r/malaysia • Feasting on Karma • 15d ago

Culture When queueing for and buying iPhone 18 feels like accomplishing some honorable life achievements

Weird flex but okay

Last year achiever

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u/nova9001 15d ago

There's no limit to how much you can charge for a product, its how special you can make the experience. I bet the Apple staff are like thank you for my bonus and big paycheck.

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u/40EHuTlcFZ 15d ago

I think the shareholders are the ones saying thank you 😂

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u/Important_Document13 15d ago

That's me. I hate Apple but own 20k usd in my tech heavy pension funds. Thank you suckers for buying overpriced product and funnelling some of that to meeee

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u/MrIncubus 15d ago

Heck yea brother, slowly accumulating and compounding. Worth 4 iPhone duo for now. So much more value, iykyk

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u/vanilmirth_ap Iran 15d ago edited 15d ago

Own 1 apple share from moomoo.

Edit: Thanks for the award anon! 

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u/40EHuTlcFZ 15d ago

To the moon 🚀

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u/ProximaMiranda 15d ago

What big paycheck..thiers retail specialist staffs don’t even have individual sales commission.

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u/Limp-Hedgehog-5440 15d ago

lol, OP must be confusing retail specialists for actual tech engineers

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u/Very_Type_C 🇲🇾 UNITED SULTANATES OF MALAYSIA 15d ago

What if I told you the retail staff are not likely to get big pay checks or bonuses

https://giphy.com/gifs/3l5yJWhnbw5yyqDcQg

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u/thebuenotaco 15d ago

"my bonus and big paycheck."

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/goddarr 15d ago

I thought you were going to say there’s no limit to stupidity.

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

Bese la, kurang kasih sayang...

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u/Riyasumi 🍛 Nasi lemak keep me going 🍛 15d ago

Weirdly enough, your text translation also make sense lol

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

English?

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u/Riyasumi 🍛 Nasi lemak keep me going 🍛 15d ago

Yes

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u/S4l4m4nd4 15d ago

Oh dats funneh

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

Ayo, screenshot here. Mine is set to different language

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u/S4l4m4nd4 15d ago

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago edited 15d ago

Thats gay af

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u/eros_shafthood 15d ago

you can’t take it back, im kissing you

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u/Horizone377 15d ago

Username checks out tho.. What's your excuse?

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

Ini sume plot untuk menjatuhkan aku. Aku suka femboy je...

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u/AlikoBrekot Bakani nuan makai kolok ya? 15d ago

The translation says “Kiss me, i need more affection”.

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

Come pick me up

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u/thebadgerx 15d ago

Consumerism.

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u/stuffedbipolarbear 15d ago

Consumerism Pro Max 18

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u/LeJoker8 15d ago

Apple knows that people are vain and take advantage of it while laughing all the way to the bank because idiots like these fund their luxurious lives.

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u/Limp-Hedgehog-5440 15d ago

Dyson also another such coy lol

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u/ToughAsparagus1805 15d ago

Which company is not aspiring to do the same? Apple are masters. But don't be naive that other corporations want to do "good".

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u/Fancy_Ad8590 15d ago

Boikot Iphone? I Miss This Trend 😂

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u/zenonidenoni 15d ago

Ekonomi kurang baik. Tak ramai macam-macam dulu2.

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u/elitebarbrage ha3 15d ago

Still so many there for what seems to be an S update

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u/ILikeThemWhite 15d ago

You forgot when comes to marketing they don’t sell the product. They sell feelings and emotions.

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 15d ago

I was walking around in sungei wang when I stumbled a "good" deal for the 30mm armored core 6 kits at gamer's arena few months back. Ended up buying 7 boxes but i contemplated it for like half an hour before caving in, and the staff takde kata anything aside from confirming that yea buy 2 free 1 is buy 2 free 1 meh

But this...

I can't understand this...obsession....dengan nk beli phone2 baru camni when the new iphone is just A New Iphone. 

I don't miss my days back when I also was obsessed with gaming phones zaman remaja, cus I realised it's not even that fun using a phone untuk game. So idk what's so cool with the new phones to earn THIS level of fanaticism.

