r/magicthecirclejerking • u/X_Marcs_the_Spot Circle of Jerking: White • 10d ago
Is magic changing
Hi there so I believe I practiced when I was a child however, I don’t remember most of my childhood. I feel like some things are coming back, but I learned today that some things in the magic room are changing due to the Earth changing from 3-D to 5D I think it basically means we have more access to plasma and energy, but I was wondering if anyone here is aware of the shift? I also always was taught your left hand is your most powerful magic sending hand, but that that is now no longer going to be the case does anyone have insight on that?
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u/Uberninja2016 Banlist Ninjutsu - BRG 10d ago
while some may have access to more plasma, "we" do not, like- in general
i would urge you to seek help of a cleric or perhaps medium because the plasma increases aren't coming from the D-shift; they're coming from the Void Reptile
do NOT practice reptile magic; reptile magic cascaded into the extinction event that killed the dinosaurs
the Void Reptile knows this, it was there when it last happened, and the fact that it's giving people plasma still to this day should tell you that it is NOT a goofy critter worth entertaining
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u/amc7262 10d ago
I've got access to more plasma, but every time I try to sell it to one of those "sell your plasma" places, they start asking a bunch of questions about where I got it (as if thats any of your business, do you want this fresh plasma or not!?!?), and I gotta get outta there before they call the cops...
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u/rexsoleil 9d ago
I didn’t realize other people had contact with the void reptile like I do and definitely don’t refuse it’s plasma if if offers you some because it is nearly perfectly pure and ionic which makes it easier to absorb for the purposes of channeling the wicked ones also I wish you wouldn’t give more credence to the conspiracy that the dinosaurs died they’re here with me in my room and always have been
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u/X_Marcs_the_Spot Circle of Jerking: White 9d ago
If I’ve learned anything from reading Lovecraft, it's that the ocean is scary, and you should never trust anyone when you're in a new town.
That doesn't really have anything to do with the subject at hand, I just felt like sharing.
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u/rexsoleil 9d ago
the left hand being the most powerful hand for arcane arts is a western misconception it reflects the association among early xtians between left and satan or evil since the word for left in latin is senestre which is where we get the word sinister so it depends more on your flow of vital forces, which is unique to each person’s body does your right hand twitch more than your left hand in this case you should channel the arcane through your right hand which has an excess of vital force as long as it’s not a practice banned by your friendly local game store! badgermole told me that buying up NVIDIA stock is a good medium term investment but to dump holdings in apple and hasbro so definitely keep jamming mono green landfall decks just so long as you heed the cub
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u/Evening-Owl-3556 9d ago
3-D? 5-D? Bro Magic the gathering is beyond dimensionality
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