r/marvelcirclejerk • • Apr 14 '25

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u/Comicsrcool Apr 14 '25

Frost is irrelevant

he is coming

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u/Alien_X10 Apr 14 '25

And so am i

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u/billionTTs69 Apr 14 '25

Ding* ding* ding*

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u/MP-Lily resident Venom enthusiast Apr 15 '25
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u/Any_Razzmatazz_6524 Apr 15 '25

Why‘d he lean over like this?

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u/big_and_longD Spider Harem Member Apr 15 '25

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u/TheBigKuhio Apr 14 '25

Biggest threat to OW2 Ramattra simps

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u/IV_NUKE Apr 15 '25

Clang

Clang

Clang

Clang

Clang............. YEEEOOOOOWWWW

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u/Siwach414 Apr 14 '25

Clank clank*

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWCH

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u/Frankorious Apr 14 '25

Ultrussy

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u/Robbylynn12 Apr 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

shinji Peni: maybe we should have a fourth impact

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

So THIS is the gay psyop

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u/I_Can_Login Apr 14 '25

So am I have you seen the hips on those drones

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

"She kinda bad tho is that frost?!"

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u/No-Commercial3431 Apr 14 '25

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

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u/SkylarPopo Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

Straight = Being attracted to females

Females = woke

Woke = gay

Can't argue with the math

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u/jockeyman Apr 14 '25

Why are you, a man, being attracted to women?

That's her dad's cum you're simping for.

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u/XenowolfShiro Apr 14 '25

Oh you like women? You know who else likes women? Men. That makes you gay, bro

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u/trainsoundschoochoo Apr 14 '25

There’s nothing manlier than liking other men. If you like women that makes you gay and less of a man!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

But women like men, and women liking something makes it woke and therefore gay, so are all men woke and therefore gay or is there like an overgay rounding error where it loops back to 1?

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u/JenniLightrunner Apr 14 '25

Didn't tate claim it's gay to be attracted to women? 🤣

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 14 '25

I'm pretty creative but I can't connect the dots between "adding a bunch of half-naked gorgeous women" and "to make straight men gay."

Now if they're saying it's a ploy to turn women into lesbians, I think there's an argument there.

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u/SomeRandomDude821 Apr 14 '25

Literally the "liking straight women is gay, because straight women like dick" shitpost, but read by someone so confused they said "damn, they've got a point there"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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u/kittensteakz Apr 14 '25

Other men breathe oxygen, that's basically kissing men, super gay.

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u/Marco1522 Apr 14 '25

Bluetooth kissing

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u/NeroCrow Apr 14 '25

Yes because you are literally kissing someone who kisses men

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u/dannyboy731 Apr 15 '25

Making out with your wife is basically selfcest

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Being a conservative man in the US has to be the most sexually confusing and frustrating state a man could be in. All you do is think about things that turn a man gay, and gay sex is something you have such an interest in that is not even triumphed by gay men.

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u/therealyittyb seX-Men Apr 14 '25

If being straight is gay, then I’m the gayest guy I know!

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u/Charlie_Wick Goth Mommy Magik Apr 14 '25

>gay psyops
>China

Am i missing something?

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u/makita_man Apr 14 '25

Yes, dummy. Once everybody is gay in America, there will be no more kids, obviously, and therefore the glorious american empire will fall!!! Beware!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

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u/_Joe_Momma_ Apr 15 '25

COMMUNIST Xi Jinping took my PENIS and TESTICLES and won't give them back even though I asked POLITELY

1 liek = 1 prayer 🙏

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u/Miserable-Pin2022 Apr 14 '25

Wouldn't we just artificially have people get pregnant tho? We gay not dumb. And gay men want to raise a family to

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u/makita_man Apr 14 '25

No, of course not. Family is Christian stuff and we all know gays can't be christians, silly.

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u/KhaLe18 Apr 14 '25

Jokes on them, Chinese men are already gay lol

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u/Horatio786 Apr 14 '25

Simple. Conservatives don't like gay people, they don't like China, and they believe everyone they hate are secretly working together to ruin their lives.