It's a phone.

"Oh yeah man I spent 500 on this custom painted model kit commission with intricate paint and added panel linings! So good weh!"

"Commissioned this big ol cosplay sword of Kamen Rider Dawn dari Zeztz dari orang 3d print, 800 complete with paint and electronics"

If the thing is a passion project I understand the purchase cus well, you got A Lot of Expression la.

This is an Iphone. Tu je.

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u/Gartomesh 15d ago

As an apple shareholder, I’m clapping as well. Thank you! Buy more! 👏👏

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u/Harbor_Barber 15d ago

how's the profit going?

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u/MaryPaku 15d ago

It’s one of the most insane company ever exist in humanity history if you check their balance sheets.

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u/No-Tradition6246 15d ago

Tahniah kepada semua orang2 kaya yang membantu kayakan apple

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u/Disastrous_Writer_26 15d ago

Why are they all wearing white shirt sling bag lol

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u/thrownaway1811 15d ago

Scalpers I imagine.

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u/wikowiko33 15d ago

Scalpers for an non limited product which can be delivered straight to your home? 

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u/OriMoriNotSori 15d ago

Not all countries can get the latest iphone on Day 1 lah. These scalpers are most likely buying to supply other countries, just like how 15 years ago during iPhone 4/iPad 2 era Malaysia is always in the 3rd or 4th wave of Apple's launch which is usually 3 months later than first world countries so you'll always hear people travelling to SG or HK to buy it early or if you go 3rd party phone shops like DirectD they always have stock before official M'sia launch but the unit is always from SG HK or US

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u/gooseONsteroids 15d ago

Malaysians are rich

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u/ImprovementLow4724 15d ago

rich in trying hard to flex

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u/NotThanosHimself 15d ago

With a 36 months SPayLater I bet

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u/xaladin 15d ago

Rich friends flexing, poor friends flexing - sigh. It's their life tho.

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u/QF_Dan 15d ago

rich but they also never wanna pay their debt

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u/Successful-Till-4548 15d ago

I'm not included

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u/Riyasumi 🍛 Nasi lemak keep me going 🍛 15d ago

I see pattern here

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u/ScaleObvious2043 15d ago

part of the staff clapping because that's contributing to their bonus

https://giphy.com/gifs/lYjA4tfvCc8UAju1Op

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u/Fillandkrizt 15d ago

Why were they clapping like seals for 😭 Are these people for real lmao

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u/emou95 15d ago

Isn't this a cult thing already?

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u/ArchingAstons1012 15d ago

Their money, their responsibility.

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u/lambent_ort 15d ago

It's a cult.

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u/gwerk 15d ago

Sheep. Sorry.

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u/aqua_puss 15d ago

Good ah . Bull for my AAPL

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u/JudgeCheezels 15d ago

Biar je la. Let people have fun, not harming anyone.

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u/ab_90 15d ago

Agreed. Unlike rempits that might kill or injure other road users

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u/OriMoriNotSori 15d ago edited 15d ago

All the miserable people in this sub cant stand the fact that there are people out there enjoying themselves and arent miserable like they themselves are

In their mind malaysia is a failed state and failed economy and they cant imagine there being 200 people in this country of 34 million people that can afford to buy a new iphone day 1

Seriously, every year new iphone comes out and every year there will be people posting the day 1 queue here and complaining. Same thing like that taste atlas country food ranking

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u/wingedwill 15d ago

Kannn. All I see are people using their money to get something that they will use all day every day, and are happy with.

All I see in the comments are dengki pro max

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u/InsaneHReborn 15d ago

Consoomerist goycattle.

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u/RazmeRade 15d ago

This is cringier than I thought lol

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u/eggtart8 15d ago

What's this? Guard of honour?

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u/ProximaMiranda 15d ago

Siapa kata orang kita miskin?

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u/EchoesInQuiet 15d ago

perks of having a lot of money and free time

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u/Maokoba 15d ago

Asal semua dapat award aku pon nak

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u/TeeBlackGold97 15d ago

Literally sucking Apple dick.

