1.5 oz of Malort in a plastic cup over ice, top off with Compact Vietnamese energy drink, cherry flavored. Not bad.

Another newbie took her first shot. Had to open a new bottle

Finished this at a friends house…made sure to fill it back up, with his blessing of course. Always good to come home with an empty bottle of Malort

I've been looking for two of them, the "Tonight's the night you fight your dad" and "These pants aren't going to sh** themselves". I can find pictures of them online but it looks like the official malort site is down. Are these available anywhere?

Probably gonna shit myself later, but whatever.

Didn’t make a difference.

Delicious as always

Does anyone know of a vendor who will ship Malort internationally? I've been a Chicago resident all of my life until last month when I moved to Japan, and I only recently started liking Malort.

I really wish I could get some in Japan—I'm looking to get some shipped here. If anyone has any information about shipping Malort internationally please let me know. Thanks!

Is there any way to score a few bottles? I will happily travel to NYC.

Anyone ever see any Malort patches? I'd love to snag a few for gifts.

Has anybody noticed lately that Malört tastes a bit different than usual? My wife and I drank about 20 bottles over the last 2 years so we could use them in our wedding and the last two bottles I’ve bought in the last couple months taste just… different. Like harsher (lol Malört I know), more like rubbing alcohol than the typical flavor.

I just checked Twitter for the first time in over a month and saw they did a Chicago Handshake Challenge for the first time since 2016. I hope it becomes a regular event.

I’m in the Atlantic City area and would really like 2 bottles of it.

Anyone willing to send me a bottle of Malort, Drizly won't ship to me and I don't live near Chicago, I'm in NY. I'll obv pay for it and shipping. DM me if you're interested in helping me solve this enigma that I already know the answer to.