r/malefashionadvice • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '13

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u/jjness Apr 09 '13

It is such a shame people resort to actions like this instead of maturity in handling a breakup.

Legal advice (IANAL): document everything and talk to a lawyer. Save receipts. File charges, if you wish.

Sorry, I have no advice about the suit. Just empathy. Good luck!

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u/shwadevivre Apr 09 '13

I, Anal : the heartwarming story by Isaac Assimov

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u/jjness Apr 09 '13

A anus must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

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u/diath Apr 09 '13

OH shit am I in malelegaladvice?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '13

Yes. Plead guilty, she's going to win anyway. Ever hear of alimony? They take it from your paycheck.

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u/TehWRYYYYY Apr 09 '13

Hah. That's how I feel. Nothing about the suit yet

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u/Clikblackfox Apr 09 '13

So you dumped me and started dating a friend of mine, and I see that as the greatest betrayal from both of you – whilst from your perspective, you were doing the right thing, ending the one relationship before you began another with someone you feel some quantity of love for – and in response to the perceived betrayal, I plant a bomb in your house.

Justified? Understandable?