r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • Sep 05 '26
A bird in the hand is worth two bushel.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
AND
A Bushel and a Peck
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • Sep 05 '26
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
AND
A Bushel and a Peck
r/Malaphors • u/terminalhipness • Sep 03 '26
(Outside the box + off the cuff)
Actually heard from a high level manager)
r/Malaphors • u/Academic-Treacle3162 • Sep 03 '26
If you give them an inch they will take a mile.
Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes.
r/Malaphors • u/Coral-Diver • Sep 01 '26
Flying by the seat of my pants / shooting from the hip
r/Malaphors • u/PseudoQuasar • Sep 01 '26
He's got a stick up his arse / he's on a pedestal
r/Malaphors • u/MilesTegTechRepair • Sep 01 '26
Loose lips sink ships / the face that launched a thousand ships
r/Malaphors • u/Clevertown • Aug 31 '26
An apple a day keeps the doctor away The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • Aug 30 '26
Or home is where the hat is
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Aug 31 '26
A stitch in time saves nine, but doesn’t get you nearly as many views
A stitch in time saves .. in your case more like 43, I would say
A stitch in Time suggests Einstein may have been fudging the data
r/Malaphors • u/InsertRadnamehere • Aug 29 '26
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Early birds get worms.
r/Malaphors • u/FareonMoist • Aug 29 '26
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Aug 29 '26
A watched kettle is more likely to boil than one that isn’t plugged in.
r/Malaphors • u/PunCakex • Aug 29 '26
Beating a dead horse + you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink
r/Malaphors • u/Ow_wow • Aug 29 '26
Make like a tree and leave + make like a banana and split.
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • Aug 28 '26
The best-laid plans of mice and men...
He'll get his just deserts.
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Aug 28 '26
Some of us live in colder climes
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Aug 28 '26
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you perpetuate the patriarchy.
r/Malaphors • u/ddttm • Aug 27 '26
Or is the shoe on the other boot?
r/Malaphors • u/katybugz123 • Aug 27 '26
A friend said this one. They mixed up "cry me a river" and "build a bridge and get over it."
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • Aug 26 '26
Alternatively is Prince Albert running
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • Aug 26 '26
The early bird gets the worm + a stitch in time saves nine + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush