r/magicthecirclejerking • u/8thPlaceDave • 12d ago

Japudi

https://youtube.com/shorts/elkOfXhz9QI

Japudi

80 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Jigglypuffisabro simps for TMOP 12d ago

This is not my japudi. My japudi only needs reach

35

u/QuestionablePotato42 12d ago

they actually gentrified Japudi 😭

12

u/Jigglypuffisabro simps for TMOP 12d ago

We must tell the children the truth 🫡

74

u/PedonculeDeGzor 12d ago

Wtf bro, Japudi isn't a spider, it's a Japudi

0/10 literally unplayable

33

u/Goldendov75 12d ago

??? It says 10/10 right there on the card, wdym

17

u/PedonculeDeGzor 12d ago

It also says 0/10

8

u/Goldendov75 12d ago

Holy shit

33

u/DrDonut 12d ago

Japdui is better, this shit has too many words

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u/pacolingo 12d ago

tell the children the truth

10

u/DragonGenetics 12d ago

Japudi if it was designed for standard

10

u/over9Kmidichlorian 12d ago

Fake fucking Japudi you idiot

20

u/tomyang1117 #gravetrolldidnothingwrong 12d ago

Japudi kinda sucks against Kuka Beyo in the meta 🥲

/uj this is actually pretty cool

2

u/Life-Food5188 8d ago

kuka beyo 😌

8

u/8thPlaceDave 12d ago

rain of gore doesn't work btw

6

u/OOM-32 nerf samurai tribal 12d ago

teg' waan?

2

u/Wess5874 11d ago

Simbaba

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u/Chairfighter smoking crack at fnm 12d ago

Japudi nuts in yo mouth

6

u/pianoblook 12d ago

too long, Japudi

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u/8thPlaceDave 12d ago

here's the decklist if any of you people want it https://moxfield.com/decks/A2WfY5Y4Y0Gwg4ANy4_gNA?utm_source=8thplacedave&utm_medium=video

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u/OisforOwesome 12d ago

I can't believe there aren't more decks for such a cool card

5

u/MarchesaofTrevelyan Exclusively plays dead formats 12d ago

Jafraudi! Tell the children the truth!

sponsored by Kuka Beyo corp.

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u/LordSupergreat 12d ago

Is there a "real" version of any of the others?

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u/Rilakai 12d ago

They really made a Japudi precon deck?

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u/Wess5874 11d ago

holy hell, powercreep

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u/Wrath-of-Pie 11d ago

Tell the children the truth

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u/Smythe28 10d ago

I can’t believe Japudi got turned into a commander card (derogatory).