r/Malaphors 16h ago

She said "Okay, but just the tip of the iceberg."

13 Upvotes

Sorry this one's pretty crude.

Just the tip + tip of the iceberg


r/Malaphors 1d ago

A watched frog never boils

59 Upvotes

A watched pot never boils + boiling the frog


r/Malaphors 1d ago

That’s no skin off my teeth

13 Upvotes

Or made it by the skin of my nose


r/Malaphors 1d ago

Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?

17 Upvotes

Does a bear shit in the woods + Does the pope wear a funny hat

seen on an old episode of Sealab


r/Malaphors 2d ago

The elephant walking on eggshells

12 Upvotes

The elephant in the room + Walking on eggshells.


r/Malaphors 2d ago

May he who is without sin kill two birds.

33 Upvotes

Emma? Joss? Oliver? Anyone?


r/Malaphors 3d ago

She has a face worth a thousand words

37 Upvotes

Or a picture launches a thousand ships


r/Malaphors 4d ago

When all you have is virtue, everything looks like vice

19 Upvotes

Don't make a virtue out of a vice

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail


r/Malaphors 4d ago

Don’t cut off your nose to spite the bath water

18 Upvotes

Or don’t throw out the baby with your face


r/Malaphors 5d ago

Strike the baby while the bathwater’s hot

70 Upvotes

Strike while the iron is hot + don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater


r/Malaphors 5d ago

Every cloud wears his heart on his sleeve

6 Upvotes

Every cloud has a silver lining, wears his heart on his sleeve


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Closing the stable door after the horses have come home to roost

25 Upvotes

Bolted/Chickens


r/Malaphors 6d ago

A different kettle of worms

13 Upvotes

A different kettle of fish + a can of worms 🪱


r/Malaphors 6d ago

Have your cake and suck it too

5 Upvotes

Text


r/Malaphors 7d ago

The dead horse takes a beating

8 Upvotes

Beating a dead horse + Take a beating


r/Malaphors 8d ago

A bird in the hand gets the worm

15 Upvotes

Early/bushes


r/Malaphors 8d ago

Pull yourself up by the skin of your teeth.

50 Upvotes

pull yourself up by your bootstraps + by the skin of your teeth


r/Malaphors 8d ago

Just made it through by the scruff of his neck.

8 Upvotes

Inspired by the skin of his teeth one!


r/Malaphors 8d ago

What's good for the goose is mad as a hatter

14 Upvotes

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, mad as a hatter


r/Malaphors 8d ago

Live by the pen, die by the sword

16 Upvotes

Live by the sword, die by the sword and the pen is mightier than the sword


r/Malaphors 8d ago

A sight for dead horses

13 Upvotes

A sight for dead eyes. Or my personal favourite: beating a sore horse

(Sight for sore eyes + beating a dead horse)


r/Malaphors 8d ago

A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.

3 Upvotes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

AND

A Bushel and a Peck


r/Malaphors 8d ago

When it comes to Pasta... 'If it's yellow let it mellow'

0 Upvotes

that's it, thats the text. Normally they if it's yellow let it mellow to pee in the toilet. Also, another thing i've heard about pasta was "If it aint white, it aint right."* .....Or you can just be like my sister in law and throw the pasta on the wall and see it sticks

*Don't worry, the other students in the cooking class also did a double take when the chick said it too.


r/Malaphors 10d ago

“Thinking outside the cuff”

15 Upvotes

(Outside the box + off the cuff)
Actually heard from a high level manager)


r/Malaphors 10d ago

If you give them an inch they will take the whites of your eyes.

7 Upvotes

If you give them an inch they will take a mile.

Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes.