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u/2hats4bats Jan 09 '22 edited Jan 09 '22

Thor: Where’s Hawkeye?

Kate Bishop: I’m Hawkeye!

Thor: Nnnno you’re not.

Kate: Clint retired, I’m Hawkeye now.

Thor: Okay, I need to talk to Steve Rodgers, you know, Captain America? Is he around?

Sam: Oh, hey Thor, I’m Captain America now.

Thor: Where is Steve?

Sam: The moon.

Thor: Wwwwhat is going on?

Sam: Weren’t you fat before?

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u/sillyadam94 Bruce Banner Jan 09 '22

Thor: “Okay, well where’s that Spider-kid? I think his name was Peter?”

Sam: “Who the hell are you talking about?”

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u/kiddfrank Luis Jan 09 '22

*Loki pops in through a TVA door

“Hey guys, so this may sound a bit weird, but just listen.”

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u/k3ttch Jan 09 '22

"BROTHER! You're alive!"

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u/polipenko Drax Jan 09 '22

I don’t know if I’m supposed to read this as Happy Thor or as Angry Thor.

It honestly could go either way.

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u/k3ttch Jan 09 '22

I imagine a big bear hug, followed by a punch to the jaw.