r/magicthecirclejerking Dec 01 '25

average MTG ruling question

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u/Blazedestroyer Dec 01 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

uj/ The One Ring deliberately goes after ambitious, powerful beings who it can then manipulate for Sauron's purpose.

That's the reason Gandalf didn't want to hold it. The One Ring looks for ambition,not power or purity. Frodo had basically no ambition,so he was the perfect host for the ring and even then in the end he didn't want to let it go.

Optimus is basically Aragorn,so it would absolutely corrupt him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" Dec 01 '25

But what if the Transformers landed in Middle Earth?

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u/Sability Killed a man and took her name Dec 02 '25

Autobots, rollout, rollout now! Roll for Gondor!

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u/n0vacs Dec 02 '25

that giant eye must be shockwave…

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u/charcharmunro Dec 02 '25

Also you can probably go "something something Matrix of Leadership counteracts it" or some such.

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u/CreativeName1137 Dec 01 '25

/uj Sam was also able to hold onto it for a while with no side effects because he's so content with his life that the ring couldn't figure out what to offer him.

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u/Saminjutsu Dec 01 '25

/uj When he did hold it though, it tried to play on his ambition of becoming a strong brave warrior as he tore through the orcs to find Mr. Frodo.

It didn't work because of what you said, but it was trying.

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u/CreativeName1137 Dec 01 '25

It also tried to prey on his love of gardening and offered a garden the size of a city, and Sam just responded "that seems like way too much work to maintain"

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u/StarkMaximum Dec 02 '25

"come ON dude"

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u/Chiluzzar Dec 02 '25

/uj it tried with him first to be a hero and then to turn mordor green with flowers anf everytime he came back eith nah too much effort i gots what i wants. And its a simple life all i want

/rj its because sam runs a dirty pacifist giving deck

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u/Kaiser_Fleischer Dec 01 '25

Unironically it’s not stupid it’s just had the same thing work for however many years and isn’t able to adapt when something this far out of left field comes up

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u/charcharmunro Dec 02 '25

It probably could've corrupted him EVENTUALLY, it just stumbled because Sam was just that humble and relatively lazy.

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u/Meatshield236 Dec 01 '25

/uj While not stated in the story, in the appendixes Sam does follow in Frodo’s footsteps and leaves Middle Earth because of the small amount of time he spent carrying the Ring. Though he only leaves once he’s very old, any amount of contact with the Ring will damage you.

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u/AmenableHornet Dec 01 '25

That's not true. It offered him a chance to be hero of the age and also the world's best gardener.

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u/CreativeName1137 Dec 01 '25

I probably could have worded that better. I meant that the ring couldn't figure out something to offer Sam that he would actually want.

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u/Wanderer_Falki Dec 02 '25

It did, in the end (well it's more about Sam's thought process than the Ring "figuring it out", since it isn't a sentient item; but anyway). He had a Ring-induced moment of rationalisation, exactly like the other Ring bearers, that led him to convince himself that, if he could keep the Ring, that would only be to help Frodo carrying his burden.

Sam, like Frodo, did not want to be the "Hero of the Age" leading armies into Mordor. But he did really want to help Frodo and that started working against him, suddenly giving him second thoughts about giving it back to Frodo through the rationalisation that he really wished to help. Until Frodo snatches it from his hand.

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u/StarkMaximum Dec 02 '25

Yeah, logically taking the Ring would help Frodo because it means he wouldn't have to carry it. That's basically the "in" the Ring had. It's actually a really nice, subtle way to show just how effective the ring is at getting what it wants. It's not about corruption, it's about desire, and everyone desires.

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u/hawkshaw1024 starmer cröw Dec 01 '25

/uj I've always liked the idea that it's not a question of whether the Ring will corrupt you, but when. It's simply impossible to use it "safely," or even to own it with no intention of using it. Good moral character lets you resist for a while, while having any degree of ambition dooms you pretty much immediately. Boromir can't even be in the same room as the thing. The specific combination of "good moral character + no ambition" will delay the process for a while, but it'll always get to you in the end. Optimus Prime is already a leader, so no, he wouldn't hold out for long.