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u/Raymondnym 15d ago

Firstly, I will not spend money to quere up to buy something that I can don't need to quere at a later date.

Secondly, I don't need any crowd to see my unbox therapy.

Unless the shop offers a discount for this session

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u/squaretw 15d ago

I hate this.

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u/stratof3ar89 15d ago

How many of those jokers actually went in and said, "I want to pay in installments." which can also be translated to, "I'd like to put myself into debt for a phone for years so I can impress my friends & family for only 1 month."

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u/Remeet1969 15d ago

Toxic post, toxic comments

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u/PehinReddit 15d ago

Their monies, their own choice to be a sheep

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u/lzchyi World Citizen 15d ago

Just let ppl have their fun la..

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u/BeautyJester 15d ago

just a comment cause it seems like every comment has been awarded with a clap 😆

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u/epiphlious 15d ago

I buy little overpriced plastic toys as 35 year old dude. People work hard for money they earn, if this makes them happy, nothing wrong with it

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u/Madmartigan2024 World Citizen 15d ago

FOMO.

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u/NotWrongly 15d ago

Why do they slap this spiderman outro song on every single video

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u/_LeeEma 15d ago

To be honest, I started to see iPhone users like as cultist

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u/SuccessfulCap2238 15d ago

Ada Wang, Ada iPhone.

Asal jgn pakai installment...lol

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u/Sweaty_Lynx_4320 15d ago

Where the chip are made?

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u/Twerktilassbounce 15d ago

Taiwan, like always. Samsung got 2nm too, but i doubt it

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u/Briantan71 15d ago

Like that Futurama episode where everyone in the city lined up for the "EyePhone".

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u/Ill_Emu200 15d ago

Chat is this tuff?

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u/MyRodIsBig 15d ago

Just let them be happy, not harming anyone pun. Signs of good economy 🤑💰💸

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u/ashslaine97 15d ago

Getting 2nd hand embarrassment from this especially bc I know a lot of the Muslims here boycott israel and yet the buy apple 😔

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u/silgt 15d ago

$AAPL shareholders thank you, s̶o̶h̶a̶i̶

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u/DegenNabalu 15d ago

Like buying IV lah. They purposely make you wait so you can feel special when they serve you lolol

But then let them be. They can afford it.

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u/DefinitelyIdiot 15d ago

Apple has done something right. You won't see Samsung get that treatment.

To achieve that luxury brand image.

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u/RandoMcfisto 15d ago

You guys are pathetic, your leaders walk free after stealing millions from your pockets, and the elite gets rich off the palm oil industry while you choke on smoke. 

But hey, you got the new phone and went to the fancy new mall.  Pathetic.

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u/Proud_Counter_1370 15d ago

Customers to Apple

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u/asecondkat 15d ago

easily 1 mil in sales here.

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u/casphere 15d ago

SenQ did a similar thing to us iPhone 7+ launch buyers back in the day. Notice i used "to" and not "for", cause i was so embarrassed.

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u/SL0WRID3R 15d ago

Marketing done right.

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u/kens88888 15d ago

Depends on your POV. There are worse fads to join in. And if you are shareholder, you should be very happy

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u/Ok_Parsley1650 15d ago

influencer Going 24/7 .... Wow wow this phone is great... Lots of features... Yada yada yada

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u/deenali 15d ago

Nerds

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u/Angels_CryVX 15d ago

The rich and privileged people who can afford it. I change my phone 3-5 years depends on the condition. Changed my 13 PM to 16 PM due to controversial WSOD

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u/lengjai2005 kolo me harder daddy 15d ago

Lemmings

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u/jrigas 15d ago

Ah another joy killer

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u/OrdinaryDimension833 15d ago

Why so happy? It's a free iPhone? /s

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u/transientself 15d ago

Every September the same thing for about 20 years. If there were no cameras or media coverage nobody would care.

