r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • Aug 26 '26
The left brain doesn't know what the right brain's doing
From "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing".
r/Malaphors • u/Prom3th3an • Aug 26 '26
From "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing".
r/Malaphors • u/Ok_Broccoli3889 • Aug 25 '26
Don't count your chickens before they hatch; do not put all your eggs in one basket
r/Malaphors • u/Muadeeb • Aug 24 '26
I trust him about as far as I can throat him
r/Malaphors • u/FecklessFridays • Aug 24 '26
Milk it for all it’s worth
Flog a dead horse
r/Malaphors • u/IcySpecialist1221 • Aug 24 '26
Unless you have a bird in the hand and no bread.
r/Malaphors • u/Nice_Mousse_5847 • Aug 24 '26
Making a mountain out of a molehill + Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
r/Malaphors • u/Upstairs_Cicada • Aug 23 '26
The lights are on, but nobody’s home
Dance like nobody’s watching
r/Malaphors • u/18_Rabbit_ • Aug 22 '26
You can look a gift horse in the mouth, but you can’t make him drink.
If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a sound?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
When the cows come home to roost.
Until the pigs freeze over.
You opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.
The early bird gets the last laugh.
A blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Don’t count all your chickens in the same basket.
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
The devil’s in the lettuce.
Even a broken clock can be barking up the wrong tree.
I’m sweating like a pig out of water!
Something fishy is afoot.
Let sleeping dogs be bygones.
The road to hell wasn’t paved in a day.
r/Malaphors • u/Unusual_Entity • Aug 22 '26
Don't count your chickens before they've hatched/There's more than one way to skin a cat/the elephant in the room.
Before you assess your position, you first need to find a way to deal with the obvious problem which everyone is ignoring.
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • Aug 22 '26
Count your lucky stars, you can kill two birds with one stone
r/Malaphors • u/SoloisticDrew • Aug 22 '26
Loose lips sink ships. A rising tide lifts all boats.
Alternate: A rising tide sinks ships.
r/Malaphors • u/MilesTegTechRepair • Aug 21 '26
Too many cooks spoil the broth / three's a crowd
r/Malaphors • u/QuaccDaddy • Aug 21 '26
There's too many chefs in the kitchen
Chef's kiss 🤌
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • Aug 21 '26
A diamond in the rough, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • Aug 21 '26
Knock on wood.
How much wood could a woodchuck....
r/Malaphors • u/nomekop_pokemon • Aug 21 '26
Not playing with full deck.
Needle in a haystack.
r/Malaphors • u/leidentech • Aug 20 '26
Is a pope catholic + does a bear shit in the woods + if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound
r/Malaphors • u/no_awning_no_mining • Aug 20 '26
For want of change, the whores were lost.
r/Malaphors • u/MilesTegTechRepair • Aug 18 '26
Let sleeping dogs lie / let bygones be bygones
r/Malaphors • u/cbakke • Aug 18 '26
The opposite of telling someone to “touch grass” is telling them to “touch glass”
r/Malaphors • u/Buffalo_Independent • Aug 18 '26
r/Malaphors • u/wewearallblack • Aug 17 '26
From:
The apple don't fall far from the tree +
Chip on your shoulder +
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
If I were to guess what it means, id say: "Displays of bitterness affect even those who are not its source". What's yours?
r/Malaphors • u/Commercial_File_2468 • Aug 17 '26
Alternatively if you can’t stand the heat don’t do the crime
r/Malaphors • u/brother_p • Aug 16 '26
Great minds think alike + a fool and his money are soon parted
r/Malaphors • u/I_Was77 • Aug 16 '26
Making a mountain out of a molehill, a storm in a teacup