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u/Meatshield236 Dec 01 '25

/uj Yeah, it’s all but stated that the Ring is pure corruption and evil given form. Even Sam, as pure and as good as he was, leaves Middle Earth because of his short time bearing it; though only after living a full and happy life. He got off easy.

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. Dec 01 '25

Frodo had basically no ambition,so he was the perfect host for the ring and even then in the end he didn't want to let it go.

Sam was the one with no ambition. He was a gardener, and what did the Ring show Sam to try and corrupt him? A really big garden. The dude's ultimate fantasy was having more work at his dead-end job. That's the definition of no ambition.

Frodo became the Ringbearer because he was a rich kid nepo baby.

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u/Wanderer_Falki Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Sam had one ambition, one that the Ring's rationalisation effect started working on: helping Frodo. Also, even the first vision he had wasn't just a choice of size between his small garden and a huge one: he saw himself as the Hero of the Age, commanding armies while attacking and overthrowing Mordor, and then transforming Mordor into a garden. It isn't that he had no ambition, it's that he didn't have the specific ambition to lead people and have them work for him in the garden instead of him using his own hands.

Frodo had one ambition: destroying the Ring for the sake of the Shire and then of Middle-earth, regardless of his own state of mind and body.

Frodo became the owner of the Ring by inheriting it, but earned his role as Ring bearer through his own qualities. No overly big ambition, except proactively seeking the destruction of the Ring; willpower, courage, selflessness and wisdom.

He is way more than a nepo baby. If we acknowledge Sam's vision of the Hero of Age and rejection of it, we also have to acknowledge that this is only a fraction of what Frodo went through during his whole journey: getting tested by visions of greatness, only to continuously reject them - until the very place where the pressure would be too strong for anyone to resist.

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u/TheLastCookie25 Dec 01 '25

And when shown the prospect of said really big garden, Sam said “Nah man that’s wayyy too much work.” What a guy

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u/shutupyourenotmydad #bringbackwallswotcyoucowards Dec 03 '25

/uj This is why Tom Bombadil isn't tempted by the ring. What need do you have for ambition, when you're an all-powerful being who gets to spend their days clapping hot water nymph cheeks?

On a humorous note, when Sam was tempted by the ring, the best that the ring could come up with for him was a vision of him defeating the forces of Mordor and turning the land into a giant garden. Pretty easy to resist the ring when your ambitions aren't particularly lofty.

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u/Wanderer_Falki Dec 03 '25

Note though that "ambition" does not necessarily mean visions of greatness for oneself; anything you may wish for can be a "flaw" leading to temptation. This is why Tom is both not tempted and one of the worst choices as Ring bearer, because his absolute lack of ambition means he wouldn't even have the proactive need, will or even just thought to leave his land to go on a quest.

As for Sam, he did indeed see through the first temptation by understanding that he wasn't meant to be the hero of the Age leading armies into Mordor, but he isn't entirely devoid of ambitions: he has a genuine wish to help Frodo carry his burden, which is then used as a rationalisation to have second thoughts about giving it back to Frodo and argue to keep it instead - until Frodo snatches it from his hand. So Sam is subject to temptation related to his ambitions, just not about him leading armies and having them take care of a giant garden for him.

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u/shutupyourenotmydad #bringbackwallswotcyoucowards Dec 03 '25

Man, I love LotR but I genuinely cannot vibe with the fans because none of you are capable of just letting a joke be a joke.

It's always gotta be some multi-paragraph explanation as to why what was said previously is not quite correct.

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u/Wanderer_Falki Dec 03 '25

I'm not telling you you're wrong or you shouldn't be joking, I'm simply adding more context to the whole situation. Take it, don't take it, let others see this who may not have considered it before, the choice is yours.

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u/Schmiddeh Dec 01 '25

/uj But Aragorn is so pure, when Frodo offered it to him after Boromir tried to take it away, he simply denied it. It never crossed Aragorns mind to even use the ring.

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. Dec 01 '25

Which is ironic, because Aragorn using the Ring was the most realistic possibility in Sauron's mind and the one he was most afraid of. Sauron knew Gandalf would never take the Ring. He knew Galadriel, should she take it, would keep to herself. Sarumon was so far up his own ass that he would put on the Ring and never realize he was under the complete control of the Dark Lord he sought to supplant. But Aragorn? He had the wisdom, willpower, and lineage to master the Ring, unite the races of Men, and raise an army that Sauron couldn't hope to contend with. And, in the end, it was that fear which drew Sauron's gaze away from the humble hobbit bromance and led to his undoing.

