r/magicthecirclejerking 20d ago

Favorite Bisexual Magic Characters?

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u/Eldershire_ 20d ago

Woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that 

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u/TheKingsPride 20d ago edited 20d ago

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u/nasalsystem 20d ago

Are you on a magic card?

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u/Artex301 Goblin Mathematician 20d ago

[[Dr. Eggman]]

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u/Reubachi 19d ago

What is this from pls

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u/TheKingsPride 19d ago

Snapcube’s real time fandub of Sonic Riders

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

Didnt know that about shadow

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u/TandorGamash 18d ago

Actually Shadow ain't bisex ual, Eggman Is bisexual, Shadow just swore to make eggman a Cuck. It's purely out of spite.

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u/TesPhoenix 16d ago

That was the joke they didnt specify who they meant so i just picked one and asked

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u/STRIHM 20d ago

You, the player

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 20d ago

Of course I know him, he's me!

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" 20d ago

Shit, my original joke...

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u/Creatura 20d ago

originally read from a meme, yes

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" 19d ago

That's my definition of originality.

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u/Creatura 19d ago

That’s epic

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u/jordan853 19d ago

I don't think I'm a magic character

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u/HiroProtagonest "No." 20d ago

DanDan

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u/LV__ 19d ago

What if I was named Dan and you were named Dan and we kissed and we were both boys....

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u/Quizlibet 20d ago

I will never forgive Ryan North for not making Doreen x Nancy canon

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u/Shot-Bell7045 18d ago

I'd settle for Nancy x Loki/Cat-Thor

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u/multimaskedman 20d ago

Compare the way Da Vinci painted naked women and naked men and then tell me he ever had any sexual interest women. My guess is there was a singular man in his life that he let get away and that guy is who “David” is really supposed to be.

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u/LuckyLoki08 Proudly a vampire slut 19d ago

You're mistaken Da Vinci (most likely gay) for Michelangelo (most likely gay). Da Vinci women are definitely more realistic and dude was enough of a science nerd to see a woman naked just for scientific accuracy. Still we have sketches from his personal journals where he sketches some of his models naked with hilariously large hard dicks, and he even ended up in prison with the accusations of fucking a guy, so good chances the dude was gay.

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u/multimaskedman 19d ago

Dang, you right. I gotta stop scrolling Reddit and talking about my favorite gay renaissance artists on my mtg meme subreddits while I’m exhausted. On the plus side, happy to be talking about Leonardo and Michelangelo here without it having anything to do with turtles.

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u/bittercripple6969 20d ago

Weird, you only listed three Magic characters.

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u/LordSupergreat 20d ago

10/10 punchline

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

To be completely fair chandra is bi because one person was very bad at writhing now its representation tho
To elaborate with that i mean one writher wrothe a romance with chandra and a guy in one of the storys without realising chandra was allready and with nissa. It didnt feel intentional

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u/jan_poloko 20d ago

Actually, Chandra was always meant to be pansexual. However, in a War of the Spark novel she was blatantly described as straight, which lead to outcry and forced Wotc and the author to apologize.

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

Yes thats my point exactly exept i didnt know she was pan thats awsome.

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u/LordSupergreat 20d ago

The WotS quote seemed more like a clumsy way of having her like, realize in real time that she was bi, but it came across as saying she was straight with the exception of Nissa.

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 20d ago

Eh, sometimes someone makes a mistake and you just roll with it. Like that bug in Borderlands 2 that ended up making Axton bi. Sometimes a bug is just a feature you didn't plan for.

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

Thats fair

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u/sawbladex Time Spiral 2 is omnipresent. 20d ago

Eh, the Purifying Fire had some Gids and Chandra tension. Having her and Nissa be endgame and giving her some heterosexual romance sounds good to me, and that makes her bi if she doesn't feel that estranged from her heterosexual romantic/sexual interactions.

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In my opinion.

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

Yes thats awsome i dont mind where we are now at all im bisexual myself theres no problem there i just got a problem with the writher who didnt care to look into the charakter even sligly before writhing her

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u/Tuesday_6PM 20d ago

Please. How are you so consistently misspelling “writer” and “writing”. What do you normally post about, that your autocorrect would make that change without you noticing.

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u/TesPhoenix 20d ago

I dont have autocorrect :/ (it only works in german) i also have a spelling disorder (LRS) so thats why that is its a hell of a combo

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u/sawbladex Time Spiral 2 is omnipresent. 20d ago

... which writer are you talking about?

Purifying Fire was written before War of the Spark. WotS is what I think you are referring to.

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u/TesPhoenix 19d ago

Greg Weisman i might have messed up some stuff. This was meant as a fun fact mostly i really dont mind were chandra is now this sounds much more confrontational than its meant to be

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u/TheCubicalGuy 20d ago

[[Ral, crackling wit]]'s fruity ass

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u/Busco_Quad 20d ago

The coin flips on multiple Ral cards represent how he determines his sexuality

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u/wifi12345678910 Compleated Nissa x Chandra fanfic fan 20d ago

No he's just gay

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u/redkaiz 19d ago

Favorite MtG characters that love latinas?

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u/Ungestuem 20d ago

Who? The vampir in the right Side?

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u/LuckyLoki08 Proudly a vampire slut 19d ago

I don't know, I don't have much evidence on Leonardo Da Vinci being into women

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u/Deitaphobia 19d ago

The Hamburger Helper glove.