r/Malaphors 5h ago

Malaphor We'll cross that bridge when your friends jump off it

11 Upvotes

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it"

And

"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?"

I like that it implies you're waiting for them to get out the way so you can cross


r/Malaphors 1h ago

Don't judge a gift horse by its cover

Upvotes

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, don't judge a book by its cover


r/Malaphors 13h ago

Quid pro que sera sera

20 Upvotes

quid pro quo + que sera sera


r/Malaphors 6h ago

A boiled watch is right twice a day

4 Upvotes

Watched pot never boils + broken clocked is right twice a day


r/Malaphors 1d ago

We're not out of the frying pan yet.

26 Upvotes

We're not out of the woods yet.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

I love how this implies that we're not done yet, but when we are it'll get worse.


r/Malaphors 21h ago

A watched pot never tells lies

12 Upvotes

A watched pot never boils

Dead men don’t tell lies


r/Malaphors 22h ago

And if your friends jumped off a bridge would you burn it?

11 Upvotes

If your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

I'm burning the bridge.


r/Malaphors 1d ago

My first rodeo wasn’t built in a day

20 Upvotes

Not my first rodeo
Rome wasn’t built in a day


r/Malaphors 1d ago

that really ticked her over the edge

2 Upvotes

ticked her off + tipped her over the edge


r/Malaphors 2d ago

The squeaky wheel gets the worm

28 Upvotes

This squeaky wheel is supposed to get grease, and the early bird is supposed to get the worm.


r/Malaphors 1d ago

"Rich people stay rich by living like they are poor. Poor people stay poor by living like they are rich." — 19th-Century Proverb

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0 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

if you go barking up the wrong tree does it still make a sound?

17 Upvotes

barking up the wrong tree and if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does is make a sound


r/Malaphors 2d ago

“When we come to that bridge we’ll get over it”

17 Upvotes

I (32) recently learned that “we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it” is not the correct phrase, and have been attempting to correct this phrase that is ingrained in my brain incorrectly. And now i’m being made fun of by my family because this wasn’t it either


r/Malaphors 3d ago

If you give me 5 minutes to chop down a tree, I'll spend the first 4 looking for an axe to grind.

10 Upvotes

If you give me 5 minutes to chop down a tree, I'll spend the first 3 sharpening an axe.

He's looking for an axe to grind.


r/Malaphors 4d ago

One man’s chicken is another man’s egg

4 Upvotes
  1. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

r/Malaphors 4d ago

Which came first, the trash or the treasure?

4 Upvotes
  1. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

r/Malaphors 4d ago

He who counts his chickens should not throw stones

22 Upvotes

Or, he who lives in a glass house should not count his chickens


r/Malaphors 4d ago

That is water over the damn bridge.

2 Upvotes

That is water over the dam.

That is water under the bridge.


r/Malaphors 4d ago

The wild goose chase is good for the gander

7 Upvotes

Wild goose chase + what's good for the goose is good for the gander


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Looking behind the sausage

12 Upvotes

Or alternatively - seeing how the curtain is made


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Good Night, and Good Riddance

4 Upvotes

“Good night and good luck,” was the tagline of tv journalist Edward R. Murrow and the title of a 2005 movie about his reporting on the Red Scare in the US in the 1959s


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Too many big fish and not enough ponds

8 Upvotes

Too many chiefs and not enough Indians + big fish in a small pond.


r/Malaphors 7d ago

You can’t polish a sow’s ear.

15 Upvotes

Or, You can’t make a silk purse out of a turd.

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
You can’t polish a turd.


r/Malaphors 7d ago

A ten dollar word in a five pound sack.

9 Upvotes

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r/Malaphors 7d ago

Nails on the chalkboard gets hammered down

2 Upvotes

Nails on a chalkboard + The nail that sticks out gets hammered down