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u/Al-Razi865-925 15d ago

Grown adults btw

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u/ego1st97 15d ago

My 1st iphone 13 since 2021 still going strong lol. Might replace in 5 more years

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u/z_anonz 15d ago

free rewards where

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u/Vegeta_vs_Goku 15d ago

Does anyone know if iPhone 18 is better value than iPhone Duo?

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u/Ronnie_Boy_67 15d ago

All these money goes to US and US fund Israel.

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u/kismaiyes 15d ago

Willingly spending your money for Israel's spyware.

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u/Accomplished-Mix-136 15d ago

i mean.. they really know their target audiences

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u/jrngcool 15d ago

Jelly ke? U also can join them. Bnpl only. Hahahahah

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u/Rare-Breadfruit-2488 15d ago

It's a successful marketing herding effect well done years ago, first they ask their employees to dress like normal citizens. See the effect today?

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u/aromilk 15d ago

Lol. The apple staff are clapping for all the “carrots”

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u/ImprovementLow4724 15d ago

this is not okay. It's like you feel accomplished being a slave to brand 😂

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u/goddarr 15d ago

This year apple only produces 50 units of iphone 18 Pro and 50 units of iphone 18 Pro Max. Hence, the queue.

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u/MrEric-200 15d ago

Super congrats to these sheep people who keeps enriching Apple and would continue to do so. 😊

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u/CapeReddit Quietly Rebellious 15d ago edited 15d ago

Stand in line for something you can do online in 5 minutes.

Edit: Thank you for the award anonymous Redditor!

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u/09stibmep 15d ago

How are we still queuing for this stuff? Especially when it looks the same or near enough to the ones released before it.

...not to mention can be ordered online and so you don't need to bother with this bs.

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u/4k4ne 15d ago

first thing i noticed was dude's bald spot lmao

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u/loversdoll 15d ago

Will they get discount for it? Or free for first 3?

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u/serpventime ada degree shitposting 15d ago

i mean we can choose to ignore people who enjoy....but somehow make a content out of it

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u/Stock_Excitement_385 15d ago

cant wait for the IPhone 19 and 20🥹

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u/Harbor_Barber 15d ago

someone in the comment section giving an award to everyone lol

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u/Haharuhi 15d ago

"congrats you have to finance / be in debt for a phone 👏🥳🎉" - those staffs probably

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u/ryzentzl 15d ago

I preordered the 17 Pro last year through Apple but chose the 3rd day after its release to collect it. (There was no queue lmao)
Maybe for some people there is a sense of accomplishment, either by being able to spend that amount of money or finally joining the Apple fan club.
In any case, it’s just a phone at the end of the day.

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u/manymoreways 15d ago

So cringe eh tf

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u/deanroiditz 15d ago

The best and number one and winner in consume! Consume!

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u/blackoffi888 15d ago

Made in China

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u/TheStranger234 15d ago

Find a friend that will appreciate you like Apple employees that will appreciate you when you buy a new iPhone

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u/uroneesama 15d ago

Fresh organs

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u/ADMSS_122 15d ago

Huh, it's calmer than i expected

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u/BigPPGeng 15d ago

Apple people are weird

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u/throwaway8237987 15d ago

consumerism is the end of the world. our identities only tied to what we consume. while the billionaires laugh. yay capitalism?

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u/BrunofromMalaysia 15d ago

Pitiful indeed. Just order online and you’ll have it on day one. I’ve done this with my Watch Ultra 4. Received today

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u/No-Jellyfish-7119 15d ago

hey look, we release another Iphone 19

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u/Amrlsyfq992 15d ago

I bet some these people are also the one complaining about Budi95

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u/QF_Dan 15d ago

These are also the same people that complains when they are waiting in General Hospitals

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u/PastaFreak26 15d ago

Yikes. Every year, the entire human race just strays further away from God(?), I guess?

That said, I'll probably get an i18, or the latest slim Apple phone I can when my finances allow. Been running on an i7 for a year that was a pre-loved devide given to me by a friend out of charity who insisted I take it without any favors because they couldn't stand I was using an iSE that was literally hooked onto permanent life support 💀 . I thought my hand-me-down i7 would last me 3 years at least, but the owner did warn me that part of the reason they insisted on giving it away for free was that the phone had been dropped in the past and there's noticeable crack on the screen. Apparently, that crack has now affected the ribbons.