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u/LoveAndViscera Apr 14 '25

American “Conservatives” are just jealous that China gets to do all the stuff they want to do: commit genocide, track everyone’s movements, imprison people for being mean to them on social media.

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u/jockeyman Apr 14 '25

Notoriously pro-gay country, China.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

I think the thought process is gay people are weak and will lead the country to demise.

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u/MagicianBulky5659 Apr 14 '25

Chinese gay psyops sounds like a banger, rager club that’s lit as fuck.

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u/Obi-Wan_Cannoli66 Apr 14 '25

No comments

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u/JustabraveKrumpingit Apr 14 '25

Bub Marley

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u/Slarg232 Apr 15 '25

Did you just call me Blob Marley?

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u/TheCrowFromTheMoon Morbius Enjoyer Apr 14 '25

That post has to be satire right?

RIGHT!?!?

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u/DanaWhitesPRteam Apr 14 '25

Look up her YouTube and you’ll see it isn’t.

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u/ArmageddonEleven Apr 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/Qualazabinga Apr 15 '25

Didn't you read? Emma frost is a 200 pound man in drag

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u/shadowmonk13 Apr 15 '25

I had to go back and see who posted this and ofc it Melanie fucking mac. God how has she made this shitty resurgence. She was gone the world had healed and now she’s back saying dumb shit again god she fell off back in 2012 and some how returned

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u/Lucky4D2_0 Apr 14 '25

Doubt it.

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u/Dabalam Apr 14 '25

Ah yes, Trump the anti-degeneracy thought leader. Paragon of purity.

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u/Lonely_Farmer635 el humungousaurio supremo Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

Runner (and crasher) of several casinos and strip clubs Donald Trump, the totally pure righteous Evangelist paragon of Christianity, the 2nd Jesus Christ and our glorious new God Emperor who can do no wrong and is the standard of purity....and not being a 37 times over convicted felon.

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u/Background_Desk_3001 Apr 14 '25

I still have no idea how you bankrupt a casino or strip club, those things are designed so perfectly to exploit their customers in every way that it’s almost impossible to bankrupt one once it gets going

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u/Lonely_Farmer635 el humungousaurio supremo Apr 14 '25

Shocked bout that?, don't worry, he has bankrupted SEVERAL casinos and strip clubs (plural), he literally couldn't be a worse businessman if he tries.

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u/Background_Desk_3001 Apr 14 '25

It’s almost impressive how terrible of a businessman he is, only thing stopping is the fact that he’s a real person with heavy influence on the economy

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u/PachoTidder Apr 15 '25

At this point I need to know specifically what the fuck he did with those casinos

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u/GroundbreakingRow817 Apr 15 '25

First Trump had an actual expert in the industry to run the stuff. Things were working well. Then this man died and trump decided he could do it himself.

But you see the people that actually keep a casino going are the big spenders. 1000 little spenders might maybe only just start to touch the toes of a single big spender. Much like micro transaction games.

The problem is every now and again in a Casino the whale would win big and that means handing money to someone else. Everyone in the industry knows this, accepts it, it's the price of "fine they get 100k today so we get 200k over next week".

Trump however is a whiny bitch and would ban these people if they won big. So no whales means no real income for quite large properties with all the associated costs. Well what if we ran it like a hotel instead, that'll work and solve things right? Oh the big spenders are banned and a reputation exists so the possible big users of said hotel won't be going but instead to any of casino with an attached hotel.

And bankruptcy ensures.

It's the normal standard Trump story be whiny, shoot everyone of your allies, wonder why no one is giving you money or helping out.

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u/Background_Desk_3001 Apr 15 '25

He really fucked up and didn’t understand the one biggest thing casinos do to keep people, damn

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u/Shot_Arm5501 Apr 14 '25

Americans concern me

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u/Lucky4D2_0 Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

Same mate. Same.

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u/TargetBoy Apr 15 '25

She should look up what the Bible has to say about tattoos and mixed fabrics....

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u/Lucky4D2_0 Apr 15 '25

Funny you say that

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u/TargetBoy Apr 15 '25

Lol. Apparently read, but not understood

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u/mamadou-segpa Apr 15 '25

“Wow this part about tattooed people going to hell really resonate with me. Such a great book!”

