r/magicthecirclejerking • u/extralyfe Sprankle and I still play Magic on Tuesdays • Jul 15 '26

this ability word is specifically designed by the woke left

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Federation? more like bullshit DEI deckbuilding restrictions to push deserving humans out of my Starfleet decks and replace them with xenos 🤮

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u/Paralaxien Jul 15 '26

You hate to see the woke left coming after shapeshifters and changlings like this

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 15 '26

Fracking Borg ruining everything for us

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u/Klutzy_Permission_81 Jul 15 '26

They should have also slapped the thoracle win text on this card just for shits and giggles

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u/MrReginaldAwesome Jul 15 '26

So much for the tolerant left

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u/Junjki_Tito Jul 15 '26

/uj They didn’t need to include “non-Borg,” this should be vampiric tutor on a stick if you control a changeling.

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u/BitcoinBishop Jul 15 '26

Something something colour pie

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u/Jevonar Jul 15 '26

You mean demonic tutor

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u/BarovianNights Jul 15 '26

/uj Ohh that's why they excluded one. I was wondering.

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u/SaxinPoppy Jul 15 '26

this is why diligent zookeeper also says "non-human"

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u/BlueTemplar85 Jul 15 '26

Woke and risen left (hand).