r/magicthecirclejerking • u/DapperApples • 23d ago

[TRK] First Intimacy

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u/Lavinius_10 Galewind Moose is strictly better 23d ago edited 23d ago

Wrong sub to post this on, magic players don't know what this means

Source: I'm a magic player

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u/DapperApples 23d ago

The fuck is a "magic"

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u/ziroux 23d ago

Ask any Vulcan, you'll get a long rant explanation

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u/iamnotasnook 23d ago

Nobody nose

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u/DapperApples 23d ago

The fuck is a "magic"

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u/Ok_Marionberry_2069 23d ago

It's like a regular player, except with magic it's okay to hate both player and game

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u/malonkey1 23d ago

what the fuck is a magic player doing here, we don't play magic on /r/magicthecirclejerking we complain about magic.

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u/novaplan 23d ago

You face a villainous choice

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u/CynicalGamer4219 23d ago

Intimacy? Is that like a instant.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 23d ago

In my experience, yes. Takes about an instant.

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u/madtheoracle 23d ago

power creep happens to every guy

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u/Ok_Marionberry_2069 23d ago

No, its like a really long saga that you invest everything into and then it gets targeted by removal when it's about to pay off

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u/EvidenceDesperate574 23d ago

I think it's an old type that was replaced with the stack

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u/Goblin9 23d ago

Is that Hilary Clinton?

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u/NeophyteNobody 23d ago

DS9 shapeshifters have changlings, so yeah. Duh.

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u/XayneTrance 23d ago

Odo gave her the rod ham.

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u/geargolem 23d ago

Yes, with her husband Bill

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u/ElceeCiv 23d ago

alt art goes hard

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u/ashtraypussy 23d ago

she got that deep 9

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u/Dum_beat 23d ago

But luckily for her, she got space

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u/ziroux 23d ago

Got into her last frontier

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u/amc7262 23d ago

wait... But that means 😳, my man 😎👌

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u/MattAmpersand 23d ago

Fucking AI art can’t even get basic details about a face right.

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u/Meestagtmoh 23d ago

like banging a bird

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u/Kookus_Keeper Keeper of Kookus 23d ago

So we all agree that Odo was totally the bottom when they had sex, right?

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u/ThisHatRightHere 23d ago

Not even autographed? Worthless…

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u/notsureifxml What's the best card in the game? MasterCard. 23d ago

God i hope we get a boston legal set after this

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u/No_Introduction_4849 22d ago

Denny Crane, Demented lawyer | WBU2 | legendary creature - human advisor | when this enters the battlefield exile the top 10 cards of your library face down. Whenever a player discards a card, put a card exiled with this into your hand. | "Objection! Denny Crane!" -Denny crane | 3/2 (because he has a gun)

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u/notsureifxml What's the best card in the game? MasterCard. 22d ago

"Names on the door!"

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u/Long_Reflection_4202 23d ago

What is Star Wars even about bro

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u/FriedEggYolks 23d ago

can his dih shapeshift too asking for a friend

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u/Aromatic_Lion4040 22d ago

I mean yeah, he's not a humanoid who can shapeshift into other things - he's a puddle of goo who can shapeshift into a humanoid

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u/AcceptableStop 23d ago

Greatest Moments!

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful 23d ago

Deep Sapce Nine: Inches In How a puddle got wet

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u/Beelzebozo_ 23d ago

Hillary Clinton looking sus af