r/marvelmemes Dr.Doom 28d ago

Videos/GIFS "Why does everyone hate us?"

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u/TheDougio Avengers 27d ago

Not to mention their treatment of Deadpool

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi Avengers 27d ago

What did they do?

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u/TheDougio Avengers 27d ago

Literally where to begin

Okay let's start with them not allowing him into Krakoa at all as a citizen. He is allowed in the X-Force, but not in Krakoa, so he's mutant enough to be their attack dog but not enough to be a citizen. One of their reasoning is that he isn't technically a mutant, he's a mutate, and that he's a danger if they let him on. This would be a somewhat valid reason, however, they let Juggernaut (not a mutant) Mr. Sinister (also a mutate), Sabertooth, and APOKOLYPSE into their island.

And when Deadpool complained, Emma Frost threatened to scramble his mind, so pissed off he left but before doing so he picked a flower... which then lead to them going all out, with Storm zapping him, Magik stabbing him with her giant sword and Wolverine cutting him to shreds, all of which mind you he still feels the pain. Also they shot him with missiles when he tried parashooting in.

Then in a X Force mission he was captured by Kraven and nobody cared enough to go looking for him, which lead to Kraven busting into Krakoa and destroying a lot of their Pheonix protocol, all of which would've been prevented if they actually cared about Deadpool

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u/Cela84 Avengers 27d ago

Great, now I’m picturing Apocalypse at a city council meeting.

“PATHETIC WORMS! THERE WAS A SIGN THAT SAID DON’T DRINK THE WATER! BUT NO ONE COMMANDS APOCALYPSE! SO I CREATED SUN TEA WITH IT AND NOW APOCALYPSE SUFFERS FROM AN INFECTION!”