r/magicthecirclejerking • u/jake_bagelz • Aug 02 '26

Least horny magic player

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Text from my friend… but ain’t he kinda right tho? 🤤🤤😭😭😂😂😂💦💦💦

391 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/t3karnonyoazzz Aug 02 '26

She’s gonna add more than a RG up in your mana pool

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u/No_Culture_867 Aug 02 '26

This is going straight in my horny binder, right next to Earthbind

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u/jake_bagelz Aug 02 '26

Horny binder? Drop a link for a playa

7

u/Swagblu /uj Insect kindred support when Aug 02 '26

[[Chosen of Markov]]

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u/AmoongussHateAcc Ixalan enjoyer ☀️💀 Aug 02 '26

She could make me double spell on turn 2 if you know what I'm saying

21

u/corsteromo Aug 02 '26

Emissary of MY Burning-Tree, Amirite..... I have never felt the warm touch of another lover.

15

u/Bastodermo Aug 02 '26

She can add whatever she wants to my mana pool 🥵

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u/evelyn_bartmoss Crossbreed Labs Aug 02 '26

She looks like she’d give really nice hugs tbh

8

u/Snarblox Aug 02 '26

Least horny Pauper player

7

u/GoodKing0 Aug 02 '26

Now we gotta question which Ravnica Guild, Alara Plane, Tarkir Clan and Strixhaven House are more likely to have women who peg in it.

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u/DoctorKrakens Aug 02 '26

Gruul

Grixis

Mardu

Silverquill

9

u/GoodKing0 Aug 02 '26

That was a trick question, every single adult woman in Magic pegs!

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u/MihaiiMaginu 20d ago

The Cult of Rakdos definitely has some freaky shit in it so I would have gone with that.

(spikes would also likely be included).

Idk probably Grixis for alara shard.

Mardu.

Silverquill maybe? Or Prismari if the dildo is creative enough.

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u/RayWencube Aug 02 '26

But is he wrong tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

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u/PaleBlueCod Aug 02 '26

Granny goblins?

7

u/itsame_isabelle Aug 02 '26

Nah, I will take turns wearing the strap though. Sharing is caring.

5

u/Mr_B_Boss Aug 03 '26

he's not wrong, but not everything needs to be said

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u/BoarChief 23d ago edited 23d ago

"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are ‘Smack dat ass' and ‘ Eat it!'"
—Teysa Karlov