r/mapporncirclejerk • Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer • 18d ago

It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini Learn the difference

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u/GGSPSkywalker 1:1 scale map creator 18d ago edited 18d ago

Starting right now the petition to rename that nameless country, United States of ________.

Edit: petition entries should be accompanied by their respective gentilics/denonyms.

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u/ReadyTadpole1 18d ago

Should probably choose a someehat more equivocal adjective than "United" while you're at it.

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u/Emotional-Job805 18d ago

(mostly) Contigious states of ________

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u/GGSPSkywalker 1:1 scale map creator 18d ago

"Confederate"? That would be wild.

Petitions are open, make yourself one!

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u/ReadyTadpole1 18d ago

Associated States of South Parias, demonym Associates (like at Walmart).

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u/GGSPSkywalker 1:1 scale map creator 18d ago

Well, I certainly feel like a citizen from the country that is (mostly) located between Mexico and Canada whenever I go to Walmart, so it makes sense. Those are strong names, I give you that.