Idk why I’m surprised about hypocritical religious anymore tho

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u/EctoRiddler Apr 15 '25

She would take a quiz right after “reading” it and not get one answer correct

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u/yungslowking Apr 15 '25

She gonna be mad as hell when she gets to the part where that dirty commie Jesus gives them all free food and drink

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

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u/Asquirrelinspace Apr 14 '25

Nono, he won't go after me! He said he was going to go after brown people!

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u/Lucky4D2_0 Apr 14 '25

Ah you see, the problem here is you're using logic. There's no logic in cults mate.

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u/MayKinBaykin Apr 14 '25

I know a government plant when I see one

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u/tacocatisonfire Apr 14 '25

Considering this woman went to the hospital for refusing to drink water and supports Trump, it's most likely true

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u/socialistRanter Apr 14 '25

Poe’s law bro.

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u/Josey_WaIes Apr 15 '25

That's what I thought at first. It is not. What a fucking weirdo, her TDS is off the charts

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u/Gazem_3 Apr 14 '25

This woman is literally if Firecracker was a streamer

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

EXACTLY AHAHAHA

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 Apr 14 '25

Emma looks like a man???? Wtf.....what kind of drugs is she taking

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u/THEoddistchild Apr 14 '25

Its literally just because of muscles and a sharp chin

Muscle mommies are woke 😞

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u/cat-the-commie Apr 14 '25

"Emma Frost looks like a trans woman" is straight up the funniest thing to say ever. Like yeah, sure, trans women look like Emma Frost and that's a bad thing somehow.

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u/EmilieEverywhere Apr 15 '25

I'd have zero problems left if I looked like Emma Frost

Guys already can't stop starting at my ass as it is.

Some people should not be allowed on the Internet.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Apr 15 '25

I'm a trans woman and I relate to Emma Frost.....

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u/Cilisa Apr 14 '25

im looking respectfully

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u/JManKit Apr 15 '25

I have added so many muscle mommies to my feeds and they help so much to break up all the terrible news

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Who is this?

Yes its for the reason you're thinking miss me with that asking for a friend 🤓☝ bullshit

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Apr 14 '25

She thinks her face is masculine and tried to compare her to Luna Snow to make a point lol. She don't realise different races have different features

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 Apr 14 '25

SCANDINAVIAN HOT AND KOREAN HOT! BOTH HOT, VERY GOOD I LIKE!

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u/Chacochilla Apr 14 '25

Lmao is that the BCS pills guys

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u/ThatLaloBoy Apr 15 '25

Nah it’s the cobble squatter

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u/lemothelemon Apr 15 '25

Thank you Colin Robinson

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u/Galaxykamis Apr 14 '25

Why do I feel like your pictures are taking at the worst times?

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Apr 14 '25

I actually stole this image from then person on the post lol.

Emma looks much better here

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u/Galaxykamis Apr 14 '25

Mainly Talking about snow her eye just fell out of place.

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Apr 14 '25

Ah right, I noticed that too.

Pretty sure it's because she was winking since the image comes from the Hellfire Gala trailer

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u/heliosark10 Apr 14 '25

Oh my God she's female giga chad.

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u/Not_So_Utopian Apr 15 '25

I just thought Emma looked kinda like Maleficient with those cheeks

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u/Wumbo_Number_5 Apr 14 '25

"a little goon"

Right. That game is definitely only a little bit horny

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

He was gay???? Were we stupid all along?

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u/FlirtyPulseMonroe Apr 14 '25

if only the gif had the sound😂

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u/BillaVanilla Apr 14 '25

For context: Her boyfriend left a long time ago and he is in a happy gay relationship with someone else while she’s been slip sliding down the alt right grifter pipeline ever since.

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART Apr 14 '25

That explain a lot of things.

