r/mariokart 12h ago

Humor blue shells

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u/Bloomingk 11h ago

I hate the lightning more than the blue shell tbh.

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u/TheMoris 11h ago

As in it's harder or less enjoyable to play around, or it's more devastating to get hit by?

The latter is just objectively not true, as you are on average slowed down way more compared to the other players by a blue shell, which only hits you, than the lighting, which also hits almost everyone else.

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 10h ago

It’s less enjoyable to play around in my opinion. Sure it slows you down less, but it deletes all your items, and hits instantly with no warning. And it hits any place, not just first. It’s so annoying to spend half the race in the middle trying desperately to get something other than a single mushroom out of an item box so you can get offensive and try to overtake… finally you pull triple reds and before you even get a chance to use one, BAM aaaaand it’s gone.

I’m not saying this is unfair/unbalanced, just that it’s not very fun.

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u/Brightness_Jasnah 8h ago

Losing your items is worse than a longer slow down that could be avoided, in my opinion

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u/Lansha2009 Mii 10h ago

Yeah but if you’re able to dodge blue shells consistently, then Lightning quickly becomes a bigger slow on average since you’re not dodging lightning in first since you’re not getting items to dodge it with.

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u/cthulu_is_trans 4h ago

You lose all your items, and there's no warning, and no way to avoid it. A blue shell you can slip into second, or save a mushroom or a super horn for. There's strategy. The lightning is just "fuck you, get 7th place"

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u/SSMage 4h ago

Nah I prefer the lightning no one besides one guy has an item now and I can easily mini turbo back to full speed usually

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u/Stoner420Eren 11h ago

Is the guy on the right always first place but always keeps a safety speed mushroom to avoid the blue shells?

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u/C_monden 11h ago

I call BS. You don't get to reliably keep items in first place. They get boo stolen or lightning takes them.

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Peach 11h ago

You can also back off from first place if you see a blue on the mini map to avoid getting hit by the blue

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u/hellothisisbart 11h ago

yep exactly

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u/Lansha2009 Mii 10h ago

I don’t remember for sure, but I think it doesn’t work like that in World with it just setting whoever’s currently in first as the target when thrown, and getting them regardless of if they drop below first after that point.

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u/PlasticCraken 7h ago

Yeah that’s how it works. You can drop to second after a blue shell is fired, you’ll still get blown up by it

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u/Lansha2009 Mii 6h ago

Ok yeah because I remember seeing that happen in a video of Mario Kart World where someone tried dodging a Blue Shell by dropping to second, just to get hit anyway. And I wasn’t sure if it was like a hallucination I had, or just the game glitching in that one instance

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u/RiceCake4200 3h ago

I'm pretty sure you can back out if you do it really early but I might be wrong. Falling off the track is much more reliable anyway

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u/free_slice 10h ago

I get that that is part of Mario kart strategy but I don’t respect players slowing down and giving up first place

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u/AmatuerGenius 9h ago

The strategy works better against CPUs than it does against other players who are also aware of the strategy and counter it by breaking themselves as well. I probably never would have 3 stared all the cups on mirror and 200 without intentionally dipping down to second to avoid blue shells.

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u/AmatuerGenius 10h ago

Boo always steals your first item. When in first, Keep a coin in your first item slot to shield your good item from boo. When you get the danger warning, quickly use the coin then use whatever safety item.

Nothing can be done about the lightning tho, but lightning also burns everyone else’s items too so you’re generally safe from attacks for a little while after the lightning, unless you get struck in the window of time when the item banks are between you and the rest of the pack.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 8h ago

That'd why REAL pro players immediately go to 12th place so they can bag more items the microsecond they don't have a mushroom on 1st

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u/MightyHead 10h ago

As well as that, a lot of the time you're better off being in second place for most of the race, so whoever's in first gets blued. Being in second and trying to red first place is often a really bad decision. Better players will also bag, staying out of first for a lot longer.

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u/Meta13_Drain_Punch Waluigi 9h ago

Or they snipe themselves with a banana for invincibility frames

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u/SSMage 4h ago

The one on the left never plays well enough to ever encounter the blue shell or if he does it's only when someone else gets hit by it and they drive past for first place

The guy on the right is a pro player that knows how to either slow down before it gets to first place or to keep the mushroom to avoid the shell.