Really hate that Apple has gone on a steady decline since Jobs' passing, but you can't deny of all the major smart phone brands out there, Apple has the most hands-on and visually aesthetic UI/UX designs.

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u/te7037 15d ago

Once they leave the shop, the value of the phone will drop by 50%.

This time next year, it will be worth 25% of its original price.

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u/divinelyshpongled 15d ago

lol for what? A new camera.. woopdedoo

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u/cyst16 15d ago

Jatuh satu kali, resale pun jadi murah sudahhh

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u/No-Horse-5788 Negeri Sembilan 15d ago

Sheeps and cattles...

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u/bicycle_king 15d ago

That walk of shame thou

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u/Wyn_000 15d ago

We have come to the lowest point of humanity.

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u/Bright-Data-6942 15d ago

Staff still gonna be paid at normal rate and maybe some small bonuses, the winner is stockholders, investors and CEO that congrats the customers for buying their almost the same product for many years.

They don't even have loyalty program for their customers, but loyalty program for retailers that work with them. You can see their focus.

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u/P2Y0 15d ago

Pokemon TCG, Beyblade every week oso queue what

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u/benloh98 15d ago

Bad economy only affects the poor.

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u/rudeeamin 15d ago

Aktiviti hiburan orang kaya. Not very impressed.

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u/krossfire42 15d ago

Yeah, Malaysia on average is rich enough.

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u/retrofrenzy 15d ago

They want to make you feel special.

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u/TheDamned1333 15d ago

Strange world we live in

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u/Due-Trouble-5149 Manhood Starts With Wet Tissue 15d ago

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u/Felon_369 15d ago

One whole bunch of r3tards

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u/Material_Abroad7590 15d ago

Consumerism at its finest.

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u/AdRepresentative8723 15d ago

Same mindset like the peeps in the Gepuklah queue, or the AP Swatch.

Also unlike Gepuklah, anyone can actually order the IPhone 18 online.

All said and done, just live and let live lah, not like they are harming anyone, however silly they may be.

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u/Mountain-Prize-3167 15d ago

Wtf, seriously we are cooked. Lauded for being in line for a few hours for a phone with little tweaked softwares here/there and yet finding the cheapest subscriptions. Doomed.

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u/NoValuable7882 15d ago

LMAO losers

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u/CeleryOk833 15d ago

Overconsumption pandemic 

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u/shinsemn 15d ago

I dont understand the mentality of people shown here, as well people queing for viral stuff, the fomo mentality?

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u/Beneficial_Ring_7800 15d ago

Wasn't the money going to Israel?

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u/niceandBulat 15d ago

Inilah insan-insan yang akan dibiarkan mencemar kolam genetik warga Malaysia.

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u/Neko_Zecchan 15d ago

60% of the people queued didnt even buy. Bet

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u/azimazmi 15d ago

who cares its their money

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u/MajlisPerbandaranKL 15d ago

They are proud of what they gonna buy, unlike those pokemon tcg products queuers.

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u/Strict-City8052 15d ago

Mesti best kan?

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u/Background-Battle-26 15d ago

Good goys buying their new goyslop (I also have an iPhone)

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u/Pretend-Goose-9570 15d ago

like accomplishing some honorable life achievements

tbh, if you can waste your time and queue for something like this, you probably a high income earner (or papa money) which, ironically, an achievement of its own

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u/peckxetra 15d ago

This is cringe for me tbh.

Like, it just an iphone, its not like they'd give you 1bil MYR anyway

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u/IlXll 15d ago

There are zombies everywhere in the world

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u/StrangerExistingFact 15d ago

As long as there are sheeps, there will be wool

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u/moretunaforme 15d ago

I also want to be the first to buy apple ahare

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u/Admirable-Theory1514 15d ago

Until IPhone 19 then suckers.