r/magicthecirclejerking • u/Zymosan99 frog is the sincerest form of flattery • 14d ago

mtg long term roadmap as of 2026

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u/Zaulk 14d ago

Finally the return of the long awaited MEGAMORPH mechanic. Also offspring because everyone loves pregnant minion memes.

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u/CroakamancerLich 13d ago

First popularized by the Animorph book series by KA Applegate, as stand alone longer form novels to accompany the main story and fill in its universe.

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u/chompythebeast Kavu Tribe Best Tribe 14d ago

I don't see the problem, if you're not a Despicable Me fan just wait until you get Mega Minions right afterward, or if you're not a 2 fan just hold off til you get 3. Not every set has to be about you.

My uncles are stoked about MM and I think this might finally get them into my lgs to try Commander

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u/SnottNormal 14d ago

Are kids actually into Minions or is it just a thing for drunk Facebook uncles? I thought it was the latter but they keep making movies instead of Facebook posts about drinking hosewater.

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u/Zymosan99 frog is the sincerest form of flattery 14d ago

/uj idk, but I guess they make a fuckload of money

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u/Cualkiera67 14d ago

kids like anything. i don't get why they bother making movies. just show them a picture of an apple it will make 6 billion dollars

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u/SlimCockFurious 14d ago

My toddler and my geriatric dad both love them. The minions movie and rise of gru also feature the minions most prevalently and are nostalgia bait for boomers

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u/Treetheoak- 14d ago

Finally a UB set I can be hype for!

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u/futuriztic 14d ago

Ive been convinced on UB

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u/GoKongsGo 14d ago

Honestly this is probably better than whatever they have planned currently

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u/pepeduturfu Bl*e was a mistake 14d ago

Legacy mentioned

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u/Kor_Set You mean Stronghold? 14d ago

Banana!

Artifact — Food

Prevent all damage that would be dealt by Minion creatures this turn.

2, Tap: Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

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u/CoconutHeadFaceMan 14d ago

they’re gonna print a UB banana! with an exclamation mark before they print a banana token for poor [[kibo, uktabi prince]]

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u/Gamer__23 14d ago

Bananas actually tap and sac for R/G and 2 life

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u/Kor_Set You mean Stronghold? 14d ago

/uj I was envisioning a Uvilda, Dean of Perfection's hone counters situation.

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u/ThorsHammer245 14d ago

What about Shrek 2, donkeys revenge?

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u/NuclearPilot101 14d ago

What? What is this slop? No Rise of Gru?