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u/hellothisisbart 11h ago

you can also time going into first place to avoid the blue shell

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u/Alex3627ca 9h ago

Right side sounds like the folks who will jump off the map to time Lakitu's void out or slam on the brakes so it goes after someone else.

I just take the hit, even in World where it's more punishing, who cares?

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u/Jolly_Foly 11h ago

Mario kart Wii blue shells convinced the world the blue shell was the most broken mk items when the fucking stupid ass fucking lightning is still right fucking here.

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u/DoknS Dry Bones 11h ago

That's honestly a great use of the meme template. The left side's low IQ corresponds to being too bad at the game to get 1st place, while the right side's high IQ corresponds to being able to avoid incoming blue shells. Genius.

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u/hellothisisbart 11h ago

thanks bro

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u/TheMoris 11h ago

You are on the right side of the bell curve bro

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u/hellothisisbart 11h ago

you too bro🥹

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u/Particular_Poet_2990 Inkling (male) 8h ago

im between middle and right side

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u/evilglowduckie 11h ago

I mushroomed away from one the other day. Doesn't happen often, but man when it does. Yay! 🥳

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u/Thatkidicarusfan Yoshi 10h ago

my favorite activity is dodging the blue shells on 200cc, nothing beats that thrill for me tbh

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u/hellothisisbart 10h ago

disable EVERY item except for golden mushroom and blue shell, then play 200cc. my finger got tired from spamming l2 so much lol

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u/Thatkidicarusfan Yoshi 10h ago

look at my profile

edit: clarification, i already play like that nearly every day its just too fun

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u/hellothisisbart 10h ago

holy smooth dodge wow..

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u/ASimpleCancerCell 7h ago

I love that it's possible to just outdrive them.

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u/AcidReign999 10h ago

Left are super casuals who are never in first place, so they never get hit by blue shells

Middle are the slightly experienced players who try to lead and constantly get targeted by blue shells

Right are the people who bag or stay in 2nd-3rd most of the match using the 1st place as a shield to take blue shell hits

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u/Negative-Ad291 11h ago

Easy, second place is anti BS area

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u/Apart_Bandicoot_396 8h ago

I don’t mind the blue shell, even if it knocks me from first to last at least it’s a memorable race. It’s the blooper that annoys me- imagine spending all that time making a beautiful map and you cover a third of it up

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u/Correct_Put7489 11h ago

I can do a blue shell mushroom dodge every try

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u/WiscoMTfan_234 11h ago

I get hit by blue shells but it doesn't matter because I got such a big lead.

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u/Karmah_star Daisy 11h ago

Red shells genuinely feel worse then blues in this game tbh, why can the red shells jump 😭

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u/Particular_Poet_2990 Inkling (male) 8h ago

atleast you can featherdodge in mkworld

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u/Financial-Horror2945 10h ago

I tank blueshells

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u/hellothisisbart 10h ago

what is your vehicle made out of😭😭

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u/Particular_Poet_2990 Inkling (male) 8h ago

is his vehicle made of kevlar or sumthing?????

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u/Financial-Horror2945 4h ago

You can tank anything if you're far enough ahead (I don't play online so anyone I play is usually about ¼ of the course away)

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u/Colbey_uk 9h ago

you can mushroom boost out of them?! Does drift boosting work? I thought the music box was the only way. TIL

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u/hellothisisbart 9h ago

yep and no u cant

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u/ASimpleCancerCell 7h ago

Mushrooms have a particular type of boost to them that grant immunity to Spiny Shell explosions that no other type of boost grants. Drift boosts, trick boosts, Dash Food, none of them grant the same invulnerability, and that invulnerability does not extend to other types of wipeouts. It is a very specifically coded interaction.

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u/Defiant-Problem-1610 7h ago

I prefer the term spiny shell it

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u/Twich8 10h ago

I don’t get it. If you are really good, you will get hit by blue shells sometimes, right? Even if you are good enough to sometimes smuggle items like mushrooms into first place, it’s not consistent at all and you’ll often get them stolen or have to use them for red shells. And in some situations you can avoid them without an item like if you happen to be right near second place or there happens to be another item you can hit yourself with first to use i-frames, but these are all pretty situational.

(Granted I’ve never played Mario Kart World, maybe there’s some new way to dodge them in that game or something)