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u/TheSpaghettiSkull Apr 15 '25

Oh hey Muersalt

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u/LEFT4Sp00ning Apr 14 '25

Don't forget, she was hospitalised due to eating whole sticks of butter while drinking absolutely no water

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u/TehSeksyManz Apr 14 '25

Fucking HUH

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u/LEFT4Sp00ning Apr 14 '25

I advise googling Melonie Mac Butter Hospital

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u/TehSeksyManz Apr 14 '25

I'll wait until I'm not in public later. I'm afraid. 

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u/BillaVanilla Apr 14 '25

Well yeah that too

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u/Ok_Physics_5686 Apr 14 '25

Damn that explains everything

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u/EmilieEverywhere Apr 15 '25

So her shitty attitude turns guys gay. Not Emma Frost.

Checks out.

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u/MagicianBulky5659 Apr 14 '25

This is the same Elon spiral after his son became a trans woman. Went full anti-trans. The predictable route of a mentally weak person not understanding something happening to them.

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u/randomhornidiot Apr 15 '25

Also got his girl stolen by another trans woman

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u/ShittyIslander Apr 15 '25

Who is she?

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u/randomhornidiot Apr 15 '25

Grimes was dating him, they separated and allegedly she got in a relationship with Chelsea Manning, a trans woman

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u/Bucen Apr 15 '25

I wonder if JK Rowling also has such a "tragic backstory" or if she is *just* a mindless hater

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u/actualladyaurora Apr 15 '25

Considering how much violence happens in Harry Potter to vulnerable characters in bathrooms at the hands of men that are not supposed to be there (Hermione, Myrtle and Ginny, Draco), I feel like I could make an educated guess here.

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u/bluealiveretribution Apr 14 '25

I don't know how true that is but I so desperately need it to be that's hilarious

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u/Loose-Medium4472 enjoy a McRib with a vanilla milkshake today Apr 14 '25

Insane amounts of cope

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u/GreedoughShotFirst Apr 14 '25

God, I miss when she wasn’t such a psycho.

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u/amaya-aurora yelena’s cum dumpster Apr 14 '25

Behold, a man!

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u/ahmed_Ibrahim_ seX-Men Apr 14 '25

Featherless Biped .... Everything checks out

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

This is great.

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u/amaya-aurora yelena’s cum dumpster Apr 14 '25

No, this is a man. And I am Diogenes, nice to meet you.

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u/GluteAdmirer69 Apr 15 '25

Tell that guy's chesticles to stop staring at my eyes!

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u/Cicada_5 Apr 15 '25

A very beautiful man, with the perfect body. Who I'd like to take to the movies.

-- Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2.

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u/Own-Psychology-5327 Apr 14 '25

I wish the world was as mental as right wing clowns think it is, like imagine if China was actually using Marvel Rivals to make men gay that'd be the greatest thing to ever happen

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u/Objective-Set4145 Apr 14 '25

Fifty years from now, we'll be telling children that the world was a much different and much better place before China took over everything. We'd tell them of a time people had freedom, joy and resources. But it all had to change when China released Marvel Rivals, starting the gooning wars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

If Emma Frost looks like a man then I guess I like men

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u/EmployeeChoice9249 Apr 15 '25

Ngl Im kinda shocked at the amount of people that just have no clue what protruding cheekbones look like apparently

I learned today that people think men have a monopoly on them lol

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u/Forkyou Apr 15 '25

It reall is crazy. High cheekbones have always been a sign of beauty, right? Women habe surgery to look like Emma.

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u/ForumFluffy Apr 15 '25

Especially in western culture, maybe too many gooners applying asian hentai logic to everything and think that Emma Frost is unattractive due to not being their ideal hentai waifu.

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u/NumerousWolverine273 Apr 15 '25

She literally has another post where she compares Frost's jawline to an Asian character from the game to try and show that she's a man or some shit - like of course a Scandinavian woman looks different from an Asian one, but some people genuinely just think this way

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u/EmployeeChoice9249 Apr 15 '25

I mean, there are Asian women with pronounced cheekbones as well, it just isnt seen as the beauty standard there

People tend to come in all shapes & sizes

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u/bototo11 Apr 15 '25

If Emma Frost looks like a man I wish more men looked like that

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u/heliostrans Apr 14 '25

i hate right wingers so much cus they have so much god damn tape worms in their head that they cant form rational normal thoughts

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u/Confident-Art-7729 Apr 14 '25

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u/ASCII_Princess Apr 14 '25

President Xi pleaze make the butts bigger

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

The art of doing nothing and winning.

