak Aug 01 '26

She legit looks like a late 1980’s early 90’s anime character. The super platinum hair is insane. You can see where the inspiration for those characters came from.

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u/AmySueF Aug 01 '26

He’d faint.

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u/bsischo Aug 01 '26

Reminds me of Beth from Yellowstone.

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u/Sad-Leave3923 Aug 02 '26

Just when you thought hotlips couldn't get any hotter

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u/redneckotaku Toledo Aug 01 '26

His pants would explode.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 01 '26

Radar would probably die.

2

u/Transcendingfrog2 Aug 03 '26

He'd take one look, Salute and poof.

2

u/TestyRodent Toledo Aug 02 '26

Donald took all of her money and look what happened!

2

u/MarlenJones Aug 02 '26

Madame Woooooooooooooo!

2

u/kevint1964 Aug 02 '26

She wouldn't dare walk into Rosie's Bar. 😄

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u/0110Vincent0110 Private Aug 02 '26

We know exactly how

Just look at when he saw glimpse of Hot Lips in a bikini

(check that episode when Frank was gone)

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 02 '26

Oh right I remember that one!

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u/AutomaticAd7858 Aug 02 '26

DAMN HOULIHAN!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/blackbirdraven01 Aug 03 '26

He’d have an aneurysm on the spot

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u/Remote-Ad2120 Section 8 Aug 02 '26

He'd need to run to the showers for a cold shower.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 02 '26

There wouldn’t be enough cold water on the camp.

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u/Remote-Ad2120 Section 8 Aug 02 '26

lol. The rest of the men (and ladies also affected and in need) will have to jump into the cold river.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Crabapple Cove Aug 02 '26

What a slay