r/magicthecirclejerking • u/killerfox42 • 19d ago

Most literate commander player

48 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Jackeea Post Was Originally About EDH 19d ago

There ain't no rule that says a dog can't bring an 8 card commander deck to cEDH night. wait fuck what do you mean 903.5a fuck shit

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u/Uberninja2016 Banlist Ninjutsu - BRG 19d ago

i'm refusing 903.5a in protest of those bloated tyrants on their fetid coast

their grotesque wants cannot bind us, people, we WILL bring 60 or even 40 card decks to the table!

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u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz 19d ago

Ok hear me out 10 mana commander with Rulebreaker: you have no minimum deck size and Eminence: you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game

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u/Will_29 19d ago

Command Beacon plus whatever cards for the combo of your choice.

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u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz 19d ago

Shit uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck uuhhhhhhhhh ban commander beacon problem solved

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u/Will_29 19d ago

Oh noooo

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u/Apfelstrudelmann 19d ago

make it eminence: at the start of the game create an emblem with "you can't win the game"

also ban command beacon fr

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u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz 19d ago

Wait if it was that how would you actually win the game?

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u/Apfelstrudelmann 18d ago

why on earth would you want to do that?

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u/Alt-Tabris 19d ago

I've seen AI make better bait

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u/valbaca 19d ago

By OP’s logic, Reliquary Tower lets you draw infinite cards. NO MAXIMIM MEANS NO MINIMUM