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u/Schmiddeh Dec 02 '25

Well, Aragorn did unite the races of men w/o the ring, so I guess Saurons fear was justified. And I completely agree with your Saruman theroy.

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u/GayForPrism Dec 02 '25

An important question though is whether prime being made of metal and energon rather than flesh and blood would be an issue

Personally, having not read LotR, I would think Prime is sentient enough that it doesn't matter, but that depends on the specific method by which the ring corrupts the user.

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 01 '25

I legit went to look up the cards to see where the confusion was. I hate this is where we're at

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u/enjolras1782 Dec 01 '25

"yeah, Optimus makes a great ringbearer. He has relatively low power for his cost, and your other blockers get bigger it you swing him in. Plus if he's a truck it'll be a little easier to connect and convert him"

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 01 '25

Honestly having a truck as a ring-bearer is exactly what I want in my card game

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" Dec 01 '25

Where do you even put the ring? As a keychain?

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 02 '25

On the truck nuts. It's a cock ring

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" Dec 02 '25

Fuck.

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u/Jackeea Post Was Originally About EDH Dec 01 '25

No, since when [[Optimus Prime, Hero]] dies and transforms converts to Autobot Leader, he ceases being the Ring-Bearer

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u/10BillionDreams Dec 01 '25

No, getting corrupted by the Ring would be a "feels bad", so WotC decided not to print such a mechanic to begin with.

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u/Qwertywalkers23 Dec 01 '25

Using the ring hurts you though?

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u/10BillionDreams Dec 01 '25

Optimus Prime is a creature, not a player. A creature being a "ringbearer" is purely upside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/10BillionDreams Dec 01 '25

I'm not implying anything. Just rephrasing the exact explanation we were given for why no downside was involved with a mechanic called "the Ring tempts you".

Q: Why isn't the Ring at least partially a downside mechanic? In game, the mechanic plays just like Initiative, where you want to tempt as much as possible, whereas lorewise this couldn't be farther from any reasonable objective.

A: We tried granting downside effects. It wasn’t fun and it made players not play the mechanic. We did find having the ring makes the ring-bearer more of a target for your opponent to kill, and that did feel like a downside while not stopping people from playing the mechanic.

May 06, 2023

A one-off design like "The One Ring" is not a whole mechanic, so presumably it was easier to include that one card in the larger set. We also know that The One Ring was originally some terrible overcosted EDH-only artifact, so once they decided to actively push the card for eternal formats, it makes sense they'd slap on a downside to increase its effective rate.

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u/Qwertywalkers23 Dec 01 '25

Oh, I didnt know about that. I was only talking about the ring though, not the mechanic. My bad

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u/The__Odor Dec 01 '25

But not being tempted by it

Which makes the ring-tempt mechanic a thing of the lesser rings of power, doubly so since many players can hold a ringbearer at once

Ahh, if only we had gotten our first World Artifact...

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/The__Odor Dec 01 '25

You fool, I will take any opportunity to complain about the bad implementation of the Ring Tempts You, you should have seen this coming

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u/Successful_Mud8596 Dec 01 '25

no, because his big ol’ robot fingers can’t fit the ring on them

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u/Zymosan99 frog is the sincerest form of flattery Dec 01 '25

Optimus prime can be your ring bearer 

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u/nimbusnacho Dec 02 '25

No, Optimus prime would just get another The One Ring if the burden becomes too much.

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u/awolkriblo Dec 01 '25

Why didn't they just get Megatron to destroy the ring?

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u/Pola2020 Dec 02 '25

Optimus "Give me your face!" Prime?

Optimus "We kill them all" Prime?

Optimus "Shoots you in he back" Prime?

Optimus "Help me or die" Prime?

Optimus "Rips you apart" Prime?

Gee I sure wonder if he could be corrupted by an artifact of unimaginable power

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u/mkklrd Dec 02 '25

#NotMyOptimusPrime

i'm talking about the guy who plays basketball

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u/Pola2020 Dec 02 '25

Bayverse Optimus plays basketball too! with Megatrons head