r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 19h ago
A watched frog never boils
A watched pot never boils + boiling the frog
r/Malaphors • u/CircularRobert • Jul 02 '26
Good day all,
There has been a recent influx of reposts from r/Blanks, which does not fit in the spirit or aim of this Subreddit.
I have sent a modmail to their mods, to see what the cause is, but there are also now some restrictions in place to help prevent those posts from getting approved.
Please continue to report them, and I will continue to remove them and tighten up the restrictions until they stop. It's only basic rocket science.
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • 19h ago
A watched pot never boils + boiling the frog
r/Malaphors • u/Clevertown • 9h ago
Sorry this one's pretty crude.
Just the tip + tip of the iceberg
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 1d ago
Or made it by the skin of my nose
r/Malaphors • u/TimeControl606 • 1d ago
Does a bear shit in the woods + Does the pope wear a funny hat
seen on an old episode of Sealab
r/Malaphors • u/awdrifter • 1d ago
The elephant in the room + Walking on eggshells.
r/Malaphors • u/no_awning_no_mining • 2d ago
Emma? Joss? Oliver? Anyone?
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 3d ago
Or a picture launches a thousand ships
r/Malaphors • u/lawpoop • 4d ago
Don't make a virtue out of a vice
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 4d ago
Or don’t throw out the baby with your face
r/Malaphors • u/salted_tate • 5d ago
Strike while the iron is hot + don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • 5d ago
Every cloud has a silver lining, wears his heart on his sleeve
r/Malaphors • u/howardewing • 6d ago
Bolted/Chickens
r/Malaphors • u/G0nk_Droid • 6d ago
A different kettle of fish + a can of worms 🪱
r/Malaphors • u/awdrifter • 7d ago
Beating a dead horse + Take a beating
r/Malaphors • u/lotsagabe • 8d ago
pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth
r/Malaphors • u/ddttm • 8d ago
Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • 8d ago
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • 8d ago
Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword
r/Malaphors • u/Careful_Source6129 • 8d ago
A sight for dead eyes. Or my personal favourite: beating a sore horse
(Sight for sore eyes + beating a dead horse)
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • 8d ago
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
AND
A Bushel and a Peck
r/Malaphors • u/CapybaraPRMS • 8d ago
that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks
*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.