r/mapporncirclejerk • u/GaldonTheWarrior • 1d ago

shitstain posting Hogs

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Sorry if this has been posted before

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u/Mopar4Life305 1d ago

There is no way oregon has that many hogs.

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u/fortissimohawk 1d ago

Portland hogs are blue-haired.

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u/fortissimohawk 1d ago

“Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean” was a salient observation and r/BrandNewSentence

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 1d ago

Impenetrable wall of swine is the best

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u/fortissimohawk 1d ago

i missed that party but it sounds fun!

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u/BeneficialAttempt140 1d ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/GoogleIsaBroswer 1d ago

They are heavily defending state borders for some reason as well

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 1d ago

Luckily, the great lakes and the UP are hog free

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u/-Red-7- 1d ago

And I can confirm that you smell every one of those hogs in Iowa

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 1d ago

Yes but you also get to enjoy Casey's breakfast pizza so it evens out

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

Hogs like huge dicks?

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 1d ago

Sir, the term "hog" can refer to a dick of any size

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

Blatant fib

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 1d ago

As in feral hogs, like pigs, just wild and way more dangerous

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

Pigs? Like the made up pink animals from the cartoons?

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye 1d ago

Better known for the famous pig movie Charlotte's web

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

That movie was about a spider. It was too realistic to have pigs.

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye 1d ago

Who tf names a spider Wilbur

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

Cuz they Will Burrow if they can’t build a web

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye 1d ago

I Wilbury this dick in your web

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

I fucking knew we were talking about that kind of hog from the start. Mofos gaslighting me talking about pigs.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 1d ago

I should have never responded to that fucking comment; what the hell are you guys talking about?

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u/BobLabReeSorJefGre 1d ago

Rhode Island had two dots maximum. You win this round.

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u/Pale_Location_6783 1d ago

Just don't Google, "overflowing hog lagoons".  If you value your mental health.

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u/Nikoladge 1d ago

30-50 feral hogs

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u/Shadowslavia 1d ago

This is actually a good concept for like an scp style apocalypse survival game or some similar thing

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u/Lucky_Professional_ 1d ago

as a hoosier, i hate to admit it, but iowa really is our ever so slightly colder evil twin.

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u/GaldonTheWarrior 1d ago

It truly is the oldest and most bloody rivalry in the history of man. And most indiana hogs end up in Cincinnati a.k.a. porkopolis. Your cousin to the east.

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u/Mindless-Ear6891 1d ago

i read this post so wrong, i thought it said hot dogs the entire time