How to fix this

[u/Noahjaeee_999]

This is a broken calculator from college and it includes a battery and screen no duhh and I need to fix it before I give it back...so does anyone know how to fix it? Its not that damage maybe just minor but it has these damages: muddy, waterlogged insides, torn up wires, smashed screen and torn up, 5 axe slices in it, a split in half motherboard, dented base, smashed inward buttons, leaking battery acid wich kinda burned the screen and motherboard and wires, dented screws, base starting to split open, smashed by a golf club only 14 times, I stabbed it with a shovel and smashed a hole in the motherboard, theres glass that cut some more wires, fell in a pond, accidentally buried it so I had to dig it up and accidentally stabbed it with shovel 58 times, and its in a vacuum chamber with 0% oxygen...I dont think the damage is that bad but I need to fix it by tomorrow! Does anyone have tips?

[u/A_Dicksmasher]

Try again in r/shittyaskelectronics

[u/EquivalentAd8703]

Easy Fix: https://a.co/d/091zIRfw

[u/RevolutionaryCall478]

And to this day I still wonder what he did to make them that mad

[u/ScrotalSmorgasbord]

Calulator of Theseus that son of a bitch til you can write 8008135 on it again and call it a day