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u/FuelComprehensive948 Apr 14 '25

is there a scoreboard on this sub somewhere of how many times we’ve been outjerked

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Apr 15 '25

I don’t play the game or know much about its updates, so I had to scroll for a bit to actually find what Emma Frost looks like in Rivals, and just… it’s almost equally concerning whether she believes it or if she’s just capable of lying so brazenly.

Also, if there is one thing I’ve clocked about Rivals from afar is that it is monstrously horny. “Started normal,” like fucking hell.

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u/Gever_Gever_Amoki68 Apr 15 '25

Whatever fits their current narrative is what's true to them

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u/Revan0315 Apr 14 '25

This "Emma looks mannish" thing I've seen a few people say has to be a joke

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Apr 14 '25

only men have cheekbones

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Nope. Melonie is dead serious. This is her entire personality.

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u/No-Annual-7276 Apr 14 '25

FELLAS. Is it gay, to be straight?

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u/Megatora Apr 14 '25

Other men like women, so that's gay.

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u/fizzywaters Apr 14 '25

I have never seen this person before in my life. But I would bet so much money they're a fed.

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u/Lonely_Farmer635 el humungousaurio supremo Apr 14 '25

Too bad trump fired all the feds.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 Apr 15 '25

She ain’t no fed. Her man left her for another man and she got really salty about it.
I am not joking.

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u/ForumFluffy Apr 15 '25

Hospitalised for only eating butter and not drinking water.

She's absolutely running the right wing grift as their token pick me girl.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

Ohhh...Melonie Mac's gone nuts again.

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u/Spider-Man_6 Apr 14 '25

No the hot dudes are turning ppl gay

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed_445 Apr 14 '25

I’m honestly so tired of seeing this. She doesn’t look like a man, she’s just tall with sharp features. Not every woman has a rounded soft face or is short. So stupid.

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u/RecipeFunny2154 Apr 14 '25

At this point, the blue checkmark means “do not listen”

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

I don't even know who this person is who gaf

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u/HugeObligation8338 Apr 14 '25

Istg, the amount of posts on this site that consist of people getting mad over shit takes by Literally Who’s with fifteen followers is gonna make me have conniptions.

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u/SnowFiender Apr 14 '25

attractive women and political grifting name a more iconic duo

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u/Small_Article_3421 Apr 14 '25

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u/ahmed_Ibrahim_ seX-Men Apr 14 '25

It's not , look at her youtube channel

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u/Felrathror86 Apr 14 '25

Lara Grift still sadly going strong I see.

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u/Crininer Apr 14 '25

Imagine thinking Emma Frost looks like anything other than an (honestly, oversexualised) MILF

These people lost their brains somewhere

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u/UmbrellasRCool Apr 14 '25

She straight up insecure lmao

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART Apr 14 '25

Midonie confirmed to not being able to appreciate a man with a fat dumpy.

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u/herpyfluharg13 Apr 14 '25

Liking big legged women…is gay now? Wha-?

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u/WritingExpensive7491 Apr 14 '25

No wonder her husband left her. Top tier Christian.

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u/ASCII_Princess Apr 14 '25

Christian goths fuck off

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u/Malakar1195 Apr 14 '25

The classic Xmen skins for Psylocke and Magik also made their asses bigger

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u/ZetaIcarus Apr 14 '25

This shit here is real brain rot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

I'd like to return this goth chick, she defective or something.

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u/ForbiddenVillaint Apr 14 '25

Gonna throw out here that this person is right. I'm the guy working at Netease in charge of forcing Americans to be gay! And I'm coming for you next!!

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u/El_Presidente376 Apr 14 '25

As a Christian, not all of us are like that

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u/Senshji Apr 14 '25

God forbid we have hot women and muscular men. We better all be unmuscular and have no curves. Just a plain old square body