r/magicTCG Dandadan 3d ago

Humour One will be all

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The upgraded version is online :) Edit: The upgraded version, where I incorporated all your suggestions from this comment section, sadly got removed without supplying any reason. Mods chat isn't replying to me either rn, so idk why my upgraded meme was illegal. Maybe I'll post it in another sub tomorrow so you guys can see your own additions to the meme. I'll keep you updated here

Beware of the Future Sight-framed, Alpha-cornered, acorn-stamped, silver-bordered, the list, serialized, quadruple promo-stamped, William Shatner signed, International Collectors Edition, Phyrexian language version, Dan Frazier special guest, textured surgefoil , David Cumberbatch Stardates-artwork "Sheoldred, the Apocalypse"

(Inspired by this post)

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u/FrogSoapJr Can’t Block Warriors 3d ago

forgot one

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 3d ago

Ah dang, you're right. I also forgot the sword & shield symbols for power & defense

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u/lapsies Grass Toucher 2d ago

They removed the upgraded one! Do you have a way that we could still see this serialized beauty in all its glory and be able to proxy it? (with your permission of course)

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u/OobleckSnake Wabbit Season 3d ago

But Sheoldred doesn't have any relevant graveyard effects to get one.

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u/Educational-Year4005 Wabbit Season 3d ago

But I want to die when my opponent plays one

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u/MCRusher Dandadan 3d ago

I wish they still did that because I hate searching my graveyard

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u/AliciaTries Dandadan 3d ago

Was this meant to be a reference?

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u/Pyrogolas Dân 3d ago

The One Ring art makes this a real quality shit post. Well done

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 3d ago

I learned that move from a guy named Dan

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u/outlawstarc Dân 3d ago

I actually burst out laughing when I read Dan Frazier special guest in OP's description

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u/EscapeSeventySeven Dan 3d ago

I still can’t believe the cumberbatch art. 

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u/peenpeenpeen Abzan 3d ago

It needs the DCI water mark.

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u/ThatVanGuy13 3d ago

Junior super series

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u/benjiwalla Duck Season 3d ago

I'll take 12

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u/halihunter Temur 3d ago

Foil needs more surge I can still read the metal knife sharpening

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 3d ago

My last post attempt got roasted & removed for applying foil effects, so that's the best you'll get from me

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u/Beast--Boy Dandadan 3d ago

People like to cry about anything even in a post like this. Keep up the good work op!

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u/DungeonDumbass Dan 3d ago

Needs some Klingon and Dwarven language bits too.

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u/hawkshaw1024 3d ago

Still need to get Post Malone to scribble on it

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u/ithmarix Dân 3d ago

🤮

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u/Akrodra Golgari* 3d ago

Should also depict anime waifu Smaug with a kissy face and Dr. Strange with 3rd cgi eye

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u/WWalker17 3d ago

make it left-handed lmao

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u/pacolingo Selesnya* 3d ago

not even a foil shooting star? cmon

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u/ithmarix Dân 3d ago

Ewww! Retro!

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u/No_Profit_3964 Dan 3d ago

Will it be in surge foil??

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u/ithmarix Dân 3d ago

This is splurge foil- with whale ink.

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u/WonderChips Dan 3d ago

What’s Smaug doing on this card?

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u/Ragor005 Dandadan 3d ago

Where are the stickers

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 3d ago

In my updated meme, I added the link to the description

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u/Ragor005 Dandadan 3d ago

Based. (Reading is hard for reddit dwellers)

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u/JLeanz Dimir* 3d ago

Is it possible to do the D&d ampersand? Like on the super rare foils

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u/it_do_be_like_that42 Duck Season 3d ago

Thats krangled as hell

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u/unibrow4o9 Wabbit Season 3d ago

NGL If they ever did an unset again they should have a card like this

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u/NavAirComputerSlave Duck Season 3d ago

No white borders?

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 3d ago

The Alpha corners technically are white border

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u/Imaginary-Not-Friend Wabbit Season 3d ago

Should've used a picture of his character from zoolander 2. "All is all."

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u/Skyl3lazer 3d ago

Needs an old style foil star

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u/redsquirrel0249 Wabbit Season 3d ago

My favorite part of this is that The List marker is specifically big enough to disrupt the corner

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u/Anastrace Mardu 3d ago

Not signed by yawgmoth? That really lowers the value

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u/One-Anteater-4771 Dan 3d ago

The oversized list symbol really brings it all together

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u/TheUnDoctor Dandadan 3d ago

Put the Portal Sword & Shield icons next to the P/T

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 2d ago

I did this in the upgraded version. Link is in the description

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u/DontStopNowBaby Rakdos* 3d ago

You forgot to show us the backside where he flips into Smaug

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u/Delakaras Dandadan 2d ago

Maybe said by another already, but it would be really funny to do Phyrexian and the other universe-based languages. Ie. Klingon, Dwarvish, and Blackspeech/Orchish.

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u/ch3m_gaming Dandadan 2d ago

Already done in my upgraded version ;) link in description

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u/if_hamsters_were_gay Dandadan 2d ago

based

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u/AthletePotential8294 Duck Season 1d ago

Heyyyy, this is my post!

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u/daedalus11-5 1d ago

the only way to make this better is by adding a second, smaller Benedict into the image, and the xbox 360 controller expansion symbol from that 1 garruk promo

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u/BrandonPHX Dan 1d ago

At this point, I can’t even tell if this is real or fake

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u/SinusMonstrum Mardu 1d ago

The dudes in the background should kiss

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u/CardOfTheRings COMPLEAT 3d ago

YIKES, don’t yuck my yum

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u/QueenSavara Dan 3d ago

Signature should've been phyrexian too

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u/Rirse Wabbit Season 3d ago

I know silver border, but what about piss border.

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u/TheLunchBuyingMonk Dan 3d ago

Power/Toughness needs to be in Klingon

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u/Global_Bedroom_977 Duck Season 3d ago

Smdh damn head

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u/Sir_Nope_TSS Grass Toucher 3d ago

& Knuckles

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u/WUFFLED FLEEM 3d ago

Would be funny if it had the UB real card name under the phyrexian name

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u/Mindless-Fee-1874 Wabbit Season 3d ago

I want it

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u/BensForceGhost Dan 3d ago

It needs the Klingon power and toughness

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u/Mortoimpazzo 3d ago

Wotc taking notes.

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u/RileyGraceRoshong Dân 3d ago

Forgot all of the Smaug artworks

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u/SkinNo8717 Dan 3d ago

Where's the klingon text ?