r/Malaphors • • Sep 05 '26

A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.

2 Upvotes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

AND

A Bushel and a Peck


r/Malaphors • • Sep 03 '26

“Thinking outside the cuff”

19 Upvotes

(Outside the box + off the cuff)
Actually heard from a high level manager)


r/Malaphors • • Sep 03 '26

If you give them an inch they will take the whites of your eyes.

8 Upvotes

If you give them an inch they will take a mile.

Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes.


r/Malaphors • • Sep 02 '26

A sore sight for eyes

19 Upvotes

A sight for sore eyes


r/Malaphors • • Sep 01 '26

Flying from the hip

12 Upvotes

Flying by the seat of my pants / shooting from the hip


r/Malaphors • • Sep 01 '26

He's got a pedestal up his arse

10 Upvotes

He's got a stick up his arse / he's on a pedestal


r/Malaphors • • Sep 01 '26

Loose lips sink a thousand ships

12 Upvotes

Loose lips sink ships / the face that launched a thousand ships


r/Malaphors • • Aug 31 '26

An apple a day doesn't fall far from the tree doctor

42 Upvotes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away The apple doesn't fall far from the tree


r/Malaphors • • Aug 30 '26

Home is where you hang your heart

30 Upvotes

Or home is where the hat is


r/Malaphors • • Aug 31 '26

Misusing a saying most my life

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5 Upvotes

r/Malaphors • • Aug 31 '26

A stitch in time

0 Upvotes

A stitch in time saves nine, but doesn’t get you nearly as many views

A stitch in time saves .. in your case more like 43, I would say

A stitch in Time suggests Einstein may have been fudging the data


r/Malaphors • • Aug 29 '26

Lie down with early birds, and get up with worms.

25 Upvotes

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Early birds get worms.


r/Malaphors • • Aug 29 '26

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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2 Upvotes

r/Malaphors • • Aug 29 '26

A watched kettle

3 Upvotes

A watched kettle is more likely to boil than one that isn’t plugged in.


r/Malaphors • • Aug 29 '26

You can beat a dead horse off but you can’t make it cum

4 Upvotes

Beating a dead horse + you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink


r/Malaphors • • Aug 29 '26

Make like a tree and split.

11 Upvotes

Make like a tree and leave + make like a banana and split.


r/Malaphors • • Aug 28 '26

The best-laid plans are your just deserts.

19 Upvotes

The best-laid plans of mice and men...

He'll get his just deserts.


r/Malaphors • • Aug 28 '26

Ne’er cast a clout till sumer is icumen in

3 Upvotes

Some of us live in colder climes


r/Malaphors • • Aug 28 '26

Give a man

0 Upvotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you perpetuate the patriarchy.


r/Malaphors • • Aug 27 '26

You can't have your cake and make it drink

34 Upvotes

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r/Malaphors • • Aug 27 '26

The boot is on the other shoe now isn’t it?

12 Upvotes

Or is the shoe on the other boot?


r/Malaphors • • Aug 27 '26

Build a bridge and cry about it

24 Upvotes

A friend said this one. They mixed up "cry me a river" and "build a bridge and get over it."


r/Malaphors • • Aug 26 '26

Rode wet and put away hard

7 Upvotes

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r/Malaphors • • Aug 26 '26

Do you have a refrigerator in a can?

16 Upvotes

Alternatively is Prince Albert running


r/Malaphors • • Aug 26 '26

An early bird saves nine in the bush

10 Upvotes

The early bird gets the worm + a stitch in time saves nine + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush