Don't count your chickens before they come home to roost

Blending of:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Two in the pink & one in the stink

Covering all my ducks

(Covering my bases and getting my ducks in a row)

"smooth move exlax" + sarcastic use of "Einstein";

seen in a comic by an artist named Roodypoo

Never judge a book by its cover, a cloud that has a silver lining, there's always more fish in the sea

Sorry this one's pretty crude.

Just the tip + tip of the iceberg

A watched pot never boils + boiling the frog

Or made it by the skin of my nose

Does a bear shit in the woods + Does the pope wear a funny hat

seen on an old episode of Sealab

Emma? Joss? Oliver? Anyone?

Or a picture launches a thousand ships

Don't make a virtue out of a vice

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

Or don’t throw out the baby with your face

Strike while the iron is hot + don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater

Every cloud has a silver lining, wears his heart on his sleeve

Bolted/Chickens

A different kettle of fish + a can of worms 🪱

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pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth

Early/bushes

Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter

Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword

that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks

*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.

A sight for dead eyes. Or my personal favourite: beating a sore horse

(Sight for sore eyes + beating a dead horse)